You see hawker shops was very poxley today when they had this wheel where one of the prizes was a hug
And mate I think that is very poxley very very poxley
I prefer to watch jimmy Barnes and Tim Minchin rather than spin a stupid wheel they put there for the kids
There is no way that hawker shops will be popular today
And mate it looks very poxley
This is my house and I live in it
It is made of glass and photographs of people that you
Have met at least once in your life
But this stupid wheel in hawker
Is stupid and I think it is not for
The local shops
It is better at the ovals
Where they need to give out better prizes than free hugs
**** me that sounds so poxley
**** it does and I prefer to remain young and free rather than be old and stupid
Why the **** do they have a wheel in the middle of the shops for it sounds so poxley
It will be different if it was a proper prize wheel but this was totally poxley dudes
I will wait in my house till 3-46
For it to *******

Johnny' hi dudes and welcome to party zone and today we have a lot of party stuff for you
Tonight and our first guest is jimmy opmum with his jingle
Jimmy' working hard every day and night trying to get things right
You see some people are nice to you and some people fight
You see you get bullied by the pope if you don't share his views
And I notice Henry Atkins
At home watching the news
You see he sees all the bad stuff that happened in that day
Oh oh oh oh it just doesn't work
Take me to a party
With a spiked punch and beer and wine
And they have a drink
That is So disgusting
You would think it is turpentine
Then the Barmah said
You don't need to drink it no
Just let me know if you like it or not and put it in my book
Oh oh oh oh it just doesn't work

Johnny't that was great and now here is Steve with his jingle
Steve'. 1 and a 2 and a 3 and we party oh yeah every day and night and none of us fight
My mate is treating me like a toy because I like him a lot
I can't drink beer because it
Tastes so ****** bitter
So bitter it makes you jitter
And people think you are stupid
Just like that Murdoch man first name rupert
You see he is a problem of a bloke a real **** and I think
He would be a **** if his first name was rick or pick or even bridge and rupert is stupid and that's no lie
Johnny'.  Ok thanks for your two
Poems see ya next week

Take my meds take my meds
Before I go to bed,yeah
Then go to bed go to bed
And then get up and take it again
You must get better so you take your meds
And then you go to bed
And you watch tv abs have a shower and you put your body cream on
But you take your meds take your meds then you go to bed
And then you get up really really get up and take it again
Watch tv and go to low income work yeah well you can't win them all but as long as you take your meds take your meds
And go to bed
If you can't sleep can't sleep
You get up and watch tv
And when you get tired you go to bed and you have slept long enough you get up again
You watch tv and you eat your meals and you have a few nanna naps then you take your meds Take your meds then you watch tv and occasionally you go out and have a party but if you want to avoid people getting cranky with you, you must take your meds then get dressed and have a can of coke
Go to your party and have some fun and when it is over you take your meds take your meds and watch tv and then go to bed
And wake up and do it all again

You see Rodney was a shy person  where everybody wants to play with him and this made his parents happy thinking Rodney has friends, you see Rodney was sharing his toys he got for his birthday with them and they gave away the item their family were giving him for
Birthdays and Christmas and
Then Rodney thought I have friends mate I Have friends
And then one guy said this shy dude is not like us and the next day he stole his lunch money and when Rodney stared at him
Thinking why aren't you nice like me but Jr. Didn't say that though and then he ignored his signals and went away to tell everyone to tease him but not in the normal run of the mill family way no, the way we will tease him is we will make him feel like he one of us and this will make his father jitter and cause a little situation between him and his father mainly being about protection and Rodney was thinking why has dad changed his way of acting I am making friends at school
They all hated what that big dude did to me but Rodney's dad said don't be a fool Rodney
Don't be a god forsaken fool
They are taking advantage of your shyness and Rodney thought his mates would like him better if he teased his father and hoping his father is wrong about his worries about the other young people but
As Rodney went to school he met Jacob who was really weird because he was getting to know him but the way he clutched his teeth saying be cool be cool but then when the group walked past and teased Rodney and Jacob urged them on saying yeah dudes and then he said to Rodney be cool
I realise those young dudes are big and tough but in this day and age we can't fight them off
But Jacob only said that to Rodney because Jacob wanted those teasing bullies to like him
And Rodney was just a bad smell who should ******* but Jacob said he was cool and made Rodney think he was cool
And then Jacob said be cool and went off to play with the bullies ya know teasing all the geeks and nerds and the autistic people who love to fight
Each other and Rodney went to the library to read and study for his test and he saw Jacob but he looked tough as if he didn't want to give Rodney the time of day and this made Rodney scared of Jacob but there was a soft spot just in case Jacob said be cool, you see Rodney was wondering why Jacob said be cool and the teachers who seem to Rodney's eyes were favouring the bullies and this made Rodney appear to be too shy to express himself and this started a long line of teasing for Rodney and unknown to Rodney the teasing was organised by Jacob because Jacob was jealous because he never went to Rodney's birthday parties and the kids were reaching into Rodney's back pocket to get his wallet and they put drawing pins on his chair and one guy named Peter stuck a drawing pin in his *** because you see Rodney only really opened up to certain people and also Peter Stoke the poster from his TV guide wrecking the entire book and Jacob said I don't want to go to Rodney 's house anyway and Rodney was very scared and started to jitter and his smart manly sticking up for himself thing was turning to voices saying your not a man
You are too Woosey to be a man and Rodney hated this
Because he played sports and he listened to cool music and he teased his parents what more do you want me to do
And Jacob said yeah In a real
Smart *** kind of a way and Rodney started to become scared of people and the only way to beat this scared feeling
He had to try and be like Jacob
Because Rodney was unaware
That Jacob was organising that these bullies just teased Rodney and some dudes said
You are just getting teased Rodney you see you are not getting mucked with you are not a cool kid you are not as cool as your brother and you are not famous because we are teasing you differently to the others Woosey and you are not like Jacob either ok
So, Rodney
Get teased mate
And this made Rodney's father really worried because he really loved Rodney but he was surprised Rodney was acting like such a fool and Jacob
Was sitting in his lounge room watching TV saying I feel really good about myself because I told everyone to tease Rodney and they did and then Jacob said to Rodney
I am a real family person Rodney and you are a hooligan
But really Rodney was getting tired of Jacob and the other kids teasing him at school
But Jacob didn't care and said
Mr shy person Rodney I am not your daddy I am not your cotton picking daddy so don't try and come to me for protection because I will do it again
Just do your homework
Play your computer game and
Don't **** with us ok and Rodney was very upset and took some of his raiders socks and ******* a boy who looked like Jacob  and said you will suffer forever and Jacob and
One school mate laughed at Rodney and Rodney saw that and Jacob tried to cover it up
By trying to pretend like he ****** cares and then this guy who nicked his lunch money said don't be shy mate just go out and be like us be like us be like us and Rodney said don't say mate his name is Rodney
You see Rodney isn't a fucken man and then Rodney's father was starting to give up on helping his son and Rodney wanted to get on with his life
But he became scared that those bullies are going to force a slowdown and Jacobs voice was planted in his head to tease him

