Now Janet
and John
had once met up.

For Janet
was Scottish
and John
from Scunthorpe.

Now John
wanted to be
at Janet's Birth Party
how surprised she would be.

But could not afford
the travel
So he knew
he post himself.

Climbing
inside the box
John just thought
she will be so surprised by me.

And right on time
the box Janet did receive
Ow what can it be
and taking a kitchen knife.

Did ****** it in into the box
straight thew poor Johns
eye him sitting there
bolt right up, exultingly.

Went to the doctors today
he said, sit down, have not seen you in long time
No, I did say I have been ill,
at that he did say
your in for your 6 month review
think he meant my 60,000 mile service
for he pumped this thing on my arm
pressed a thing on my chest
looked in my eyes
and did say
the last blood test, when did you have?
what my mind thought,
you should know it's all there
right infront of you
Dr what planet are you on
he said man purple haze
at that I woke up
so got an appointment at the doctors today.

Have you ever woken up?
all seem right
but you know it's not
something has change
there's something not in the right place
maybe something in the air
feeling not right
a spell a time
bad wine
the scent in the nose
some sort of burning
woman's slip
great hip's
then the bullet hit's
you are just being you.

My pink and purple drain pipe trousers.
Walk with me,  yes they do.
Spliting me down the middle.

One side pink.
The other side,  more blue.
I feel like Micky Mouse,  all day.

Feel free to whistle.
If you feel the need to.

But never say I am gay.

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.
But never say I am gay.

Pink and Purple trousers.
What will we see today.

And after hearing my own words
I    T H I N K
what am I at all

t
h
e
n

In my OWN words

I think
SO I  there for
AM

but what does
that say of YOU

Well
you are
somebody else!

I only ask
for this year
I will turn 60
I feel like an 18 year old
have 18 year old dreams
and if I touch you
in my dreams
I am not old just 18
well that whats it says inside my head
but I am wrong
So have dreams of your own.

Met this girl in a pub.
She had dark hair.
Dole full eyes.
We seamed to hit it off.
It was like nothing else I had experienced.
We drank played on the fruit machine.
Lost all the coins we had.
But that did not seam to matter.

I said to her.
We are drinking alot.
And I have to go to the boys room.
She just said.
Please take as long as you like.
I smiled, she smiled back almost stopped me in my tracks.
Any way, after asking all in the pub, and not finding!    Long As You Like.
When I came back she was not there.

As the princess reached the clearing
she was stopped by a command
that did say
I am the knight of Day
who goes this way.

Princess Darling she did say
please let me go on my way
and what a strange name for a knight any way.

W   H   A   T  !    T   H  E      KNIGHT DID SAY?

well the princess went onto say
how can you be the the knight of Day
for you must be the knight of night

W   H   A   T  !    T   H  E      KNIGHT DID SAY!

What makes you think that?

the princess did blush and say well your armour is black as night
and if it was day your armour would be made of  G  O  L  D.

A T   T H A T  THE KNIGHT       O    F       D    A     Y      
G O T  S U C K E D into his own head   :-)

NEVER MORE to be so BOLD.

The last girl I met
was drunk
did not me feel whole
maybe that's just me
I could see us all with car and lock door
and most off all love
Yes
Like that is me
you know that right P@ul.
I am an surrealist I dribble from my brain
all things of colours
things that you would nt do
and thats why I love you.

I said to my girlfriend last night
what do you think of a night out with the girls
a night off from me, maybe a few bottles of wine
and some good conversation?

"She said oh yes that would be lovely!"

I SAID GOOD.   BECAUSE WE ARE BReAKING UP.

Negative by numbers
so I can hardly move
or it it I just get old
see my dance tonight
hope I get it right
it is just a passing  fase
hold me close
it will go away
negative numbers
oh!
whats that in my pants?

A **** in a lift
is wrong on all levels.

I
broke up
with a girl
because she was fat
she later died
budgie jumping.

