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1.1k · Mar 2013
In Typography.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2013
In typography
S P A C E  is
a close en counter.

T HIN K   AB O U T   IT.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
My pink and purple drain pipe trousers.
Walk with me,  yes they do.
Spliting me down the middle.
Spliting me in two.

One side pink.
The other side,  more blue.
I feel like Micky Mouse all day.
But never feel gay.

Feel free to whistle.
If you feel the need to.

But never say I am gay.

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.

But never say I am gay.

Pink and Purple trousers.
What will we see today.
As I strut. and say.

Morning Misses Hay.
Morning Paul she will say.
How are you today.
I will wink, and then proceed to say.

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.

But do’nt call me gay.

Yes, I noticed, then she walks away.
Just wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
1.1k · Sep 2012
sat.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2012
sat sat up
sat sat down
beware of that dog
they are building bigger bombs
so be ware sat shifted in his chair
then span round
and if he had some
combed his hair.
1.1k · May 2017
Just today.
Paul Hardwick May 2017
Have you ever woken up?
all seem right
but you know it's not
something has change
there's something not in the right place
maybe something in the air
feeling not right
a spell a time
bad wine
the scent in the nose
some sort of burning
woman's slip
great hip's
then the bullet hit's
you are just being you.
:-{   P@ul.
1.1k · Jul 2012
My electric Cigarette.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2012
Yes me today
got one fo those
*** ash now redundant
and man these things glow
just like a *** would

Breath deeply
Relax
yes just like, the *** smoke
and it was
and now,  i thought for a while
if someone could win
that MARIJUANA
contract it would be these.
1.1k · Jan 2012
Pink and Purple Trousers.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
My pink and purple drain pipe trousers.
Walk with me,  yes they do.
Spliting me down the middle.

One side pink.
The other side,  more blue.
I feel like Micky Mouse,  all day.

Feel free to whistle.
If you feel the need to.

But never say I am gay.

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.
But never say I am gay.

Pink and Purple trousers.
What will we see today.
1.1k · Aug 2012
Stretch.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
Stretch was a tall guy
became a window cleaner
he could do the windows downstairs
with ease not needing a ladder
and half way up the ladder
he could clean the top ones to
enjoyed his job to the day
it all stopped
now stretch fell off that ladder
broke his neck
now in a wheelchair
reaches 3 feet 2.
1.1k · Apr 2015
Went to the doctors today.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2015
Went to the doctors today
he said, sit down, have not seen you in long time
No, I did say I have been ill,
at that he did say
your in for your 6 month review
think he meant my 60,000 mile service
for he pumped this thing on my arm
pressed a thing on my chest
looked in my eyes
and did say
the last blood test, when did you have?
what my mind thought,
you should know it's all there
right infront of you
Dr what planet are you on
he said man purple haze
at that I woke up
so got an appointment at the doctors today.
TRue Story     P@ul.
LO VE   PAUL, < ------- For all those that did not work that out.
1.0k · Aug 2013
Knight of Day.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2013
As the princess reached the clearing
she was stopped by a command
that did say
I am the knight of Day
who goes this way.

Princess Darling she did say
please let me go on my way
and what a strange name for a knight any way.

W   H   A   T  !    T   H  E      KNIGHT DID SAY?

well the princess went onto say
how can you be the the knight of Day
for you must be the knight of night

W   H   A   T  !    T   H  E      KNIGHT DID SAY!

What makes you think that?

the princess did blush and say well your armour is black as night
and if it was day your armour would be made of  G  O  L  D.

A T   T H A T  THE KNIGHT       O    F       D    A     Y      
G O T  S U C K E D into his own head   :-)

NEVER MORE to be so BOLD.
Think this would make a great rock song, and would be able to write more, maybe about the gilt the princess did feel about, the knight, that she did slay. **( shine on my silver diamond)**.   he he he !

Should have listened to my teacher more in the sixty's.  but still have love and peace for you all.

P A U L    ***  :-)
Paul Hardwick Feb 2013
As you get older
and the effect of years
Man they want you to wear Pampers
and i might be alone here

Man no I will **** myself.