Don't be shy mate
Go out and fight people making them scared to go out
Don't be shy mate
Hit him hit him and then say you Are superior
Don't be shy mate
You see I want to party but you are getting in my way
Don't be shy mate
Go up to him and hit him on the back making him scared
But I don't like these voices getting out of control
You see I remember I used to hit this man five times in the back
I have a mental illness
I should not have done that
I don't want to get killed
I was a stark raving mad hooligan back in those days
I don't want to receive my destiny like getting a few hits in the back
I am an artist and writer
And I read my poems ok YouTube
You see I was a hooligan back then and I have to watch my back
But the whole truth is
I made mistakes
And I suffered for them
People bullied me around that time and I was hearing voices
And I was trying to be a cool dude who was having problems with my dad I know he helped me but I wanted to tease my dad and then go down to the mall and muck around with the young dudes at the mall
And a few people got in my way
My voices were saying hit him hit him hit him
So I did and I felt great at the time but now my brain is mushing away
I don't want to get killed for what I did
So j will watch my back
You see I have always tied myself up and I did it on people
Like I tied myself up and my brother was getting teased
I don't want to be treated like my brother because I suffered more than him in my life
And when he left home I went crazy and started causing problems at the mall
I am on medication now
And I don't want to cause problems anymore
I *** called a ***** when o bought cigarettes for a minor
Well, I was sick and now I am hearing my man in my good mate pat
You see he said
Don't be shy mate you are alright don't be shy just party
With the young dudes
But my brain was going haywire
And the seroquel is pushing all these problems out of me
But it is uncomfortable but
I was good
My dads spirit is saying
Don't be shy Brian
Write problems out of you
And don't be shy Brian
Get it out of you cause I am sure Buddha wouldn't want
You to suffer like this
Even if he does believe in
Positive suffering
Don't be shy Brian
Just get better and you move on I move on and we all can move on together
Even if I did cause that man to feel scared to go to the mall
The important thing is o am on medication and I am suffering
In a positive way
People say there is no such thing as positive suffering but
Sometimes if you do something that you no that is wrong but you do it because you want to be cool and you later find out you ain't cool for that you can't fix it if it is not fixed yet because I was the cause of his problems
I am working through it seeing people at mental health and joining groups to help in my recovery and I want to stay out of people's way because I shouldn't be shy I should do my art and writing and enjoy it
And I must not dwell in the past
I have a perfect family but I still made lots of mistakes but I was at the time trying to be cool
Nothing more
Dads spirit is saying
These voices are hogs wollop
You see I thought dad was trying to take my young dude away stop me from being cool
And then dad said he doesn't want to be cool and I tried to be a cool young dude causing havoc running amok
And I hope Betty Campbell
Wants to be cool because kids are supposed to be cool
And dad is now Betty
Dads with Barnesy now
Jimmy Barnes is her grand father and I have done positive things being on medication
Which should aid in my defence
I went to leap frog adventures
Where I went to meetings and I did camping and bushwalking
And other bush related activities and I went to the rainbow where I cooked the mentally ill a meal three days a week and I worked at north south  contractors where I was treated like a worker and not a problem child and I went on trips to the coast and I did a lot of volunteer work to apologise to Canberra for my wrong doings
I picked up all the ******* at the
Kingsleys chicken carpark and I was thanked
I played Santa for 11 years
As well as doing other jobs at vinnies
And I was trying to a cool young dude back then
So I won't do it again
But I have to watch my back
But I am found things now
Art writing and YouTube
Yes and I do the BBQ for
Belconnen magpies
And I go to the candle festival
And the Tuggeranong festival
And Christmas carols by candle light evenings and footy matches and many more
Dads spirit says
Don't be shy Brian
Do what you want to do
and don't try and be like other people

I am a positive person
I don't put anyone down
I enjoy life in every way
And I am so cool
I like to party with the positives
Keep ya negative vibes away from me
Cause I am too positive
To let your negative energy bother me
I am cool and I break no rules
I am way better than any stupid fool
I am a positive person
I am happy every day and night
In fact I am too positive
To want to start with you a fight
I am happy I am cool
Yeah mate yeah I break no rules
You see I am a positive person.
So positive I can be annoying
But that doesn't bother me
Because I do what I want
In means of staying positive  
And that makes me feel so cool
You see I do art and writing
And I perform my plays as well
I am a positive person in every single way oh yeah
I hate people who are negative they are dragging me down oh yeah like a mate who is the messiah what a negative man he was
You see he tried to drag me down but I will remain positive oh yeah
I don't want that negative energy in my life because the world isn't as bad as what he thinks you see if you remained positive like me you would feel
So hap hap happy
In every single way
I am nice to all the families
And nice to the hooligans as well because I am a positive person who loves life abs has a lot of fun
Yeah pretty cool we are today

Am not a negative person
I love life my legs might be sore
But that doesn't mean I am negative
You see I always was a relaxed human being
I am a human being
I like human nature
And I like YouTube enterteining
You see i am not a negative person
I am trying to explain to you
That I am not a toy to play with when the other adults are in bed
I sleep on the couch because
Being a bludger is what I will be
The only think I liked about my childhood is the fact that o acted cool around them
I watched the boxing today and dad brought down his man
Which I hated because I am not a violent or negative person
I am the coolest dude around
Any negativity which is in my brain should not be there
Cause I am not a negative person

I hated when I said goodbye to my cleaner and headed off to the hawker shops and there was this man and woman there who appeared to be nice but the man was squeezing his rope very hard as if he was going to **** me
You see I don't get killed by them I know I muck around differently to others but that is no reason to look like you are going to strangle me
You see all I am wanting to do
Is live my life and have tun
But I found these people very scary I don't want to be scared of life
And I don't want get killed by people
I know dad isn't around anymore to protect me
But I want people to stop trying to **** me
I was hearing voices from dad and my brother and mates saying we must go up to heaven and spurt money down to the poor even if it means steal a bottle of drink and leave the money on the pavement
I know I went to the psych award and I might have annoyed people in there
But that is no reason to **** me
Or I know I pretended to root this woman at the Australia Day concert but I shouldn't get killed for that that was pure fun
I don't believe in being nasty to people so why are you trying to **** me
Why are you trying to figure out where I live
I was enjoying myself in 2013 until the psych ward thing happened
I don't know how to behave in there
I can't be like my mates
I would like people to stop and think
Please don't **** me with your rope
I love this life too much to wanna end it yet

You see I hate people getting in my way when there is a bus I want to catch
I find it extremely rude
I know I try and love my life
And I do enjoy life a lot
But when people get in my way when I am trying to get through
To get the bus
But as I said I have to live my life and boy I do love my life
Every single day of the year
I do my art and my writing too
A what bah ba ba long ***
Bam boo
You see I like to party over at the family events ya know just tap my foot
Like at the candle festival and the Tuggeranong community festival as well as the Christmas carols and the Australia Day eve concert I get down and let my hair down oh yeah I certainly do that but I hate people getting in my way cause that is just very rude dude

