BACKGROUND.

I was working at an international airport as a aircraft cleaner, this ment we went on to the planes to clean them before they went on there next flight.

I was the supervisor of a team of 6 that night, so it was my job to go to the aircraft and talk with the number one, (the number one is the head hostess), she told us when we could board the aircraft.

At the door I could see a young girl and a lady, sitting in the front row, I asked the number one if we could board, she told me they are waiting for a wheel chair for the young girl.

The wheel chair did not turn up until after this story.

This is what happened next.

I will pick the story up after my question to the number one.


THE SHORT STORY, OF A TRUE EVENT IN MY LIFE.

I am standing on the aircraft by the young girl and the number one, when I heard the girl say.

MOM! can I see the controls of the plane.

I am not sure if the number one heard this, so I related to her.
She told me she would ask the captain, and left to do so.

I was alone with the girl and the lady, so I spoke to the lady.

Hi i said, where have you come from?

The lady answered, we have been to disney land.

Wow or something like that I said, that must have been fun, the young girl spoke up.

it was, I saw lot of things, Micky Mouse.

I asked the girl her name.

Samantha she said.


At that the number one came back.

And told us, as soon as the wheel chair is here, the captain say you can look at the flight deck.

The young girl said, can I not go now?


I needed to get my cleaning team on the aircraft!

So I said to the number one.
I will carry her to the flight deck if that is ok.

It was agreed.

So I picked up young Samantha, and carried her forward to the flight deck. number one and Lady behind me.

The number one past me, to ask the captain, if this was ok, and it was.

As we entered the captain said, hi my name is John. the young girl said hi my is Samantha, welcome sammy, said the captain.

The co pilot stood up, to give Samantha his seat.

The captain and Sammy talk about the instruments.

The captain still had his head phones around his neck, What are those?

Sammy asked.

That is my contact with the flight controllers he said, can I have a go?  Sammy said.

The captain put on his head phone and asked the control tower, and she did have a go.

Then the wheel chair turned up, and the captain was told by the number one.

You must go now Sammy, thank you John she said, I picked her up from the co-pilots seat,  thanked the captain, and the co-pilot on the way out, also the number one, and took the girl down the plane, Sammy then asked me.

What is your name?

Paul I said, she then said this to me.

Thank you Paul I will remember that the rest of my life, at this the lady burst into tears, I placed Sammy in the wheel chair and walked with them to the exit.

I asked the lady, why do you cry, she told me that Sammy was dyeing of cancer and he flight was for a cure and a trip to disneyland, but the cure, did not work, and Sammy might be dead within the year.

I cried for about an hour!

I love to swim with dolphins
                and i am lucky because  i can
                                  i don't swim in a sea or pool
                                               i swim in mind see
                                                                            and you can to.

What no cards for me
this must be wrong
how can this be
or dost that postman just hate me
just have to rock my blues guitar

why me
why me
W H Y   M E ?

Over a park not to far away
There is a tree
Know by all the kids
As the octopus tree
We called it this as it had eight low laying branches
That grow up into the sky
Looked like an upturned octopus
There you gave your heart to me
As others had done
What changed?

Leave me girl
move on down the road
when I think about my life
and see the crossroad
that it has been my life
i know that for you
it is the right thing do
but in my life with roads left a right
it does not mean I will not
bitterly miss you
so for old girl friends
this dark and lonely night
I miss you

Hi how are you this day
you might say
feeling good,                                     just got my **** done

then I would say to you
now you make me feel blue
But Jill those ****,                               are so you

curve like the spines
of shell pointing this way and that

you would thank me,                      then stick the man beside you.

Penelope sneeze.
Then again.
Her Nose ran.
She took out a handkerchief.
Her mother had brought her.
That Christmas before.
That almost covered her nose.
Blew, filled it.
And in disgust.
Looked for tissue.
For her nose she must empty.
Penelope blew.

Nothing comes easy
never let your honey down
when creating that stash

put your money where your mouth is

Ow Money, Ow Money money, Ow Money money
but your money goes back to the rich

that bottomless *****

Computer nerds everywhere
tell me,      and please share
you can now have this in "real time"

WHAT !   What the ****!

Thought all my time was real
seams they know better
and all I know would not make a book
thought my time was relative

THANKS !   Computer Nerds

Now I have to know my time is real
realler than it was yesterday
but maybe not realler than tomorrow

SO COME ON CoMpuTER NERDS
WHAT ! What the ****! Is Real Time?

While smoking dope with you.
You asked me to write a poem.
A poem just about you.
I said that might not be good thing to do!

We giggled.
No really you said.
It wiped the stone from my head.
I would not know how to begin!

Just write about me.
Your feeling within, you commented.
Ask me anything you do not already not know.

It was then I realized knew nothing about you.

