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753 · Apr 2012
But That Day!
Paul Hardwick Apr 2012
John sat at his table.
As every morning he has done.

But That Day!

John remember the paper napkins.
He had laid there the day before, for his mom.

But That Day!
He Came to Know Why!

As John poured tea, from the teapot.
And took no care, and spilt it on to napkin there.

But That Day!

Just moved on.
Allowing the tea to dry.

But That Day!
He Came to Know Why!

John did not go out.
Just sat there at that table, in his chair.

But That Day!

John! lonely John.
Move on he thought.

But That Day!
He Came to Know Why!

Removing the napkin, John saw right there.
Staines on the table, and if, you half closed your eyes.

Looked like his ex wife Abel.
751 · May 2012
Offended. 10 words
Paul Hardwick May 2012
Offended people today
that is my way
this just me.
749 · Apr 2012
Alarm.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2012
Sitting on a beach.
Like clarance in wonderland.
Along came came a lady.
Looking for amusement.
Lets go go to my house.
And I did just like mouse.
We drank sky wine.
And the day was mine.

Then my alarm went off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Hardwick Jun 2014
When you bite one
you know
it ends in tears.
TEn bitter words  P@ul
Paul Hardwick Mar 2012
My brother breaks a lot of wind.
A **** here a parp there.
In the most unexpected place.
Just breaks wind.
He can meet a fab girl, but just still breaks wind.
I think it is destrying his relationships.
But my brother  likes breaking a lot of wind.
744 · Aug 2012
poor neil.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
poor neil
sat at his computer
nothing going on
we all have computers
we leave them on
we take them for granted
but neil could not
for he had to find the right time
to burn his engines
to make that moon shot
so this is my tribute
to the man called neil armstrong
neil rest in peace
regards paul
742 · Jan 2013
Black Hole.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2013
Slide sat down
next to shove
push came over
forse on his shoulder
like he always was
then nowhere came in
made them all feel small
and that is how
Black Holes Make You Feel.
**** did I write that majic.
737 · Aug 2014
MOM do tell?
Paul Hardwick Aug 2014
Are souls made of scent
Am in possession of a useful clue
is what that sentence means
or with a ****
my life is over?
MOM do tell me.
Surreal Poem 21
735 · Nov 2013
Miss so much.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2013
I miss so much
now I am getting old
the way I was
the can do attitude
the strength that now fails me
and the spirit that can do
but on a night like this
i realize
you are never to old
to Rock'n'Roll
and baby
there is life in the old dog yet
so I have become
a younger man tonight.
So there from me, this  70's Rock and roller of old, as I hit my imaginary dance floor.
:-)  Paul
734 · Dec 2013
man in a hat.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2013
there was a man
with a hat on his head
like a crown
of majestic beauty
there was a man
with a hat on his head.
732 · Jul 2013
Take a look at these hands.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2013
Take a look at my hands
Today at work
I saw a man fall in the hall
I rushed of to see what was wrong
He was not breathing so I went to CPR
Now I feel like a accident, nothing there, nothing at all
DE FIB would not go off
Sorry to say he was dead before hitting the floor himself.
731 · Apr 2015
Far point.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2015
Is an art
Sometimes my mind is free
living Life free is an art
But far
is in the stars
I know my limattations
I walk in the shadows
but I know my own mind
not esay living at the far point
but here i am
hold my hand
if you can
you will not hold my brain
which is of at the far point
for that's what am
here I am
in that which I call myself

OFF at the FAR point
go left at mars into stars
Hug me before
it turn into afternoon
hold my hand
your welcome
now baby that is far out.
Inspirred by SPT P@ul.
"just soething SPT said"
730 · Dec 2013
Toad called Denis.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2013
Toad called Denis
wanted to cross a road,  and.

did not want to get flattened by a truck
so took all the advise he could find
but did not learn to well.

so smashed right up
asked GOD?

Why could I not cross that road
GOD replied
Your just a toad.
725 · Dec 2013
Woman. :-)
Paul Hardwick Dec 2013
Kissing you
is just like licking a doughnut
can not be done
without licking your lips!
723 · Mar 2013
ODD.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2013
O*D*D
Sat by himself
as odd offen did
strangely strange but oddly normal
it was then even walked past

No change there then!