I want to avoid my ticks
I want to beat my voices
I know performing in a choir
Could be ****** hard for me
Because of my voices I have in my head
I am hearing voices that if I joined the choir I will get laughed at
I want to give it a go
But I need to avoid every tick in my brain
I have to avoid my hooligan who plays cool for yeah mate yeah Kids to not take too much affect
I have to avoid listening to my voices and concentrate on the choir
I know it could be hard because my hooligan can cause affect
You see I have to stop the crazy itchiness in my stomach when I think of being in the choir
I know I said I can do it in my next life but I want to give this a go but the medication I am on
I still have these voices in my head
You see I don't want to buy cigarettes for young kids cause that is so wrong and I don't want people to urge someone on to bash me up because I am a person I am not a robot or mechanical being you see I don't want to have itchy brains or itchy feet I don't want people to bully me around because dudes I am a person

Everyone is talking about the ****
We just say that **** is a word
You see go out partying with the ****
We all know that **** is a word
You see people say **** to me all the time saying what are you looking at **** you great big ugly Turk
We all know that **** is a word
Meaning it is just a word anyway
Nobody can say it means more than a word
Everyone is talking about the **** oh yeah kind sir that **** is a word
You see I am sitting in this restaurant and some dude calls me a **** and I say ya kind sir
That **** is a word

I hate protection.
Because nobody really wants to do it
It looks weird when. Father asks friends to hang out with their sons when this son wants to be cool
I want to go to concerts and
I wanted to bicker with my parents like normal teenagers do
I don't want protection
It doesn't really work
I want to listen to the beach boys and jimmy Barnes and
Acca Dacca like a man does
I don't have Buddhist beliefs like a normal Buddhist
I don't want people putting themselves in harms way to protect me
I prefer people not to protect me if I see a fight I know I have to tread carefully
Protection I had forced me to do crimes because I wanted to be my own person and I prefer mates and not protection
I know my family meant well
But back then I felt smothered
So my way of breaking free
I want to avoid fighting myself
Rather than having people protecting me
I know I prefer adults who have fun rather than this stupid world. Protection racket
You see Tim Minchin ******* about the world I think he is cool and ted Danson who plays a arrigant doctor who was very synical about his life but he is cool
Because he has what he wants to do in sort of a way
I like the heavy metal music
And yeah that is really radical dude
But as I said I hate protection
Because I know there is some reading why a lot of my family weren't very cool and I hate it
You should only protect people
If it doesn't ruin your mojo
But really I know what to do
Just not **** anyone off
But as I said I hate people protecting me
I don't want people to bring me to work on tv if they don't want to
You see I am respectful
I hated when mum said they worry about me, i don't want people to worry about me
Because I am a big boy
I can look after myself dudes
I am on medication is what all this is about

there are so many bad things that happen in the world

that gets reported on the news

from terrorist attacks to robberies

and little dogs being stolen

there are heartless people, stealing money tins that are there ti help the poor

there are elderly people being attacked by intruders

and that makes me sick

there are people being murdered in their own home

and there are lots of people wanting to harm children as well

there are lots of positive stories

like when they raise money to help people go to the olympics

and there are lots of parades and food festivals

where everyone gathers together to try all sorts of foods

and listen to cool music

they have all the big religious festivals

like rumadum and buddha day, yeah that will certainly get a mention

they also tell you about a new drug that has been put out to heal people

and they sometimes explain how some items from the supermarket

are not really good for you, like they say they are

they tell you, who gets injured in sport

and whether or not they are playing in the next match

they tell you uplifting stories of kids born with a intellectual disability

getting wishes that they desire

through various programs such as make a wish


news news, the evening news

unhappy and happy

positive and fun

awful and terrible

explaining the news in great detail

the evening news

OWNERSHIP



the clerk owns a store

where he sells so many things

like knick knacks and post cards

and other things like that

the police owns the city

they check out who is breaking the law

and who isn’t breaking the law

and they make sure there are no accidents

the doctors and nurses

make sure people get well

as they try and cure each illness

whether it’s easy or not

we own our health insurance poliices

and som e of us owns our houses

and some people rent

some of us own our superannuation

but we don’t get that till we retire

i own my computer

where i can store my music

and i also perform poetry readings on youtube, i am good tab that

i can display my writing on hello poetry

and i display my art on art colony

and i own my Facebook page

where i share my photos etc

MANNERS, it is hard trying to behave, ya see

you go out without having a shave

forgetting to wear your deodorant

hearing the words BEHAVE, BE GOOD, DON’’T MISBEHAVE

DON’T SWEAR, i think swearing can be cool, because they are just words

eat nicely with a knife and fork

don’t burp your drink, don’t chew your shirt

chew your food with your mouth closed

don’t share family stories on Facebook

don’t stick your tongue out it’s rude

why is it important to have manners

i know that manners can help, yeah make you into a robot

you hear the words, get ya fingers out of your mouth, it’s discussing

manners manners manners

nobody really needs manners

they won’t help you they won’t help you

we will never need manners

you see, i tell people at the mall, that i am cool

they say, no your not cool mate

you see i must be cool

i where a cool black jacket

and i wear socks with sandals

and i perform on youtube

and that, my friend makes me very cool

you i like watching football matches

and cheering on my favourite team

i like watching heavy metal on youtube

and i can sit and watch that all day, because i am cool

i like watching cool broadway shows on youtube

yeah, i must be cool because i go youtube and where wigs

and also funny clothing, people laugh at me,

but i don’t worry because i am cool

i watch cool families on youtube going about having fun

doing vlogs and blogs, and no matter where my life is

i still watch their vlogs and read their blogs, because i am cool

i might be in my 40s, but i am cool and enjoy life

i write my poems on hello poetry cause i am cool

and mate, geeks don’t do poems,

geeks sit down eating their dinner nicely and do everything proper

and i am too cool, to be a geek

you see i am mentally ill, but i can still be cool

because cool is a word to say, that i enjoy life

even when i feel like my heart is rushing

i also like going to NYE events, because i am cool

BE COOL, DUDES

Ummmmmm I would like to offer the people of the Bastille day attack my condulances
Ummmmmmm people are suffering it was bad please Buddha can you watch over anyone killed that they don't suffer anymore than they did
That day
Ummmmmmmm I would like to offer my heart to anyone who suffered
Suffering victims need to be watched over
They need to cross over or operated on and they need a break we need to pray for France it is supposed to be Independence Day but I seems like a sad day for a lot of people
Ummmmmm pray for 1 pray for all please pray for people in this attack yeah
Ummmmmmm out of mind out of sight why do we have people like that just tell me why
Ummmmmmm there are supposed to be a lot of parades and fireworks and it is supposed to be a day of celebration rather than a day of attack
Ummmmmmmm please save France from these horrible attacks
Ummmmmmm.  Ummmmmmm
Ummmmmmmm. Ummmmmmm
Bastille day is attack day
Why oh why did you make this happen

