Now Alice was a very nice girl
even if she had a thing about rabbets
well breed like one
she stood tall, very proud,
on her own two feet, with slitty web toes
which stuck out to the side
she never would become a dancer
now her hair was curly but jet black
which fell over her shoulders
her skin alabaster white
her lips cherry red but thin
and strange but nice sticky out ears
which at times made her look like a fairy
if for would rain like man thunderstorm
ooO
and she like black rabbits
So that's my
Alice in Blunderland.

Alice sat down lent on a tree
pulled a book, from her gold and silver pocket book
began to read, but as she did would hum
the heat of the day did take its toll
her mind slipped back and fell down the rabbet hole
and as she did saw signs of the times pop up
her eye did blink, did I say, brighter than the blue sea
or the stars that twinkle on a starlight Coal bout sea.
Her dress bloomed up she drifted for the rest of the fall
in the meantime her lip turned blue full stop. period.

and like all girls became in a bad mood
and the story ends for the common man
as we know there nothing we can do, not even if you give up your arm
the king would not be pleased
at that, all the pink storks fell off there legs, fell and began to snore.
a sleep, now you know why!

Alice did I say
you looksiblime
with all your curls
that seams to curves your shoulders
and I just love them sticky out ears
pixy it up Mamrm.

Where the **** stops
and that is you

after a good night at the bar
your mates tell
have some food
line the inside of you
so you do
then you and your mates go on to a club
the night ahead of you
pretty woman and bright light
eyes dazed you have scoured
the night is yours
your mates have now gone
there nights to remember
Yours
you will remember none
now she it there at the taxi rank
she looks into your eyes
you now as she moves to your lips
time passes
well a minuet or two
you hug
you feel her curves
and then thew up down her back
the next thing you remember
is you are you
and why does
my head hurt so

Just remember to thank her for getting you home.

Cool Claire comes out at in my night
Cool Claire said she likes my stuff
Cool Claire can find away
Cool Claire can light a passion inside
thank you Cool Claire.

My brother breaks a lot of wind.
A **** here a parp there.
In the most unexpected place.
Just breaks wind.
He can meet a fab girl, but just still breaks wind.
I think it is destrying his relationships.
But my brother  likes breaking a lot of wind.

This one is so going to be looked at
by the men in Black
so don't say
I told you
maybe ever the KGB who knows.
As neil steped out
the first words were not this one step ect.
it was neil saying buzz
got a problem
what neil
the elastic just gone on my dippers
and the installer liquid is tricking into my boots
at that buzz got onto nassa
Houston we have a problem
the elastic gone in neils dippers
**** drifting around
inside neils suit
and man do I have to live with him
all the way back
for we have no shower.

I step on the ladder
but at my age
will I fall
some days I feel like glass
some days drunk I fall on my ****
never broke that yet
I step on the ladder not feeling sure
hoping if I fall
I will land on my ****
seams like that is my thickest part.

Or was it climbing the ladder in the first place?

Is an art
Sometimes my mind is free
living Life free is an art
But far
is in the stars
I know my limattations
I walk in the shadows
but I know my own mind
not esay living at the far point
but here i am
hold my hand
if you can
you will not hold my brain
which is of at the far point
for that's what am
here I am
in that which I call myself

OFF at the FAR point
go left at mars into stars
Hug me before
it turn into afternoon
hold my hand
your welcome
now baby that is far out.

If you find me in the street
take me home
not that you will know, where home is
but take me home
deliver me to no evail
plug me in turn me on
wake from my interal dream
turn me on
switch me baby on
so I can tell you
I won't be home tomorrow
for I ant no love to give yah any more
do not turn me back off
for battery's not included.

When you bite one
you know
it ends in tears.

Toad called Denis
wanted to cross a road,  and.

did not want to get flattened by a truck
so took all the advise he could find
but did not learn to well.

so smashed right up
asked GOD?

Why could I not cross that road
GOD replied
Your just a toad.

Are souls made of scent
Am in possession of a useful clue
is what that sentence means
or with a ****
my life is over?
MOM do tell me.

Was trying to give peace a chance
and yet we all shine on
in are warm computer glow
of are world
like the moon the stars and the son.

Remember
if you fall
watch out
for tears
if you fall
into water
hold your breath
never breath in
so do not cry for me or yourself
just incase you fall
right into your
own tears.

Now I know why they call them slipper's
all they do is slip
no ice here
but it felt like there was.

13 steps on the stairs
to batter my bones
good job I bounced back
Must be young enough
but man my back is sore.

They say you see your life
but all I felt was pain
so please
tell me your not going to do that again
Love a man black and blue.

there was a man
with a hat on his head
like a crown
of majestic beauty
there was a man
with a hat on his head.

Today while out on duty
the most surreal thing happened to me
and all this is true
ask the taxi driver
while senking of to have a drag
on vapor ***
noticed a taxi drive sitting on the car park
i was securing for the day
Knowing it would not be used
went of to tell him this carpark will not be use
and as I did leaning in his offside window
felt something rub against me leg
looked down
only a whiled rabit ******* on my foot
said to him look at this there is a rabit sitting on foot
if he had not seen it to I would have thought I was going mad
Buit there it was just sitting there
man weerded things happen to me
no wonder I so surreal.