Betty and I went to Bournemouth this weekend

Spent an hour cleaning oil off the seagulls

Don't think we will go again.

Hello Doctor Elizabeth!

Good to see you D o c t o r.
I might ask you how are you?

But that would be just, more work!     For to you.

So I ask how do you, FEEL , is life still work to you?
The sweat and tears for you.

Is it really, good for you?

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. How do you do?
Hello Doctor Elizabeth!
You are young, and I, think love you.


Nobody, ask of my dreams before,             the something,            the maybe.
But that is is just hear say.

The time,.   I spent time living,    These dreams of mine
And the time between.
What will your dream of D o c t o r?

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. How do you do?
Hello Doctor Elizabeth!
You are young, and I, think love you.


My mind is good today,
the clouds are moving away,

You say you like my shirt,
You say you like my hat,
But D o c t o r !

What about me.

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. How do you do?
Hello Doctor Elizabeth!
You are young, and I, think love you.

What about me?
What about me?
What about me?
W h a t  a b o u t  m e ?

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. How do you do?
Hello Doctor Elizabeth!
You are young, and I, think love you.

The doctor .           Came over to me
Took my pulse then gave it back to me
Then said to a nurse
Take his bloods
I did not lay round to see
What might happen to me

I might be getting old
but the one thing i still have
is my happy hippy load

they said it was yesturday
time has gone
time has moved on

not if you are
this man
the happy hippy revolutionary
still just like i am.

Rocket engines    into the sky do blast
Rocket engines    burning into the void
Rocket engines    could it be the end of man and time
Rocket engines    are they our destabilize

the waves ****** at my feet
as i walked along the shore
felt like i had been here before
but something has changed
we wish you were here
then it stuck me
where is the dog!

strange is it
how life takes you some days
and makes you remember things
that have been and now went
just now i thought of summer
remembering my old uncle denise
whom was no good a tennis
with his boler hat and big fat belly
he could even play
he never could do his top button up
on that or any other day
it was not his waight that killed him
it was all the whiskey

When rain drops fall
and i feel low and useless
makes me wonder
will the world ever change
or will it give nothing at all
but still the rain drops fall
they keep on flowing
just how i feel when
the rain drops fall.

Swimming is good for you
especially if your drowning.
I said to my girlfriend
you should not eat before going swimming
she said why not?

"Because you look fat"
She is not my girlfriend now.

well the dawn is coming
you can hear this ringing on my bell
you say my names a teacher
jump up find yourself some fun
for there is no nest
after the bird has gone
from the nest
i am leaving
purple nightmares behind.

Meeting you
well that was the best
hangover I ever had
took me two bottles of scotch
and nicoteen  for breakfast
just to forget you.

I might be getting old
but the one thing i still have
is my happy hippy load

they said it was yesturday
time has gone
time has moved on

not if you are
this man
the happy hippy revolutionary.

I farted in a lift today
                                    I know now
                                                                 That is wrong
                                                                                                      on so many levels.

Some days I feel sober.
some not, some days just *******.

****** of at life, for me.and my Ex wife.

See her there on her broom.
my god she is filling the room.
With love and doom.
But that is my ex.

Why do we do that
that plastic rap
fix so many things in
into plastic wrap
if 'I want sourse
I do not want to bit it
to get that course
so I say
******* plastic wrap.

While cutting the grass today
a strange thing happened
a woman that lives across the road
came across the road towards me

I did not hear for I had my head phones on
while my back was turned she spoken to me
the next thing I knew
was that somebody was poking me
so shutting down the lawn mower and removed my headphones
I saw the woman across the road
hi i said
and for an hour which was just a minuet
she said to me
you never see Grey flowers

True I said
turned my back and carried on cutting the grass
so i tell you one and all
Please Keep Off  The Grass.

Call me stupid
        Tell me to go home
               But what I am not is

Dim sum
                      As I have found out
                           Is food son

Tasty Dim sum
                               Please for give me
                                          I just thought it
Chinese idiot.
                                             Life is reborn
                                                    Dam I like chinese food

Must be Dim son.

In the Snow's of my arctic mind
the cold, cold wind blows
                                                           ­           
                                                                ­       but in my head
                                                            ­       the summer glow's
                                                          ­                of dream's
                                                                ­                 of
                                                              ­         why I am dead.

we have spoken of the things that we avoid
and argued about the void
which we call heaven
all the things that we do not understand
so I stand naked before you
guitar in hand playing to you
but woman one day
you will say
i don t love you anymore
and of that i am sure
for you can not be me
nor i you
so into a void we will stand
my guitar in hand.

Lady supermarket
with an apple in her basket
everything she has chosen
is convientlly frozen
thats not even fit for a horse.
cat food.
cat food.
cat food.

Lady window shopper
never need to worry
with a tin of hurry curry
not even fit for a horse.
cat food.
cat food.
cat food.