I was asked
this night
where
do
your words come from
so I
answer this day
my words come out of
what is me these 7 year cycled words
and some
when I was eighteen
and some in my head
or so it seamed
I married a woman
and she gave to me 2 fine children
both doing well
as she left me
for the man I got to fix her car
and ran off with him
so I have become hard to hurt
like a diamond in the sky
and me and myself.

also 2 great Grandchildren.

A day at work
without any
rock and roll
just sends my mind into spasms
it drifts off away out into intergalactic space
I feel my heart race
then I have to make up words of my own
then my surrealism kicks in
so a new adventure begins
dreams from the black hole
which is my mind
and my life
people greet me

Hi P@ul  !

hope you've had a bad day!

I Can be anything i want to be within.

What a lovely view

I can be a whale
living in the deep blue sea
singing songs to you
on this a blue sea day
no wind to stop my spray
as i breath for you

Now I am just a follower

Of the sixty's follower
of love and peace
like the man your grandfather
yep i am sure man i met you

And Some Days When I wake Up

My voice is gruff
carry on with man flu
that all men know it hurts like ****
that just swabbing me down with love will make feel so much better.

Woman
had a dream
that she had to give away
to the builder
it was a bright sunny day
woman looked out all the builders there shirts off
the bright sun seamed to tone up man
as the sweat rippled down
giving them a glow
that
did a *** act
on
WOMAN
all
for a
silly
folly.

Tap tap went the drip
what language is this
Drip Drop
said a tap to me
and at these words did stop dripping see

Call yourself a plumber  .


THE TAP DID STOP.

Snift into my mind,
as she passed me far behind
floating on petals,
just get old,
in loves special way
her hair turning grey as mine,
her lips red so full.
I should try to take her out,
let life take its course,
cry to my self later, as she puts me out
like a burning ***,
still smouldering in the ashtray of life,
man I am old
not white but grey.

Grey Nickers.

Lets  drink,  a  bottle  of   wine.
Lets take the time to enjoy
a glass to gerther alone.
Lets drink deep, lets
just enjoy a
drink
together
for the
night is
young.
like,
feel
that
wine
With you just you.

My brain is like water
very liquid
I wonder if sometimes
it leaks out my ears
do I sneeze it out my nose
onto my toes
give it a foot and it will take a mile
there goes my fluid brain again
dripping off my foot into a drain.

Crystals in my eyes
Trish a woman I only met once
you moved me twice
one in life
two in death
how has it come to this
from a woman
I hardly knew
you moved me so
for now I have crytals in my eyes
thank you for all your love
and thank you for touching me so
with love
P@ul.

And really I am asking the men
at what point do you get fed up
with e-mails
about
enlarging your *****
I get them all the time
eight are from
my girl friend
but it is the two
from my Mom
that really hurt.

Margret sat at the window in her wheel chair.
As she always did on Thursdays.

Maybe it is today.
When I see that tall dark handsome man again.
Her view was obscured by the net curtain slightly.
But his siluette she knew.
So engraved was it on her mind.

Wish i had made that tea now.
She said to herself.
But I can not leave now.

So she reach for the Gin which was at hand.

Really should not.
She said to herself.
As she poured it in the glass.
Just one finger or two.

After finishing two glasses.
The siluette stood at the end of the path.
In a panic she pulled at the wheel chair.
Now the front door was the target.

Pushing and pulling at her wheel chair, on her way into the hall.
She became stuck on the carpet gripper, that separated the lounge from the hall.
In her frustration, she pulled and push those wheels till.
Over the gripper they went.

She could hear the siluette footsteps now receding.
Getting to the front door there she saw laying on the floor an envelope.

Her hands now hot and sweaty, ripped the envelope apart.
Reading these words, the words she wanted to hear.





Please find enclose your new pension book.

Images of upside down frogs
reminds me of you
where did I find it
in the bathroom window while taking a ****
image in the art novo glass
reminds me of that time
on Alfa Centure
where that giant mould hung down
looking like upside down frogs
and you said
stop right there
this is perfect moment in time
at that I fell down this black hole
and landed here on earth
I still miss you dear.