O*D*D
Sat by himself
as odd offen did
strangely strange but oddly normal
it was then even walked past

No change there then!

How odd was that?

I miss so much
now I am getting old
the way I was
the can do attitude
the strength that now fails me
and the spirit that can do
but on a night like this
i realize
you are never to old
to Rock'n'Roll
and baby
there is life in the old dog yet
so I have become
a younger man tonight.

My bed is made of candy floss
my house is made of cheese
it's light by loades of glow worms
the people next door
think that it's time I move on
there is a door at the front marked truth
and one at the rear marked lises.

Dear Mr Fantersy play me a tune
but stay out of my head
make people see we are one
there is no thing such as colour
and black and white is monochrome
so no colour @ all.


***

Just another
******* four letter word
should never be said
or ever heard
less believed
as they have
there soul by the devil
dragged from the bottom
of there feet.

Ever felt your,  the night
as it wraps it arms around you
be it hot or cold
it dose the same thing
but have you loved it back
wrapped you arms around it back
though this all nights might **** me
we all a need a sprit
who can
tell us who we are
and why am I still here today

T    R    U     E.

Then lick your face to fined your mouth
and shut you the **** up
woman
why do have to nag
me you hag
you know I love you
even after you left
and why are back here
******* here
telling me things
and just ******* with my brains.

If any heavy metal band is listen
I can write the rest of this

Not so sure poform it
But it's all There

You will find me standing on the corner
where push turned into shove.

Advertising
is and always be

TEN

words in a string.

Come whit me
lets drink
some reggae tea
never say to me
lets give
some reggae tea
to the
police man !
I wouldn't do that
and if you did that
I would say
to thee
don,t do that
so come whit me
and drink me tea
and just
chillax
whit me.

He kiss her

who did?

He did

where

on her doorstep last night

I say fell more like
getting washed down a pipe
Will she survive?

skirts covers her eyes
each step on her ****
sort of retime beat
skirt flots down
in the pink again
with brakes puts out her knees
man I hate these fancy dress *****
and this is nothing like I dreamed it
yet it was
ok if it was, i will see that that there bald man
then there he was
Dear old slappedhead
if you want tea said the white rabbit
turn your cup upside down
but down was then up
and Alice stopped
and sat down on a seat
is this a party she said
the two twins
at the fare end
sang in harmony no
and both asked at the very same time
why are you here?
at that the tigger opposite said
here, here
**** Alice exploited
her dreams
and replied
sort of fell.

Sprinkle gold dust into eyes
there the magic goes on
to feel this way
I give you Alice with a very sore ****
if conflict
we can not leave her here alone.

The Tigger put a revolver at his head
pulled the tigger twice
Klick Klick the revolver said
the tigger slapped gun on the table
and said when?
when, when, will man know?

Alice blinked once or twice
and said
know what
it was at that the pig piped up
well at least it not me this time
and flopped back into a muddy puddle there.

There is an electric kind of teapot there
try to sell back to the electrical people there
whom will have none of it
think this is not real eletricals
Alice still had a sore **** all the same
and disregarded all this
At that
polly pipped up
polly was the cook
and asked what can I slop up
What day is it? Alice asked, smart girl
Monday
then Alice said soup
polly looked at her
the sort of look
that in init's own way could ****
at that Alice's hair curled
but all the time knew
her underwear was white than white
and she bathed in breeze
but polly would not have it bang her spoon down
and when that spoon hit
it could take anywhere
so put your rose tinted specs.

While sitting on the beach
that's within my own head
enjoying
a bacardi and coke
and just chill axing
it was brought to my attention
that to readers of some of my poems
it might give the reader
a headache or maybe worse
of course this is not my intension at all
so please note for the future readers
you read by your own choice
and any brains that might explode
was not the intension of the author
however if they do
please do not hesitate to let me know

IT IS ME NOT YOU
Just need a little space right now
hydroponic gardens, and all the plants that do not know
which way is up, or in which way to grow
no gravity to give me mass, so I flot around inside this tube which splits space from me
inside my uni of my mass.

Pandora opened it
some days at my age
I dribble
see my T-shirt
look at the stains
then remember I am old
never ask me who I am?
for I will never give you the answer
I'm suppose to
just as if you asked God
whats in my paint box
some pinks and blues
and a fiery face
probably wearing sunglasses
Who are the **** are you.

As I am laying here in bed
with things going on in my head
is my nose bleeding?
what the hell
give me a tissue to wipe it with
that girl called me the doctor.
who?
is my time passing?
thought you said
there's  life in this old dog yet
give me a guitar
and a tissue to plug my nose with
and I'll play some notes
and get the blues moving
for there ant nothing
like rockin'
the blues when you feel down
and Sally can come round
to see me laying here
bleeding out  my truths

Just don't call the doctor as play my guitar.

Where ever i go
I see you

You people like me
And whatever  i do
I want to do

And it's nice being with people
Like you.