Thank you nurse.  :-)

'Never deprive yourself.
1.0k · May 2014
Do dreams melt?
Paul Hardwick May 2014
I only ask
for this year
I will turn 60
I feel like an 18 year old
have 18 year old dreams
and if I touch you
in my dreams
I am not old just 18
well that whats it says inside my head
but I am wrong
So have dreams of your own.
Explicite
1.0k · Apr 2012
Never (10w).
Paul Hardwick Apr 2012
never put baked beans in your socks
makes you ****
1.0k · Sep 2012
My shoes.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2012
Tonight
i have no shoes
and it feels alright
nothing like my dreams
i like feeling the cold  on my feet tonight
i must be a gipsy or something more
to feel so Seconal in this dream
for sure that must
be just me
in no shoes
this night
and feeling things
the ground so sure.
1.0k · Jan 2015
Negative.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2015
Negative by numbers
so I can hardly move
or it it I just get old
see my dance tonight
hope I get it right
it is just a passing  fase
hold me close
it will go away
negative numbers
oh!
whats that in my pants?
True story    P@ul.
1.0k · Sep 2015
Farting. ❤️ 10words.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2015
A **** in a lift
is wrong on all levels.
P@ul.
1.0k · Dec 2012
Lip 's met.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2012
Lip's met time
now time was gifted
but not as shrewd as as lip's was
lip's puckerd up
and just did what kiss did
and at that time became two
me and you us the we
the we move on.
Lady' s please is this true?
1.0k · May 2013
Hi princess of mine.
Paul Hardwick May 2013
When she sleeps
there is no sound
all which worries me
but when she wakes
her smiles melt my soul
princess i love you
and you not yet one year old.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2016
The last girl I met
was drunk
did not me feel whole
maybe that's just me
I could see us all with car and lock door
and most off all love
Yes
Like that is me
you know that right P@ul.
I am an surrealist I dribble from my brain
all things of colours
things that you would nt do
and thats why I love you.
P@ul  pure and simple.
1.0k · Jan 2012
Ten Words
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
Place socks in a washing Machine.
And one always goes missing.
1.0k · Feb 2012
Met this girl in a pub.
Paul Hardwick Feb 2012
Met this girl in a pub.
She had dark hair.
Dole full eyes.
We seamed to hit it off.
It was like nothing else I had experienced.
We drank played on the fruit machine.
Lost all the coins we had.
But that did not seam to matter.

I said to her.
We are drinking alot.
And I have to go to the boys room.
She just said.
Please take as long as you like.
I smiled, she smiled back almost stopped me in my tracks.
Any way, after asking all in the pub, and not finding!    Long As You Like.
When I came back she was not there.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2014
And after hearing my own words
I    T H I N K
what am I at all

t
h
e
n

In my OWN words

I think
SO I  there for
AM

but what does
that say of YOU

Well
you are
somebody else!
Ip so facto
:-)
1.0k · Jan 2012
My migraines!!!
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
Flash of light, then the pain.

                                       Why do I get so many migraines?

                      Color'ed lights in my eyes.

                                                             For ever moving outwards.
                                               But the color's I can see.
                              I know they are there.
                But not clear to me.

                                           I can not.
                                                      Tell you what color they are.
                                                                                                  But I wish they would just leave me alone.
Paul Hardwick Oct 2012
have you ever tried to catch a bubble in the bath
there it was then gone
i could not hold it in my hand
seams a bit like life
there it was and now has gone
but with birth goes on again.
999 · Jul 2013
Girlfriend.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2013
I said to my girlfriend last night
what do you think of a night out with the girls
a night off from me, maybe a few bottles of wine
and some good conversation?

"She said oh yes that would be lovely!"

I SAID GOOD.   BECAUSE WE ARE BReAKING UP.
True Story :-)
995 · Jan 2012
Girl at the bus stop.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
While standing at the bus stop.
One raining day.
I looked up to heven.
The grey clouds there to see.

Then I smelt your perfume.
Turning my head, there I could see.
Y O U.   Wet yet beautiful.
Your wet, dark hair, clinging to your face.

You fumbled in your handbag.
Picked up a compact, while looking at yourself.
YOU SI.   Placed it back.
Took out a cigarette, and fumbled more.

You turned to me.
Asking do you have light Mac?
No I answered.
Just a dark brown overcoat.

