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I've done things to the Toilet Brush,
Things that shouldn't be done,
even to inanimate objects.

I'm not proud.

I ****** the Toilet Brush
into the dregs of my waste,
and it sweeps them away.

.
            ocular
                of the eyes
                    sight, vision
                        blindness



            aural
   ­             of the ears
                    hearing, audition
                        deafness



            nasal
  ­              of the nose
                    smell, ofaction
                        anosmia



            oral
    ­            of the mouth
                    taste, gustation
                        ageusia



            tactile
­                of the hands
                    touch, mechanorecption
                        anesthesia

Before the screen door factory closed,
we used to go down to the Dairy Queen,
almost every Friday night.

I lived in a frozen dream land of hope
and whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

Before the screen door factory closed,
we used to go to the drive-in theatre,
and watch movies, on Saturday nights.

I lived in a world of triple-features and warm beer
and french fries from the concession stand.

Before the screen door factory closed,
we had a home and a charcoal barbecue,
and a yard, where we'd sit on warm evenings.

I sat in lawn chairs and barbecue smoke
and smiled and waved to the neighbours.

Before the screen door factory closed,
the phone would ring and we would answer it,
and it wasn't the bank, and we'd sleep all night.

Life was peaceful, and it would go on forever,
and never have to change.

Before the screen door factory closed,
Life was good.

1.
Skin: Dark brown
Hair: Long, curly, graying brown
Eyes: Hazel, small
Height: Very tall
Weight: Fairly muscular
Build: Somewhat narrow

2.
Skin: Pale
Hair: Mid-length, straight, graying auburn
Eyes: Brown, somewhat small
Height: Tall
Weight: Somewhat thin
Build: Somewhat narrow

3.
Skin: Fair
Hair: Long, curly, black
Eyes: Dark brown, average-sized
Height: Tall
Weight: Fairly muscular
Build: Narrow

4.
Skin: Light brown
Hair: Mid-length, wavy, graying light brown
Eyes: Brown, somewhat small
Height: A little short
Weight: Fairly muscular
Build: Somewhat narrow

5.
Skin: Medium brown
Hair: Mid-length, wavy, brown
Eyes: Dark brown, average-sized
Height: Tall
Weight: Fairly muscular
Build: Average

I.
43

II.
48

III.
27

Sa sobrang mapagbiro **** tao
Tumawa ka lang
Nang umamin akong nahulog na ko sayo.
Ginawa **** isa sa mga bagay na tinatawanan mo
Ang pag-ibig na hinahandog ko.
Sinabayan mo pa ng halakhak
At may kasama pang pagluha
Habang puso ko'y binibiyak
Sa itsura ng iyong pagkaaliw
Sa mga binitawan kong salita.
Hinayaan lang kita.
Ang sabi ko
Kahit ginawa mo lang biro
Ang pag-amin ko
Ang mahalaga napangiti naman kita.
Dumalas ang pagsasama natin.
Hindi na ko nagpapatawa
Pero sabi mo kusa kitang napapangiti.
Nakwento mo sakin na
Noong umamin ako
Hindi mo lang alam kung ano
Ang isasagot mo kaya tumawa ka lang.
Ako naman tong napagod na
Sa kakatawa,
Sa mga "pabiro" kong pagsuyo sayo.
Kaya sa wakas,
Ng Dumating ang araw na sinabi ****
Mahal mo na din ako,
Hindi ko alam kung bakit
Pero
Natawa na lang din ako.