Michael Robert Triska

Michael Robert Triska Oct 7

Only the stupid come out of the woodwork and this smart stay deep within.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:30

Dumb people coming out of the woodwork.

#murphylawstoppitystupid #dumb

Michael Robert Triska Aug 2

If you're going to stab a voodoo doll, you might want to make sure it doesn't look like yourself.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:07

#murphys #law #stupidityhumor

Michael Robert Triska Jul 26

If you're going to pull the arrow out, replug the hole with your finger.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:02

Dear *******

#murphys #law #stabilitydumb

Michael Robert Triska Jul 26

If you wish to **** in the wind, you might want to close your mouth.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:03

#murphyslaw #karma #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska Jul 3

If thou wanders the world with the wrong philosopher,
thou might fall off the edge.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:08

You never know who's wrong and right. **** flat earthers.

#murphys #laws #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska May 30

If thou is going to make friends with the cannibals bring seasoning to trade.
Book of Murphy chapter 13: 05

Yum!

#murphys #law #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska May 29

Only the paranoid will rule the underdark within their little bunkers and the wise will stay within the sun's light.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:04

Stay in the light.

#murphys #law #stupidity