Robbie carter wanted to drive hid Australian car from Australia to the USA so he can watch a Broadway but there was no way he could do that and every time
He suggested it to his mates they just laughed at him but Robbie came up with a good idea, you see he will raise funds to build a tunnel under the ocean linking Australia with the USA and also to keep him relaxed he would build a few towns under the ocean As well
You see Robbie wanted this so bad, but both countries governments didn't like the idea
Because the distance was too far and the water will cave in to the tunnel but then both countries changed government and suddenly Robbies dream became a reality, you see the will open the tunnel from the Aussie end at Brisbane and then open the other end at Florida and they will build 45,000 towns under the water
With motels and restaurants and houses and truck stops
As well as an underwater version of Ayers Rock  And to makes sure it was good to go
Robbie helped designing this under ocean adventure from Brisbane to Florida with towns
Which were just like the towns on earth and they intended on building a Broadway stage where they will play all the latest musicals they were playing in New York and this could make the journey a pleasurable one for each patron who starts the trip and in about the first 4 months they had 60% of the new world completed and Robbie was asked to inspect the area and this meant checking the area and then imagining how the world would function under the ocean and what he noticed they   Built a shopping street on the first street with a fun park on the first turn and then a Broadway musical theatre a few blocks down and Robbie took one look and said this is fantastic and then went further on and saw a very big under ocean shopping mall and Robbie was impressed in how
Each area of the under water towns is going to look and then Robbie went back to Brisbane and in about 5 more months
The entire under ocean tunnel and towns were completed but they couldn't open the tunnel at either end unroll Robbie and the safety inspector have checked it out and originally it was made so you could drive from Australia to America but they had coaches and trains and yeah this was looking great
And the under ocean Ayers Rock looked fantastic and the Broadway musical theatre looked great as well and the roads were as dry as a bone
Despite being under the ocean
And the fun park and each shopping mall were really looking great as well  and Robbie was very impressed with how his town under the ocean really looked and it has a few town parks where the kids can play and mind you it can make you wanna leave your life above ground and make you wanna live here and Robbie left getting ready for the big grand opening where the first car is going to drive right from Brisbane to Florida stopping at every truck stop and restaurant and take away along the way and Robbie will ride the first motor bike under the ocean from Brisbane to Florida and this was going to take 7 months to complete and then the under ocean world will officially be opened and Robbie pulled his bike over at the broad way theatre to catch a show and then rode his motorbike up and down the Main Street of each town and also rode his motor bike up Ayers Rock and down the other side and it wasn't as big as the rock in the centre of Australia but still was a great climb and rode into the fun park
And the zoo and took a photo of the monkeys and the rabbits
And then rode off to the motor bike through the truck stops and parks and rode through each city and then arrived in
Florida and as he entered the crowd cheered for Robbie as he reentered the top of the earth
And then all the people started driving under the ocean to start
A new life beneath the earth's surface and there will be cost that each driver in Brisbane and Florida has to pay so the under ocean village can be safe from poachers and bad people
You see you have to have a reason as simple as you are driving to the USA will cost $700 and visiting the under ocean town will cost $650 just so the village can be safe from predators you the $650 will give you a red ticket so you have the right to every shop and motel in the village and the $700 will give you a red and white ticket giving you the access to visit the shops and truck stops and letting you out the other end, and there is a $1000 fee for cars with caravans to visit every part of the village and allowed out to both ends of the countries Australia and the USA and Robbie carter was very impressed on how this village is going and Robbie made a once a year thing to go down to the village to catch a show on Broadway and then had a meal in a classy under ocean restaurant and yeah this was a success

Oh your shy very shy
You will never get the job you want because you are very shy
You want to be s s baker
Too flaming hard
You want to be lawyer
Too flaming bad
You want to be a doctor
I shake too much
I want to be a super market packer
Too ****** cheap
I want yo be an actor
Keep laughing when the teacher is showing me the ropes I want to be a waiter
But I need to understand
There is not much money involved
I want to be a security guard
Too fucken weak
I want to be s police man
Not in the eight headspace
I want to be an AFL. Player
But I need to be signed on
I hear oh your shy very shy
I am cool and you are shy
The only way to achieve your dreams in come out of your shell and i ain't gay though
I want to succeed

Oh dudey pick a bail of dudey
Oh dudey pick a bail of dudes
Me and my pal are 2 young dudes who has fun being a little
Cool dude
Oh dudey pick on a little dudey
Please oh mate won't you leave me be dude
You see I go into a club and party with the studies
And every moment I have
I enjoy partying with the dudes
Oh yeah as I party with the dudes yeah
I would have fun yeah
It is so ****** cool
You see I know a dudes a guy
And I will never have *** with a dudie but I can have fun
Partying with the dudes
You see I left one dude sitting
There because he was a Uni need but as a natural fact I should have partied with him
Because he was a cool dude
You see as I sit there drinking
***** partying with the young dudes
I enjoy every moment partying with the dudes
Dad was a bit worried when I partied with the young dudes
Because he thought they will tease me good
But as I party down with all the young dudes
I enjoy it till people started to have fights with me
I hated it I hated it
Teasing and fighting are for the dogs and cats
But I will never regret partying with the young dudes
No mate no cause I was a cool dude

You see today I saw a lady named Helen who
I helped out at vinnies way back in 2000 to 2005 and it was great to see her after all these years, you see I was trying to fit in with the other people my age
And I was fighting with my parents and Helen who was like a third parents to me
And there were times when I fought with dad and Helen said
Don't worry everything should be alright and I know she knew nothing about the fight but she showed she cares and I walked home and dad was still upset with my behaviour and unaware
That I spoke with Helen started
Disciplining me about how I acted, dad said we are trying to help you but all I was thinking about them trying to stand in
The way of the future
You see Helen is the reason I  am trying to help people and
She is also the reason why I have all these ideas on how to help the poor and she allowed me to be Santa Claus in her store and she said she will make ginger bread men for me to hand our to the children. She maybe broke a few rules there but I was given a chance to prove to everyone including Rowena that I like kids
And I ain't that bad kid chaser of my past
And yes, it worked, I did a lot of things at vinnies back in those days, work wise and going to vinnies every day gave me confidence in my future job at Ainslie village, but I learnt about what helping people involved at that place because it isn't as simple as waving a magic wand
And all poor people are saved
It requires a lot of work
And Helen's voice is in my head when I was given all these jobs
But I crashed and burned in the psych ward twice 2004 and
2013 and Helen in my head got
Me through that
You see I was remembering her
Positive attitude she gave to every customer at vinnies
She helped lyndy chamberlain
Through her ordeal with her daughter and I am suffering in ways now because I want to help people but my past of before I met Helen came back because I need a card that my past doesn't except
But I know that people are learning a lot from my art and writing and I will go with that
And Helen really helped me
She got me past my idea when
Young people are supposed to be messy and drink coke
I still am messy and drink coke
But I am careful
I don't want diabetes
Thanks Helen and dad
Be Betty and enjoy it

as i told you, that ted bundy and ed gein, sent some howling winds to canberra last night,and these pictures is what ted bunny and ed gein,
sent to my suburb of hawker, you see what they did, is pull the trees out, and trying to destroy the beauty of beetaloo street and bon rook street, and there were a few patches of snow, ted and ed are going heh heh heh heh to the people of hawker last night, you see if you live in canberra, and you still hear the howling winds, it is just ted and ed
trying to get revenge on the world, a, i fell asleep, to try and save as much of the world, as i can, because, this was a cowardly act by tedc bunny and ed gein