It was then I knew.    I had lost you for ever.
988 · Aug 2014
My words for those in need.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2014
I was asked
this night
where
do
your words come from
so I
answer this day
my words come out of
what is me these 7 year cycled words
and some
when I was eighteen
and some in my head
or so it seamed
I married a woman
and she gave to me 2 fine children
both doing well
as she left me
for the man I got to fix her car
and ran off with him
so I have become hard to hurt
like a diamond in the sky
and me and myself.

also 2 great Grandchildren.
Well you do ask Love you all regards P@ul.
987 · Jul 2013
I broke up.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2013
I
broke up
with a girl
because she was fat
she later died
budgie jumping.
982 · Feb 2015
B A D day.
Paul Hardwick Feb 2015
A day at work
without any
rock and roll
just sends my mind into spasms
it drifts off away out into intergalactic space
I feel my heart race
then I have to make up words of my own
then my surrealism kicks in
so a new adventure begins
dreams from the black hole
which is my mind
and my life
people greet me

Hi P@ul  !

hope you've had a bad day!
True story        P@ul.
981 · Mar 2012
Hi my name is Paul.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2012
Hi my name is Paul.
Hi, to all of you.
Hi and forgive me please do.

I should tell you of my self.
I am a surrealist Poet.
I am self governed.

And don’t I know it.
And as a surrealist poet.
And with no where to run.

Just make poems.
Just a few are good.
Just that someday, maybe in the future.

Will be the teacher.
Will maybe a chair.
Will be a will.
Comments please are always welcome, say what you will.
Paul Hardwick Oct 2012
I Can be anything i want to be within.

What a lovely view

I can be a whale
living in the deep blue sea
singing songs to you
on this a blue sea day
no wind to stop my spray
as i breath for you

Now I am just a follower

Of the sixty's follower
of love and peace
like the man your grandfather
yep i am sure man i met you

And Some Days When I wake Up

My voice is gruff
carry on with man flu
that all men know it hurts like ****
that just swabbing me down with love will make feel so much better.
965 · Jun 2012
Lungs.
Paul Hardwick Jun 2012
while smoking a cigarette tonight
outside my front door
as I do not smoke in the house
my next door neighbors lent out

on coughing up his       L
                                             un
                                                        
gs
                                                     ooow yay!

then shut his front door

I put my cigarette out.
this is a real life event.
954 · Jul 2013
Builder and client.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2013
Woman
had a dream
that she had to give away
to the builder
it was a bright sunny day
woman looked out all the builders there shirts off
the bright sun seamed to tone up man
as the sweat rippled down
giving them a glow
that
did a *** act
on
WOMAN
all
for a
silly
folly.
Paul Hardwick Jun 2013
Nelson Mandela
I found these words
it was a song by the English group THE SPECIALS AKA
and it simply says
FREE Nelson Mandela GOD take his soul into your world
and love him as we all did.
God be with Nelson Mandela     LOve Paul.
950 · Aug 2012
Crafty Fox.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
Today i have seen a fox
his tail all furless and broken
he looked at me
and went on his way
he looked like he been hurt
i can think of what he would relate
when he got home
where have you been
out looking for food
come on give me a break
and what happen to your tail
is that lipstik
no woman thats blood
got run over on that busy road
any way i going to lick my wounds
then go to bed
so where is the food
i just told you
i got run over
so it's up to me instead
to get the food
W H A T!
that fox said
as his *****
moved across the room

O K

O K

I will go out again
*****!!!
Today i have seen a fox his tail all furless and broken and that part is true...poor fox.
946 · May 2012
Ow what a night :-)
Paul Hardwick May 2012
Met a goth tonight
hair so black skin so white
must have blow up chair
made of purple plastic
that she thought so fantastic
but made farting noses
when you sat down.

Black, white and purple plastic
but it is ok I will not sit down
Ow what a night
felt like I was ******.
943 · Aug 2018
Snow White.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2018
Snift into my mind,
as she passed me far behind
floating on petals,
just get old,
in loves special way
her hair turning grey as mine,
her lips red so full.
I should try to take her out,
let life take its course,
cry to my self later, as she puts me out
like a burning ***,
still smouldering in the ashtray of life,
man I am old
not white but grey.

Grey Nickers.
Love P@ul ***.
940 · Jul 2012
For Eileen Prunster
Paul Hardwick Jul 2012
If           and I canot
If I could stop time
at what spot would you
like it to stop
Paul Hardwick Aug 2014
My brain is like water
very liquid
I wonder if sometimes
it leaks out my ears
do I sneeze it out my nose
onto my toes
give it a foot and it will take a mile
there goes my fluid brain again
dripping off my foot into a drain.
True Story Surreal Poem No. 43,     P@ul
935 · Oct 2013
Google rap.
Paul Hardwick Oct 2013
When I go down
I am a google rap
I can be be anything that
I am not the most
when the sun goes down
just looking for something nice to eat
For I am now teenage tiger on the loose.
928 · Aug 2014
Drip went the tap.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2014
Tap tap went the drip
what language is this
Drip Drop
said a tap to me
and at these words did stop dripping see

Call yourself a plumber  .


