while cutting my hedge today
it was made plain to me
that people say
what do they do not think
see below examples 1 2 3

1...    young girl not no bigger than my hip

her... mister what you doing?

me... just cutting this hedge

her... why?

Me... Needs doing

at that she went off
like a rocket down the road
dragging a little dog
on the end of a peace of string


I wiped my running nose and cut on

2... next was jack rabbit as he known

him... young man what are you doing

me... Just cutting this hedge Jack

him... dose the council know

me... this private owned property Jack

at that he road off
on his harley motor scooter
prabulater,   at a stunning 3 miles per hour

3... then there was a woman whom I call Goul
good looking women lives e across a road
rides up on a bicycle

her... what are you doing

me... just cutting this ******* hedge

her... there is no need to swear at me

buttocks slipping on that saddle
she just road off

The day is at it's darkest just before the dawn
but knowing that I am still on my own

Just on my own again
Even though I have tried to fill your heart
I have this morning, the sad man blues

Thinking back you gave nothing at all
unless woman, maybe a desire not to be like you

Just on my own again
Even though I have tried to fill your heart
I have this morning, the sad man blues

Woman I thought your love was true
and now my blues have there back to blue

Just on my own again
Even though I have tried to fill your heart
I have this morning, the sad man blues

And woman to see you
walk from that night club, with someone else

Just on my own again
Even though I have tried to fill your heart
I have this morning, the sad man blues

But at last woman I know
I am on my way back home this night

Ow sad SAD MAN BLUES
on my own again.

Be sure what ever you do
there is a woman behind you
so use her power
so it enlightens you

you will not be just a favour
for your own pleasure
but you will become you
the one and only un-known you

so use those voces
do not keep them inside your head
when the atoms lose electrons,
forming cations(positive ions),
these ions become surrounded by de-localized electrons, which are responsible for conductivity.
Conductivity

That is Metal

Does batgirl
between you and me
suffer form PMT.

Woke up this morning
and went out on the street
sniff a few flowers
and went back to sleep
yes my head was cloudy
but the sky was blue
and I did'nt feel lonely til i thought of you.

What a party that was last night.
The drinks where loaded, as where the girls.
It was there I met Julia.
She invited me to look at her ****.
Then our eyes met, they instantly feel in love.
While stroking one of her ****, our lips met.
These are fine ****.   I said.

Yes she said.   I love breeding birds.
Placing the **** back in the cage.
While she playfully played with my ear.
We did the usual thing and after exchanged our phone numbers.
The party ended,  I still have not rang her.
Even thought her **** are still clear in my mind.

Birds in my youth
where delicate like petals
Hitchcock put a stop with that
with his film The Birds
even so I muddled on in my youth
and found a woman
now Birds is just custard
that we have on pudding on Sundays.

with NASSA intrusion
The humanoid thrill
Man On The mOOn.

as men and as we do
we let them go off
when they come back down
they are just not the same.



Sorry ladies but you know this is true.

Mind.
Spoke.
But with, a But.

Deep in his Mind.
Mind this.
Mind that.
Please Mind the Gap.

Gap openend.
Mind fell in.
To much Gin.
Gin began to grin.
Licking the lost berry's from the chin.
Mind opened.

And all came in.

Good night all thought I never mean this.
for you should be all in dream land.

A land, where pupils sleep.
And no eyes meet.

So good night all.
Good night pupils.

Tomorrow again our body's.
We will abuse.

Eat food with our eyes.
Put weight on our thighs.

7,000  's   gipsy's swung together
and hijacked that starship
and it gave it music and dreams
even though it was    ones self
have you seen the      star's tonight
and are you not surprised by
the wasted light years
which now we call our own
so move your mind and come with me and ride
into a space sHip past Mars.

The Prince while
playing croaky on his lawn
did say in a gruff voice
for he had a bit of a cold that day
the secrets of his past are inside his head
I wonder if he will be happy after he is dead
or indeed happy now.

Paper places,
See how it falls.
The toilet roll of life.
Some ***** big, some small.
Some long and determinant.
But still go down the loo.
Some pop and just Plop out.
Surprising you.
But of all the ***** in life
Darling remind me of you.

One big ****.

This was
This was an inflated Headmaster,   of an inflated school
taking to an inflated boy,       Whom in his sins,           took a pin in to school.
And that inflated master did say!

You have let me down.
You have let your school down.
BUT most of all.
Y       OU         H       A    V    E        let yourself           D   O     W    N.

Bottle of ***
                     But no Coke a Cola
But plenty Cherry ade
                                                     Taste is like some sort of cough brew
Ow what the  F--K  after two or three glasses the party has began
                    And it has plus
                                                     Not working for the Yankee Doller
                                            
                                                     MERRY Christmas Love Paul ***.

Purple lay in his bed wondering.
Was he on the blue side or red.
And if he was bluer, would he be sad.
And if he was redder, would he mad.
No purple reasoned it threw.
He would stay Purple.
And just stay happy.
The Purple Happy Chap.

Little green rinding hood
came on a wood
with trees
like she had never seen
all in blue wood
and blue leaves
she stopped in her tracks
and did
shy
O this is no good
I can not go there
for green and blue
should never be seen
and that would be no good
so she sat down and did frown
and what about my purple shoes
never though of that
so first foot forward
she did go into that wood
where the the shadows
did call her in.

Never did see Green riding hood again.

Tom
Sat
In
The
Corner
In
The
Corner
Of
The
Classroom
He
Did
Not
K­now
What
To
Do
With
His
Thumb
So
He
Invented
PI.

what do you do
when it is all behind you.

Once in a lifetime
Team GB

No >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it is not just the Olympians

That will make it
It is people
Just like you
and me

Find them there seats
Make sure the have there 3D glasses
Forget all the contra verse

So sit back
And enjoy
With me

The thing that is the Olympics
On channel 1 2 3
But always
The best pictures
are on the BBC

talking with Paul Gurrieri
made me think that advertising has a lot
to answer for
for i did not know what laffy taffy was
so advertising stop messing with us
the poets of this world
and thanks Paul :-)
now i will have to do one about mobiles.

Girls let me tell you this
please do not **** lemons
for they rot your teeth so
be carful what fruit you ****.

That's IT.

Today I found a spring.
Weather warm.
Summer glow.
On the horizon.
Her soft skin, like silk.
Her ***** swelled as to give milk.
Her kiss was like honey.
Yes today, I found spring.

Train stations can be pretty gnarly places.
Full of people and all races.
All doing the same as me.
Running in the human race.
To another time another place.

Why do women
mistreat men
just to
PASS       T   hE     Time of day?

little jack horner
sat in the corner
sell knocked off watches
put in his thumb
pulled out a rolex
then told you why you should wear it
these days with jack anything goes
is the same jack
that in winter bites at my toes.