Ted bundy is a howling a howling a howling
Ted bundy is a howling
Over Canberra tonight
He is really out to destroy this city by bringing on strong howling winds
You see what is really happening is ted and ed are forcing themselves over the air
Making dangers to the people of Canberra
The winds are howling all around all around all around
These winds are howling all around forcing Canberra residents to panic oh yeah
Ted and ed yell out
We have the Canberra people in our trap
And it is part of our little Map
Let us take a little nap
Yeah ed and ted have us yeah

The howling wind in Canberra
On the 12 July 2016 and it is spooling the view of the TV
I have no idea of how the night
Will be? And how many people
Will be injured
I hear voices of my old school friends hating the cold wind so much
They want to one day to stop the wind
I wish the wind would go away
But it won't because ted bundy
And ed gein are up above Canberra trying to destroy the earth and with the wind in Canberra, well, tonight it's Canberra's turn
And it forces kids to where old clothes and men have to calm them down
I am trying to watch home and away and neighbours and I kept
Getting interruptions in my tv
And I am sure parents have to keep their kids safe if they are going out tonight
You see you have to live your life but these howling winds
Are getting very wild
Like a wolf in the USA
You see I can hear voices from
My mates saying leave us alone
Ted bundy because we are so tough, ted bundy put on his fan
And is set out to destroy Canberra, I have no idea what he did yet but, he has big plans
For the Canberra crowd tonight
And I handcuffed Daniel pedersons hands for him to
Help him destroy Canberra tonight rather than just tying
Up people who used to stare at him at school especially if there are heaps of things that this kind of thing can do, we can destroy the city in our way
And we will never get caught
This is only a paranormal story

Captured in the psych ward


Today Ron got out of bed and
Had cereal and toast and then went to the hdu because he found out that his usual hangout burnt down overnight
By a man who has a lot of violence in him, you see this man suffers from schitzophrenia and has these dillusions of Fire being the answer, you see when he burns something down, a voice he claims is gods but it is really
The delusions in his brain saying do it do it do it
Burn it down and collect the insurance and go overseas to travel and everything will be alright and Ron had a lot on his plate with momma rose two weeks after patty roes death
And then this strange man entered the psych ward saying
I don't belong here with no hopers and sick people and
Momma rose went over to him
And said what are you in for
And he said I torched a place down to collect the insurance
To travel around the world
And Ron came in and took the man aside and started to understand why he would do
Awful things to businesses and homes and first of all he said his name was Harry and then he said God wants me to do this, you see if I torch a place i
Can collect the insurance and go overseas and Ron said what Makes you think in your mind that anyone will give you insurance for that and Harry said God always helps the little guys just like me, you see mate
I am different from other people
And Ron said what makes you think that and Harry said you see everyone worries about not
Being able to have kids and me
I don't care because there is so much you have to do
1 look into which school to enrol
Your kids into
2 buy food so your kids don't starve
3 pick up and drop off at school
And sporting events
Ahhhhhhh
And momma rose came over
And said Harry, do you want to escape one day, I know where they keep the keys
Because I have people on the outside I want to **** or destroy
And Ron said momma rose can you please leave me and Harry alone and momma rose walked away saying **** your *******
******* and Ron decided that
Harry should be trailed on chlosophine because there are a lot of violent thoughts flying around his head and Harry said
My mate Patrick doesn't want to help me, so he planted his voice into my head saying we don't like you anymore and Ron said we need you to understand the nature of your actions and Harry said I know what I did was right for me and Ron said you need chlosophine right now
And later that day they had  dinner and then Ron bought out the medications and momma rose said I know I killed George Washington but why should I stay here I am better now
When I was a kid we went to hospital to have operations and
Not stuck here watching tv
And Harry said shut up ****
And Ron clocked off and bought pizza and retired to the couch while momma rose played nice mother to Harry
Explaining every show making Harry very mad but he just let
Momma rose talk and that was the first day of Harry


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The Paul dachs poem

You see that **** said I will get a job in Tuggeranong ACTEW
And I was looking forward to that but then some other **** came in and grabbed my job from under me and I felt like killing Paul dachs because he took the job I wanted ever so much boy is that man such a fucken ****
You see I was trying to learn
The ropes of that job
And bleeding Paul said no mate
But instead you have to work at the sewage treatment plant
And expect a lift at the end of the road
**** **** *******
Paul dachs is a total *******
He promised a job in Tuggeranong
And gave me a job at the sewage treatment plant
Which I liked till I lost my mind
Because nobody was picking me up
You see I decided to quit my day job and work on my art and writing because I feel quite relaxed and my imagination is jumping up and down
And I don't care how I treat Paul dachsy poo he is just a figmit of my past and I should not go back there because Paul dachs is a stupid poo face of a fucken ****
You see I really wanted that job
It was giving me the Chance to move on with my life
But good old Paul dachsy said
Let's give Brian a job much closer to his home with no buses going down there, and
I wish that Paul dachs gets a lesson in life saying what job are you getting us ya fucken poo face old clown
I was really looking forward
To that job and Paul thought it was too far out
I hate that dachsy poo
******* ya fucken ****
You Paul dachs ****
You were supposed to give me a job but you gave it tribey dude and that made me feel so wrong and I think you are a big rich **** and I want to never work for you again


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I lost my mind
I really lost my mind
In 2013 which was the year
Where I went to the psych ward and I totally lost my mind
I wish my mind was there
But I can't find it
I lost it
I wish I can get it back
And ask them for a piece of my mind to create inner peace
To cut a long story short
I lost my mind totally
Please dear Buddha
Can you find my mind
Please I must find it
Help get me out of this blasted cage
The cage which has my mind hanging from the roof
I sing to cut a long story short
I lost my mind
And I still haven't found it
I must find it
I really must find my mind
Which I lost on the road to nowhere


