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Feb 2014
Swimming is good for you
especially if your drowning.
I said to my girlfriend
you should not eat before going swimming
she said why not?

"Because you look fat"
She is not my girlfriend now.
Paul Hardwick
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Paul Hardwick  64/M/England
(64/M/England)   
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