Michael Robert Triska

Michael Robert Triska Dec 2024

If you yourself are a charity case, don't give to charities.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:80

#murphys #lawdumbstupidity

Michael Robert Triska Oct 2024

Only the stupid come out of the woodwork and this smart stay deep within.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:30

Dumb people coming out of the woodwork.

#murphylawstoppitystupid #dumb

Michael Robert Triska Aug 2024

If you're going to stab a voodoo doll, you might want to make sure it doesn't look like yourself.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:07

#murphys #law #stupidityhumor

Michael Robert Triska Jul 2024

If you're going to pull the arrow out, replug the hole with your finger.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:02

Dear *******

#murphys #law #stabilitydumb

Michael Robert Triska Jul 2024

If you wish to **** in the wind, you might want to close your mouth.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:03

#murphyslaw #karma #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska Jul 2024

If thou wanders the world with the wrong philosopher,
thou might fall off the edge.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:08

You never know who's wrong and right. **** flat earthers.

#murphys #laws #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska May 2024

If thou is going to make friends with the cannibals bring seasoning to trade.
Book of Murphy chapter 13: 05

Yum!

#murphys #law #stupidity