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I know I was wrong despite my intentions being good
I know I shouldn't have gone to the Easter Day at Edison park in Woden because despite me loving Easter fun it still was wrong and I looked like a strange phedsphile taking photos as ****** images
I wasn't doing that but it was a private party and I wasn't invited but at that stage in my life I was ******* with Canberra not having an Easter parade and I wanted this particular parade to be the Easter parade I was looking for
And I had to leave there because I was being inappropriate and I don't want that for myself and I went to school fetes to catch the mood of local concerts here but I was yelling at my voices and people thought I was being weird and
I was enjoying the fetes but it is a part of the school and I am not related to anyone at that school despite me enjoying the concert but I am being a tad inappropriate for turning up there and I turned up there because I was going through a stage where I liked family events and I was getting very obsessed but I enjoyed the Tuggeranong street party about 4-5 years ago because I was letting my hormones out when the dancing girls came out
Really this is quite normal and
If they hold a street party anyone should be invited to it
Or anyone should go to it
And in my eyes I wasn't being inappropriate there that was fun
And the Tuggeranong community festival is fun also
They have bands on stage as well as rides for the kids and stage activities for the older dudes but I should not take photos unless I am using it on Facebook but that will be to show the world what Canberra do to get people into the party spirit and I like the nara candle festival because they have a candle garden as well as music
And I enjoy the delicious foods they have to offer
There is nothing wrong with going to carols by candlelight at schools and on ovals as long as you don't take photos because. You will feel like a hooligan who needs a break in Hollywood
You see I was wanting to get into Hollywood and that made me practice on the street and kids were telling me they don't like me anymore at least that is what my voices were saying
You see I wanted to get closer to the people in charge of the event and publicise their event
But that can be a tad inappropriate as well, you see I am a poor adult who didn't get what he wants and I wanted to be famous so bad I would do anything even if it Seems to be inappropriate and I became popular at the poetry slam as well as the Belconnen arts centre doing plays and reading my poems and having fun and I read the poems at the mish mash variety night where I did the blokes 12 days of Christmas
And one thing I did that really cheesed people off is sending my stories on various email addresses, I was doing that to one day be noticed for what I do be noticed as a writer and an artist as well as a YouTube entertainer but I have gone to realise that doing that can lose you a lot of mates and it will be bad for my reputation
Whether I am a writer and an artist and a YouTube entertainer
The whole world prefers to just hear it the right way rather than
Sending email after email to everyone in the world
I never got a positive response doing it that way, so I stopped
I remember being told to stop taking photos at the Gungahlin Christmas party and I got very excited that people were nice to me but I wish to hell I never committed that crime back then
Because I am getting sick of being told off by security guards you see I went to the carols in the domain in Sydney and I was writing Poems about the day and just last year they told me I wasn't welcome there
And that really ****** me off
Because all I was doing last time was writing poetry about the day and I went on two holidays to Adelaide to see the Christmas parade and I intend to go there again  because it was very enterteining
I just wish Canberra did things like that but dad said it was the money they can't afford to have big parades in Canberra
But they do have the multi cultural festival and that is pretty cool and now I am doing art classes and I am trying to get into writing but people say my stories ain't family friendly
But I must write these stories because it helps the future of the world and I don't want to not go to any future family event whether it is the carols or the Candle festival
I keep having flashbacks of 2000 when my parents were watching the Olympics and I went to the pool and this young boy asked me to buy him a pack of smokes and I bought him a pack of smokes much to the store owners dismay and
He called me a ***** and the boy was laughing and I wished
That young dudes would stop using me as bait to do their ***** work because they seem to take pride in my suffering
Like the future ***** they are
You see there is nothing wrong with what I used to do but I don't want to get teased like that the kid had the problem not me
You see I am a man who needs to be given a break by these young dudes
You see I feel hurt that people want to ask me in my silly stage to buy me a pack of smokes and take pride in the man calling me a ***** and I feel that I need a break and go to family events and enjoy the concerts
Rather than people a subject to get teased by *******
There is nothing wrong with what I used to do
It is the others that have the problem
I am a real family person



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My dad now owns a cafe on Saturn
It is called the goody two shoe inn and last night I came in to the goody two shoe inn to say hello to dad and he was working with his current earth life's brother robin Williams
And the cafe was totally crowded, dad made me a vanilla methane slice and a methane smoothie and it was the tastiest I have ever tasted
You see I saw Mohammed Ali
Walk in to buy a Saturn quality beer and I can tell you over the course of the night Mohammad
Really enjoyed it and then my brother walked in and said dad
Are you working here are you
And dad said yeah, I have to keep busy up here or I will get bored from all this space junk
And dad gave my brother a can of Saturn's finest beer and then after that he served David Campbell who is dads new father and dad gave him a nice methane smoothie and David said why can't you give this service to your earth body Betty
And dad said I am trying dad and suddenly turned into his earth life Betty and this woke David up and me well I was partying with David Bowie
And mate wasn't it the best party indeed and as he sang the song all the young dudes I remembered when Patrick played that song for me
And I went to the bar to buy 17
Methane smoothies for everyone here and dad said
Enjoy your night and I said I will
And went over to the dance floor to party and I was getting down to every song that David Bowie sang especially ground control to major Tom and after David Bowie left then slim dusty entered the stage with his first song Duncan
Here goes
I would love to have a beer with Brian
I would love to have a beer with
Brian
We drink in moderation
And never no never we get rolling drunk
We drink all over Saturn
Making Brian's father very proud
I would love to have a beer with Brian cause he is my mate
I would love to have a beer with David I would love to have a beer with him
I really would love to drink with
David Campbell
Cause drinking with him can make the future all so dim
We drink all over Saturn
As he checks on his daughters last life's last life that is grand
I would love to have a beer with
David cause he is a good mate
And then I went to the bar and asked dad for another methane smoothie and dad was knocking off so me and my brother and dad had a few drinks before they woke up
And I stayed at the club and had many more methane smoothies as I partied all over
An Aussie Saturday morning

Party zone with johnny Brown


Johnny'. Hi guys and welcome to party zone and without further ado here is a song from
The ***** hater and no one here will like him I can tell you

***** hater'
The drunks of Australia
Have made their choice
Getting drunk and bashing people up
The drunks of Australia have actually learnt
That their behaviour is so disruptive
You see it is me sitting in this bar drinking everything that came out like taquila and kalua
And a nice cold beer
You see a big mean biker dude
Came up to me and said
You are singing about my friends
And I said
The drunks of Australia have
Made their choice
Getting drunk and bashing people up oh yeah
The drunks of Australia
Should actually learn
Their behaviour is so disruptive
You see I went over to the stage
To put $20 in the bucket because this band asks for donations to help support their kid in chile, as usual there was
A lot of money there but as a natural fact everyone in here is a helper apart from
The drunks of Australia have made their choice
Getting drunk and bashing people up
The drunks of Australia
Should actually learn
Their behaviour is quite disruptive
Johnny'. Thank you ***** hater
And now here is Toby with his
Song about partying
Toby'. I wanna party I wanna party
All ****** day and night
I will upload my song about bullying on YouTube to raise
Awareness that it is wrong
To bully
I wanna party I wanna party
All day and night
I will post this song on hello poetry to inspire people
To feel good about posting their
Stuff
I wanna party I wanna party
Like meat loaf and noiseworks
And twisted sister
I said pass the carrots please
And then I went upstairs to yell at my son using the army is better than music gag
I wanna party I wanna party
I wanna get wasted every day and night
I really wanna party dudes
Johnny' thank you Toby
And now here is mentally ill Harry
Harry'. I go to see my case manager to get a script for seroquel
It is ****** ****** annoying
How they don't give it to me
I don't  spend that long away from my phone
Please please please  I want
You understand that we ain't robots mate and my beard and glasses and my filthy feet and hands and toe nails and finger nails about as long as a tree branch
Please provide me with a script for seroquel please please please
Johnny thank you Harry
And we will see you next time on party zone bye