How odd was that?
723 · Jan 2015
ISIS, is.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2015
Just another
******* four letter word
should never be said
or ever heard
less believed
as they have
there soul by the devil
dragged from the bottom
of there feet.
******* ISIS.    P@ul.
722 · Mar 2012
Ping Pong.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2012
Ping:              Past to Pong.
Pong:             Ow my turn now      is it.
Ping:              *******     yes it is!
Pong:             So swearing is the       game now.
Ping:              Just get on with     it.
Pong:             Just will  not     be put off.
Ping:              That was a good      move.
Pong:             Ping gained the       point.
719 · Aug 2012
Kiss.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
He kiss her

who did?

He did

where

on her doorstep last night
Paul Hardwick May 2015
If you find me in the street
take me home
not that you will know, where home is
but take me home
deliver me to no evail
plug me in turn me on
wake from my interal dream
turn me on
switch me baby on
so I can tell you
I won't be home tomorrow
for I ant no love to give yah any more
do not turn me back off
for battery's not included.
True story         P@ul.       <---So ******* in g   S U R R E A L.
715 · Feb 2016
XXX.
Paul Hardwick Feb 2016
My bed is made of candy floss
my house is made of cheese
it's light by loades of glow worms
the people next door
think that it's time I move on
there is a door at the front marked truth
and one at the rear marked lises.

Dear Mr Fantersy play me a tune
but stay out of my head
make people see we are one
there is no thing such as colour
and black and white is monochrome
so no colour @ all.


***
Not ****. the x is a kiss right between your eyes.

P@ul.
711 · Sep 2015
Alice in Blunderland.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2015
Now Alice was a very nice girl
even if she had a thing about rabbets
well breed like one
she stood tall, very proud,
on her own two feet, with slitty web toes
which stuck out to the side
she never would become a dancer
now her hair was curly but jet black
which fell over her shoulders
her skin alabaster white
her lips cherry red but thin
and strange but nice sticky out ears
which at times made her look like a fairy
if for would rain like man thunderstorm
ooO
and she like black rabbits
So that's my
Alice in Blunderland.

Alice sat down lent on a tree
pulled a book, from her gold and silver pocket book
began to read, but as she did would hum
the heat of the day did take its toll
her mind slipped back and fell down the rabbet hole
and as she did saw signs of the times pop up
her eye did blink, did I say, brighter than the blue sea
or the stars that twinkle on a starlight Coal bout sea.
Her dress bloomed up she drifted for the rest of the fall
in the meantime her lip turned blue full stop. period.

and like all girls became in a bad mood
and the story ends for the common man
as we know there nothing we can do, not even if you give up your arm
the king would not be pleased
at that, all the pink storks fell off there legs, fell and began to snore.
a sleep, now you know why!

Alice did I say
you looksiblime
with all your curls
that seams to curves your shoulders
and I just love them sticky out ears
pixy it up Mamrm.
I am sure, I have not finished with this surreal poem.
Just tonight, do not want my mind to bust.

LoVe you all   P@ul.
Unless I told to more think I am finished now  P@ul.
710 · Mar 2013
Princess of the sands.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2013
I remember
deep down in the depths of forgotten dreams
so far away so long ago
memories of the forgotten beach
she came to me
it was then i found my princess of the sand
she came to me and i found in her eye
shutch a lostness in her her eyes
So I called her Princess of the sand.
708 · Mar 2013
Y O U >
Paul Hardwick Mar 2013
Where ever i go
I see you