THE TAP DID STOP.
TRUE
923 · Dec 2012
Christmas party at work.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2012
while at the christmas party this week
still with painful feet
from the day before
but still i smile
and look like i am having fun
most of the females to young for me
but i can still show them some moves
or at least i think i can
they love the rumba on the tuber down in cuba
and think i heard no AC/DC at all.
919 · May 2015
Crystals in my wine glass.
Paul Hardwick May 2015
Crystals in my eyes
Trish a woman I only met once
you moved me twice
one in life
two in death
how has it come to this
from a woman
I hardly knew
you moved me so
for now I have crytals in my eyes
thank you for all your love
and thank you for touching me so
with love
P@ul.
No more funerals please, I am already on my knees

True story P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2013
Today at work
I met a W I ZZ A R D
I need to explain that to you
So you can see it to

My job
Security at the gadget show live theater
The place a linking tunnel from Hall 11 into the theater, Hall 12
before me all I can see is that tunnel made of cloth on which they projected lights
giving a strobbing affect from Hall 11 towards me
the theater behind all lights off was a black as night
then infront of me was smoke
in hall 11 over the radio i hear the silent fire alarms are going off
this is one the public do not hear, so I take my place and ready for anything
this is where my poem comes in.





Today on my green bus
Staring out the window
I see double yellow lines in the road
as i arrive the sun shines on me
but little would i know
today you will meet a   w i ZZ ard
at work still hafl asleep
i take my post
light flash infront of me
then lots of smoke
alams go off around me
then form behind the black curtains
what do I see
a man called brian
a man from OZ
not on this day but a   W I zz A R D

THE  W I zz A R D of OZ


PAUL :-)
I know you find this hard, but some of you will never get me, yes it is as hard as this.
But I love you anyway.
912 · Jul 2012
While cutting the hedge.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2012
while cutting my hedge today
it was made plain to me
that people say
what do they do not think
see below examples 1 2 3

1...    young girl not no bigger than my hip

her... mister what you doing?

me... just cutting this hedge

her... why?

Me... Needs doing

at that she went off
like a rocket down the road
dragging a little dog
on the end of a peace of string


I wiped my running nose and cut on

2... next was jack rabbit as he known

him... young man what are you doing

me... Just cutting this hedge Jack

him... dose the council know

me... this private owned property Jack

at that he road off
on his harley motor scooter
prabulater,   at a stunning 3 miles per hour

3... then there was a woman whom I call Goul
good looking women lives e across a road
rides up on a bicycle

her... what are you doing

me... just cutting this ******* hedge

her... there is no need to swear at me

buttocks slipping on that saddle
she just road off
Yep still got it!!!
Paul Hardwick May 2016
Images of upside down frogs
reminds me of you
where did I find it
in the bathroom window while taking a ****
image in the art novo glass
reminds me of that time
on Alfa Centure
where that giant mould hung down
looking like upside down frogs
and you said
stop right there
this is perfect moment in time
at that I fell down this black hole
and landed here on earth
I still miss you dear.
True story  Love P@ul ***.
funny what you can read into nothing.
908 · Dec 2011
Wine
Paul Hardwick Dec 2011
Lets  drink,  a  bottle  of   wine.
Lets take the time to enjoy
a glass to gerther alone.
Lets drink deep, lets
just enjoy a
drink
together
for the
night is
young.
like,
feel
that
wine
With you just you.
905 · Dec 2015
Loops of head.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2015
Loops that fall
loops that come up
loops that touch
ask me about the loop
it might just be the answer
that I did not want you to ask
loops hang down and things
loops pulled by gravity
loops that become atoms
loops of string playing notes
loops of the common man.
LoVe P@ul  ***.
897 · Mar 2012
lie down.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2012
there is no song for a singer.
there is a, mess in the massage.
and a man on the moon.
so lie down and be counted.
897 · Apr 2012
Beth.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2012
Some how she smiles,
like an affectional child
Do not disturb her,
do not do anything wild
I wait to see her blond,
hair blue eyes
Beth I am in love with you.
893 · Aug 2012
Be sure.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
Be sure what ever you do
there is a woman behind you
so use her power
so it enlightens you

you will not be just a favour
for your own pleasure
but you will become you
the one and only un-known you

so use those voces
do not keep them inside your head
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