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I am wearing my nice warm black jacket
It keeps me warm
It keeps the rain off me
It makes me look satisfied
Like a professional writer or
Something similar
It makes me look grown up
And I feel very snazzy
It shows I like to go out and party
Like to a restaurant to buy a
Nice hot pizza and coke
And I feel like I can live forever
Because the jacket brings back memories of my childhood
Like, I remember back when I lived in Woodberry which is near Newcastle
Where me and my brother both had black jackets and this made us both very cool, in a hip way
Maybe we were imitating fonzie
On happy days
And both me and my brother
Were using our imaginations
To improve fonzie' character
I said we could give fonzie a disguise and put his black jacket on to outsmart burglars
My brother said fonzie doesn't
Have a disguise and I said
If you use your imagination he can


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Winter is very cold
We need to make a nice
Hot soup with lamb and vegetables
Or going to the football
To do the BBQ
Geez that keeps me nice abs warm
It is almost july
And the have a big ice skating
Rink in the city centre
Fun for the kids
To take their minds off the cold
Having a hot coffee in a coffee shop
And if you don't like coffee
Try a hot chocolate with a nice
Marshmallow
Yeah that sounds tasty
And it will keep you warm
You might feel like cheering
On your favourite football team
You will put on you football scarf and beanie
There is a new alcoholic
Beverage that can warm you up
You know, like brandy but not brandy
Some people go for a powerful run to keep them warm
The cold feeling is being replaced
By hot wet looking sweat
But one thing we must understand
That when it is winter for us
It will be summer in the other
Side of the world
We need to share our seasons


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My cat goes MEOW
Expecting food
Runs around the yard
Catching mice
Gives us allergic reactions
Gets cranky in stormy weather
MEOW MEOW MEOW
The cat goes meow
What is his favourite food
Whiskas
Fancy feast
Snappy Tom
The cats of Australia
Have made their choice
Snappy Tom oh snappy Tom
MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Says the mother cat
Who just gave birth to 7 little kittens
Butch
Brutus
Sooty
Lucky
Snoopy
Cuddles
Jade
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Enjoy your food
Little ***** cat


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Sugar rush rush rush oh yeah rush
I have a sugar rush
I deserve a coke and a nice cream bun oh yeah let's party on
You see sugar hangs around at parties
I wish it fucken wouldn't
But it does you see it can pump up the young
And provide muscle which
Could later be celiate
I love to have a sugar rush
Like a nice finger bun with honey oh so tasty as
I need to have a sugar rush
Like a nice vanilla milkshake
And a mud cake yeah it tastes so great
What about bubble gum or
Chewing gum the best items for your sugar rush
You see ***** cranberry has
Sugar as well as alcohol
So you get your sugar rush and alcohol fix
How cools that
The reason why kids are hypo active because they have a sugar rush that happens every day
Sugar rush rush rush oh yeah
Come in to the witch's gingerbread house to taste more sugar to fatten you up
But you must say to the witch
You can't get me dude
Sugar rush sugar rush
Rush rush rush
Enjoy sugar every day dudes


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The evil spirits are flying around
My head making me evil and stupid things like making me see people fighting who look just like me that Is evil spirits
I don't want those evil spirits
You see I used to get in fights
With my dad and the evil spirits
Forced s drinker to call dad a great big old fogie and I hate **** people yelling at me when
I say no because I come to realise that I can't help everyone I remember being treated like s worthless heap of ****
I don't want to See or hear evil
Of any kind and when this man
Said I had evil spirits around me
I said the only evil I have is you
Christian and I have itchy hair showing every time I tried to be a man  I hated people in Canberra back then because I was a friendly person who got teased once in a while
I want these evil spirits
I hated people treating me like
cool kid to a fight
I hated being treated like a ****** old woman because I am willing to help everyone
But I don't want to help anyone
Unless they are poor and suffering
I used to have people try and take my man away from me
For the simple reason because they wanted to help people as well and they wanted to get in
The pants of women who I was talking to and the evil spirits flew around my head
When I was on the bus I used to
Be heckled by people on the bus and they said you probably won't see me again and i felt hurt because I, all my life wanted muck around with everyone and I also wanted to be a fun loving guy and hated
Being a cool kid or man to a tease I hated it because I wanted to do what I wanted to
Do rather than do what others want to do
I don't want to fight
I am not a hooligan
I don't want to join the robbers


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Dad and robin singing on Jupiter

Robin'. I drank with my finger
On Mork and Mindy and I said
Good morning Vietnam really loud on the radio but now I am dead and I am jimmy Barnes's
Grandson billy and I sing working class man up here on Jupiter as well as singing driving wheels and I remember all of my comedy Shows I did on earth and I wonder what my current earth body will be when he grows up but he is showing a bit of me
Barry'. I used to be a computer nut in my old Allan family and
In the end of my life my eldest son was wanting to be famous
And if I knew that he would be satisfied with a few plays with mental health I mightn't have died but I did and now I am jimmy barnes's granddaughter
Betty and no matter what I am in this life, I might be famous
You will never know but even if I just relax while I do it rather than rushing around the world but rushing around can be fun
If you do it right
I don't want to say your like me and mummy but I was worried about the teasing back then
Despite it looking a bit weird
I just wanted the best for Brian
Back then but now I am Betty
Looking forward to enjoying my new family with David and Lisa Campbell
Robin and Barry'
Party on party on party on
The way to ****** be
If we get into the right party spirit we cab show the world how to party
Yeah our earth bodies are only young and cool but we are having fun dudes
Your like me and mummy
Neh, that life is dead