You people like me
And whatever  i do
I want to do

And it's nice being with people
Like you.
707 · Apr 2015
tears.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2015
Remember
if you fall
watch out
for tears
if you fall
into water
hold your breath
never breath in
so do not cry for me or yourself
just incase you fall
right into your
own tears.
Thank you all   P@ul.
706 · Sep 2014
A man called JOHN.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2014
Was trying to give peace a chance
and yet we all shine on
in are warm computer glow
of are world
like the moon the stars and the son.
TRUE story 59 and three quarters.
P@ul  nanu nanu.
706 · May 2013
Dispersible Aspirin.
Paul Hardwick May 2013
Mother i remember as
the pritty one with teats
not one of those other knobs
that chow cha chewed
do you mother remember me
i am the one you called
the black sheep
and on a good day Paul
tonight i remember all
you are my dispersible aspirin
and mother i need you now.
Bet not one of you thought this poem would be about that?   please do tell!
PAU L  :-)
706 · Jan 2016
Cool Claire.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2016
Cool Claire comes out at in my night
Cool Claire said she likes my stuff
Cool Claire can find away
Cool Claire can light a passion inside
thank you Cool Claire.
'-)    P@ul.
705 · Sep 2012
Mind.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2012
Mind was one
with himself
then mind felt
like he had done wrong.
705 · Jun 2013
I Floss. ten words.
Paul Hardwick Jun 2013
I floss
but the words
still get in my teeth.
But then i am still just a man of many words.
705 · May 2016
Can I lick your ankle.
Paul Hardwick May 2016
Then lick your face to fined your mouth
and shut you the **** up
woman
why do have to nag
me you hag
you know I love you
even after you left
and why are back here
******* here
telling me things
and just ******* with my brains.

If any heavy metal band is listen
I can write the rest of this

Not so sure poform it
But it's all There

You will find me standing on the corner
where push turned into shove.
Heavy come lick brains, no
Doctors needed I have my own.
Do try,  Majic hands       .          Love you all P@ulxxx.
704 · Jan 2012
Advertising
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
Advertising
is and always be

TEN

words in a string.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2015
This one is so going to be looked at
by the men in Black
so don't say
I told you
maybe ever the KGB who knows.
As neil steped out
the first words were not this one step ect.
it was neil saying buzz
got a problem
what neil
the elastic just gone on my dippers
and the installer liquid is tricking into my boots
at that buzz got onto nassa
Houston we have a problem
the elastic gone in neils dippers
**** drifting around
inside neils suit
and man do I have to live with him
all the way back
for we have no shower.
You will never see neil the same again
sorry
700 · Dec 2011
Days of steam
Paul Hardwick Dec 2011
WOOOOOOOOOW and the ghost train came in steaming
and past me leaving a smile in my hair.
Vibrations rumble in my tummy,
and in my underwear.

The hiss the and  thunder of mechanical gear.

With no need. to have to steer.

I felt it its weight felt its power.
Thats how you make a machine.
699 · Aug 2012
Truth.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
Truth is just a word
but i like words like these
for they are just
and in these we trust
words like **** escape
then truth is seen.
Yes I have my surreal head on but i am not sitting in a bath of oil...........................Paul!
699 · Oct 2012
Kick Knack paddy whack.
Paul Hardwick Oct 2012
Kick Knack paddy whack
give the humanoid a bone
for i think he wants my soul
as i work for him today
laughing at his sad jokes
i do just think, that one day
he will have to laugh at mine.
699 · Sep 2017
Don't call me the doctor.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2017
As I am laying here in bed
with things going on in my head
is my nose bleeding?
what the hell
give me a tissue to wipe it with
that girl called me the doctor.
who?
is my time passing?
thought you said
there's  life in this old dog yet
give me a guitar
and a tissue to plug my nose with
and I'll play some notes
and get the blues moving
for there ant nothing
like rockin'
the blues when you feel down
and Sally can come round
to see me laying here
bleeding out  my truths

Just don't call the doctor as play my guitar.
WHO  Me no love P@ul.
ask me who knows.
698 · Jan 2013
Saturday Night
Paul Hardwick Jan 2013
Saturday night
and i am all alone
no ring on the doorbell
no ring on the phone
no ring for me
but still i am happy
and quite content
for no one can take from me
my mind that's just a pleasure dome.
695 · Oct 2013
Poem only for men.
Paul Hardwick Oct 2013
I used to leave the toilet seat up
my girl told me about this
and do not do that now
But now she tells me it is just covered with ****.

;={
695 · Jun 2014
Doing.
Paul Hardwick Jun 2014
Doing the thing I like best
relaxing with coke and white ***
seeing if
I can get my head off
but tonight
somehow seams I can't get the screws out
and my head will not come off.
TRue STory   P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2014
Now I know why they call them slipper's
all they do is slip
no ice here
but it felt like there was.

13 steps on the stairs
to batter my bones
good job I bounced back
Must be young enough
but man my back is sore.

