Met this man today.
Called Clive.
Who must be the gayest man alive.
We worked together all day.
I watch his gestures here.
His gestures there.
Seam to wave his hands, all the time in the air.
But one thing, I can say about Clive.
It was a colourful day.
So this poem is for Clive.
The gayest man alive.

Stop looked at me.
Then shouted just go.
In a panic!
I did not know which way to run.
So after which can only be called a jig.
I just stood still.
and hid behind my confusion.

Lady supermarket
with an apple in her basket
everything she has chosen
is convientlly frozen
thats not even fit for a horse.
cat food.
cat food.
cat food.

Lady window shopper
never need to worry
with a tin of hurry curry
not even fit for a horse.
cat food.
cat food.
cat food.

It 's hard work being a man
in this world where women are always right
but some how I seem to get along
and get it right and for that

I have to thank my Mom.

There was a nest
of purple dinosaurs
with pink spots

then one was born
pink with purple spots
and shunned a lot

he knew not do anything about it
for that was his lot
but as grew

in his own heart he knew
he was different
and in some way better

Thank God
his mom
Called him Einstein

i am proud to be an hippy for old england
when we are friendly to all hippy's  or straight
take a trip on my poker stick where we will have fun
but do not blame for all you have done.

My pink and purple drain pipe trousers.
Walk with me...  yes they do.
Spliting me down the middle.
Spliting me in two.

One side pink.
The other side,  more blue.
I feel like Micky Mouse all day.
But never feel gay.

Feel free to whistle...
If you feel the need to.

But never say I am gay!

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.

But never say I am gay!

Pink and Purple trousers.
What will we see today.
As I strut. and say.

Morning Misses Hay.
Morning Paul...  She will say.
How are you today?
I will wink....  and then proceed to say...

Wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
Hip, hip hooooooooray.
But but do’nt call me gay!

Yes, I noticed...  then she walks away.
Just wearing my pink and purple trousers today.

Guess I have to get out of this town.
Seams all that is left for me is pain.
Maybe I wear my pink and purple trousers again!

It is better by you...better by than me!

soil is just humas
if i **** my pants
that is not good
for plants can not grow in my ****
english is just plain and simple
now that is see that follow whit me
so if you want to take a dump
**** on some plants

Blue sat at the bar
then came in pink
and sat down by blue
saying blue how are you?
Blue commented
this day pink
I am Blue
pink wanted to lift him this day
Blue said
thank you pink
for this day
I do not want to feel Purple.

when I came over the purple mountains
down there I could see
strange purple houses
on purple roads
in the purple valley
under a purple sky
i meet purple people
whom seam very nice
gave me purple sandwiches
and purple tea
made of purple berries
and I stayed there for a while
till the day we got purple snow
strangely the place was called
bright yellow roses.

Juliet spoke to Romeo.
Her words hard to HEAR.
So strange to us!
AS now technology makes it CLEAR.

Romeo talked of LOVE.
Only to end up on his own.
In a town, a city.
COLD, on a Slab alone.

Juliet could not cope with THIS.
She just wanted to ****!
Her will Lost.

She CLOSED the book.

Thank GOD my name is Paul!

Juliet spoke to Romeo.
Her words hard to HEAR.
So strange to us!
AS now technology makes it CLEAR.

Romeo talked of LOVE.
Only to end up on his own.
In a town, a city.
COLD, on a Slab alone.

Juliet could not cope with THIS.
She just wanted to ****!
Her will Lost.

She CLOSED the book.

Thank GOD my name is Paul!

pink left the the very pink lands
only to find a deep blue sea
this pink did not understand
so he sat on the last pink rock
and felt that this pink rock
was what he was
and all he could be
so pink sat and sat
maybe no more was ment to be.

B
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       L
      A
        N
      C
       E
         stood on the edge.
            not knowing what to do.
                move this way or that.
            balance just stood.
              balance was good at this.
                  so balance just stood.
                     not think of this way or that.
                                         not back or forward.
                                 balance just stood.

People I have taken for granted
in my past still affect me
                                                 NOW.

But in my defence
                                                            I .

Would like to change things
                                                                  AT LAST.

So I would like to say sorry and
                                                                        DREAM.

Dream all the people that I have effected
                                                                                 AND RELISE WE WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN.

This year of   20  14  thousand
it was my good pleaser to meet
5 good men from the north
to this day I will not know there names
even though I  knew the men are good and true
I never got there names
my loss not yours
and just like to say
Why ey man.

I met a man today
and he did relate to me
that is was a mover
do you lift furniture
i said
he laugh
no man sell women Supernatural Fairy Tales
then move on.

curve turn round.

only to fined straight there.

then circle, who was straights uncle.

curve knew him well and was allowed to past.

past was a munite.

curve was confused.

You have to move or you can not win at the time.

when my head is on my pillow at night
making it sleep is rough
there are those days
when i think i’ve had enough
so people set me free
and tell me what you thought of this poetry.

Come again
that stranger
in strange looking shoes
he sold me a smile
then said to me
do You want something to eat
at that i felt i should refuse
and said no think i need a cigarette
he followed me outside
so light up and gave him the ****
wow man he said to me
**** man i am fed up selling second hand food
and waved me and the company good bye
saying i will see you later
I just asked how
how can you see me later
Man you can not see me now,
and all i wanted was
a ham sand which.

I love shopping for music online.
I always do.
I love the way they say to you.
If you like Beyonce, then you might like Pink.

Would it not be nice.
If all life did that.
After ten pints down the pub.
The Barman says to you.
If you like ten pint in this pub.
Then you might like a kebab.

Then at the kebab shop he says to you.
If you like ten pints in the pub then a kebab.
You might like a fight.

So you pop out, and beat up an innocent by stander.
Then a Policeman shouts at you.

If you like beating up an innocent by stander.
You might like to join the Police!

Purple sat alone
Purple all on it's own
In a purple night
Next to a purple stone
Picking up that purple rock that night
Seam like making something right
even thought
the dance flour was purple
Purple said
Owwwwww hellow
missess Johns
saw your daughter  in that purple dress
she has grown
misses Johns just frowned
then said
Think that
then black is red
and the darkness will follow you
but my mind was on that purple dress

i am not like any other man
for i am just like me man
to those that know me
it is plain to see
i am like me man
just an old happy hippy
now my heart is 57 years old
i am sure some days i can feel it
trying to give up on me
but do i care man
nope for i am just me man
this 57 year old happy hippy
so tell me what you think man
tell what you think of my poetry
that would be so cool man!

People say i am not normal
and that is true
but i would not like to be
a single mined
bigget like you
negative in life.

Why does sleep, slap me in the face.
So I sing this to the world.
Diamonds are just possessions.
And do not mean nothing in this world.
Or the human race.
The futre is the kids.
Tell me I am wrong.
But those kids will take over some days.
And are the future.

John sat by the bar.
Looking at the girls from a far.
Taking a swig, placed his left leg in.

Owww pritty woman do you want to dance.
Owww pritty woman do you want a diamond ring.
Who do you love?........you pritty thing.

She smiled at him.
Yes........... I want to dance.
And with you I will take a chance!

Sally from the alley.
Placed her right leg in.
Then the dance!....... of life did begin.

I am going to fly till the midnight sun.
Today my life has began.

Stretch was a tall guy
became a window cleaner
he could do the windows downstairs
with ease not needing a ladder
and half way up the ladder
he could clean the top ones to
enjoyed his job to the day
it all stopped
now stretch fell off that ladder
broke his neck
now in a wheelchair
reaches 3 feet 2.

In typography
S P A C E  is
a close en counter.

T HIN K   AB O U T   IT.