They say you see your life
but all I felt was pain
so please
tell me your not going to do that again
Love a man black and blue.
This is true, can I still walk YES, but tomorrow is another day, think I will hurt, if only the carpet burns, please do not try this at home.        Sore     P  A  U   L  .
Paul Hardwick Jul 2013
IT IS ME NOT YOU
Just need a little space right now
hydroponic gardens, and all the plants that do not know
which way is up, or in which way to grow
no gravity to give me mass, so I flot around inside this tube which splits space from me
inside my uni of my mass.
I did say I am very surreal.  SEams like something DOCTOR WHO would say.
693 · Jan 2015
HAVE you?
Paul Hardwick Jan 2015
Ever felt your,  the night
as it wraps it arms around you
be it hot or cold
it dose the same thing
but have you loved it back
wrapped you arms around it back
though this all nights might **** me
we all a need a sprit
who can
tell us who we are
and why am I still here today

T    R    U     E.
true story     P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2012
What happened to the shoe the plimsoll.
Now not seen?
Has the supple and flexing rubber soul.
These day's never seen.
Came in white or black.
Some had lasses.
Some elasticated encases.
They always fitted the foot.
And to run and play.
Give me the elastic sided ones any day.
On the white ones.
You would polish them with Blanco.
To keep then witter than your teeth.
Black ones you just wash.
Teachers used for punishment.
Now my **** still has.
Blanco and Black gloss.

Come Back Plimsoll.
O Plimsoll how I miss you.
And in my past lost.
Paul Hardwick May 2014
Where the **** stops
and that is you

after a good night at the bar
your mates tell
have some food
line the inside of you
so you do
then you and your mates go on to a club
the night ahead of you
pretty woman and bright light
eyes dazed you have scoured
the night is yours
your mates have now gone
there nights to remember
Yours
you will remember none
now she it there at the taxi rank
she looks into your eyes
you now as she moves to your lips
time passes
well a minuet or two
you hug
you feel her curves
and then thew up down her back
the next thing you remember
is you are you
and why does
my head hurt so

Just remember to thank her for getting you home.
TRue story     Ohps    :-)   P@ul
689 · Aug 2012
Led Zeppelin in my head.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
Today I awoke with Led Zeppelin in my head
rattling around my head
what made me think of that
was it something somebody said
for I have not heard that track for years
but in my brain i hear like ears
maybe if I play it it will go away
or will it stay with me all day!
689 · Nov 2011
What is about with a fly?
Paul Hardwick Nov 2011
There is a fly in the room.

What is it about a fly in a room?

That makes circle the light.
To the fly, that must seam right.

The light does not have to be on.
But around and around, the fly moves on.
Like a dance or maybe a song.

What is it about a fly in a room??

Dose it see that planets spin around and around.
Or is it that the fly does not know what is ground.
For a fly can land upside down.

What is it about a fly in the room???

Little fly’s, big fly’s, they all do the same.
Look see there it goes, around again.
Seams like some sort of madness to me.

What is it about a fly in the room????

So what does the fly think.
Of it;s dizzy dance, or is it, trying to romance.
The light bulb?????

What is it about a fly in a room??????
689 · Sep 2012
mobiles
Paul Hardwick Sep 2012
today i brought a mobile
so i can talk with the world
just like you
but not knowing what it might do
taking my call while the microwaves
burn a hole in my head frying my brains
just so you can tell me you are on the train
and i a coming home to you
thank you for your call.
689 · Sep 2015
left leg.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2015
My left leg was right
no that was the right leg
I meant I lift my right leg first
no but what is left
by the left Right
Beware the Ides of march
So ******* surreal even I do not understand it!

P@ul  Love you all ***.
689 · Jan 2014
The day Pink met Purple.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2014
In
a
Day
gone
by.

The son met a man
and everything after that went to hades
youth is what we do
and we do never ask
and in later life
after time itself passes by us
we come to ask.

What
am
I
missing
here.

Then Pink met Purple
and Jesus asked
what do you mean to me
a question hard to answer.
Very Surreal
688 · Mar 2015
Reggae Tea.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2015
Come whit me
lets drink
some reggae tea
never say to me
lets give
some reggae tea
to the
police man !
I wouldn't do that
and if you did that
I would say
to thee
don,t do that
so come whit me
and drink me tea
and just
chillax
whit me.
Strange brew but nice in it,s own way     P@ul.
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