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a ***** went partying

in the club friday night

where he met up with kenneth

trying to ruin his rep

party on yeah dude party on oh yeah

party on yeah dude party on oh yeah

a ***** went partying

in the club friday night

when he met up with susan

who had some champagne

she said, do you wanna share some of this

the ***** said YES

as

a ***** went partying

in the club friday night

he met up with thomas

who said just one word at a time

which was party, the ***** said who with

thomas said everybody

oh yeah let’s party come on dudes, party

a ***** went partying

in the club friday night

when he met up with brian

with a bourbon and coke

brian said, what do you want

wild turkey or jim beam

the ***** said, whatever you choose i’ll enjoy it, i guarantee it

the ***** went partying

in the club friday night

when he met up with caleb

who said, have you had enough

the ***** said no, not yet

i want to have 4 bottles of XXXX

and sink them down with you

the ***** went partying

in the club friday night

where he met up with peter

who says PARTY ON MATE

cause peter will drink any drink you put in front of him

and sometimes he will take someone else’s drink

like the *****’s

so the ***** went partying

down the club friday night

and with all the alcohol he drank

he gazed into the night

and say, PARTY RIGHT, DUDES

time to go home mr *****

abcdefg

now i know my xyz

i bought myself a nice v dub

for my birthday, it was pretty fun

you see as i sing my abc

please dudes, won’t you join in with me

ya see as i sing

abcdefg

i want to get down and party

you see with that nice vdub

i got for my special day

for the blasted car broke down

crossing the first bleeding bump

abcdefg

come on ‘dudes’ party with me

my old mate gave me another vdub

i hope this car won’t break down

on the first bleeding bump

cause if it does i will trade it in

to a ford or holden or toyota, oh yeah

abcdefg

i want a new carolla, oh yeah

you see that car has a lot of grunt

better than my two vdubs

you bet your life it is

now i know my xyz

next time won’t you party with me

gotta eat an egg roll

gotta see an egg roll

baby make it ****** roll

yeah it sounds so cool

i like an egg roll

for my breakfast dude

i would try an egg roll

yeah, how cools that, dude

you see if i ate an egg roll

my taste would smell like a chicken pen

and i go out to collect the eggs

i am thinking of making my egg roll

i want to see an egg roll

i will put egg custard in my glass

and add some ***** in it

cause that is what ***** is for

it is to make an egg roll

a beautiful tasty yummy chewey egg roll

i want to have an egg roll

i really want an egg roll

to put it in my gob with a cup of coffee or tea or drinks for me

you see i wanna have an egg roll

a super tasty egg roll

you see my egg roll can be filled with bacon

and it can be a smoking’, i’m not joking

i just want my tasty egg roll, with bacon

you are so dumb indeed

you want the chance to be free

everyone in the cosmos cheers for me and mummy

to beat this world indefemtly

god is just a cause to worry

mainly brought out by the fear of your parents

you see i can say shut up dummy

and you will listen unless you are square, yeah

dummy dummy you are a little dummy

you have no brains unless it is in your tiny toe

i am a man who loves life, i am not a dummy, mate

i want to liver life to the full

but instead you put me in front of that bull

and say sit there dummy, let the bull attack

i say no, don’t let him leave the rack

i am a technology ****

and i just vomited **** in the toilet, discussing, hey

hey hey hey is in the paddock where the horses are

but it might be in your mouth when you are trying to be a conservative ****

i hear dad say, shut up dummy, but i prefer to be a cool cat

yeah, dudes, lets party on

in every club in this god forsaken town

you say shut up dummy as much as you like

you know way back in the olden days when i wanted my mates to call me spike

i will get on the poetry slam stage and grab the mike

and read the poem with shut up dummy in my head

i don’t want it, i don’t want it, leave me alone

neh, he will say, as he wants to sit there saying yeah mate continuously teasing all night

i know you are saying shut up dummy oh yeah

but you must remember i am a person oh yeah

i don’t want you to go yeah mate continuously mate, and i don’t want to get callas dummy

but i still hear the words shut up dummy and yeah mate

i have no idea why it’s in my head, i just think it’s because i am a techno ****

shut up dummy stop teasing me, man

causa i am the coolest dude in the land

this is a true story about last wednesday night, STOP

i wish people would stop KNOCKING on my door at 2 am

in the morning because through those hours, i am sound asleep

and i don’t want to answer the fucken door to you

because people don’t have respect for other people

i am trying to sleep to sleep and i hear voices

of people knocking on my door trying to get in

and i don’t think people are trying to find out what i am doing

i was having voices of people saying i am easy-meat

but i am not easy-meat

i just don’t want to have strangers knocking on my door

can i have a smoke can i have a beer, and you will get high

or do you want to party, mind you i like partying, but i want to

i remember answering the door to a person in Newcastle

because he thought i was easy-meat

i don’t want to be known as easy-meat, i want to be known as strong-willed

and i was totally frightened but if i don’t answer the door

everything will be alright

if i hear the words easy-meat easy-meat, you are such easy-meat

I WILL SAY NO, i am not easy-meat and i prefer just to be treated like a man who loves life

cause i do love life, so, stop treating me like easy-meat

i prefer to help people in my own time

not at 2 in the morning, though

when i am trying to ****** sleep

and i would prefer not to be treated like easy-meat

cause i am not

you gotta know how to get anywhere in this world

to become like me

you gotta like the poor better than the rich

oh yeah like me

you gotta party right

and make it ****** out of sight

and you must know every bus route to everywhere, mate

to become like me

you must be nice to every person, buddy

to become like me

you must respect one another richer or poorer

to become like me

if anyone says that your a little scaredy cat just because you look a tad lonely

you must find it in your heart to ignore  those people

if you wanna be like me

you can’t online teasing worry you if you wanna be like me

cause those people are just expressing their opinions just like me

i know they are sometimes horrible

but you can’t let them bother you

cause this world is for everyone, dudes, rich or poor

you can’t be a racist ****, mate

if you wanna be like me

cause racists don’t care, no way no fear

you see if we except racists into this world

there will no more fighting, and that is what we want, mate

you see you must be into partying if you wanna be like me

you must drink coke and not worry about losing teeth

if you wanna be like me

cause your dentures can cost you over $1000

the party will never die, if you wanna be like me

you must let hair down and really party

you have to really chill out, dude

to be like ‘******’ me

for i am a young dude

and i do my art and my writing

and i can get you a root

with anyone in this world

elle macpherson would be nice you say

i can get you a root with her any day

kylie minogue would be pretty rad ya see

i can get you a root with her yeseree

what about lisa wilkinson from the today show

i can get you a root with her any day, buddy

don’t call me buddy for it’s so downgrading

cause if you call me buddy i won’t get you a woman

do you want a woman

i can get ya one

i can find a beautiful woman

so i can ****** my way in

for i am a ******

i have the prefect woman in my data base

that you’ll be interested in

so do you wanna see the woman

i have lined up for you

or do you wanna be square

cause if you are square

you won’t be able to get there

cause with my kind of woman mate,

you’ll be happy

**** beautiful tremendous women

see i am a little young dude

just put your head in my lap

and i will handball it back to you, dudes

cause i am a cool young dude who has a lot of fun

i can find ya a woman and then

i will give  ya a kick up the ***

for i am a young dude a little young dude

who loves life a lot

with a dad that wants to stay in my life

by getting in my ****** way

yeah mate yeah mate, i am the coolest dude around

cool people don’t fight

cool people find women for less fortunate people

i give women to people in reference they will leave me alone

i am a young dude little young dude, i am a little young dude

****** oath i am a guy, cause i wanna be young all my life

want a woman, i can get you one RIGHT NOW

i am a young dude

a very cool young dude

i am happy all the time

then a bully came up to me

and said

i will take your young dude away

you see i go to the movies

and i see a flick that is grand

and then this bully came up to me and said

i will take your young dude

i don’t want that for i am cool, man

the coolest dude in the world

i said you can’t take my young dude away

because you are a spas

i am a young dude

a cool young dude

i love life oh yes i do

then this bully came up to me

and took my young dude away

i love life oh yes i do yeah

i will party like a young dude does

sure i might be disabled

but i am better than this bully

oh yeseree

i might be a spaz i might be a geek

or even a dweeb

but no bully in their right mind

will ever take my young dude away

ummmmmmmm he has battled so many times

ummmmmmmm his religion and titles and illness

ummmmmmm he was the greatest fighter that ever lived

ummmmmmm  in more ways than one

ummmmmmm he used the catch phrase float like a butterfly sting like a bee

ummmmmmm  he lit the atlanta olympic flame when he was

ummmmmmm  let's just say he was a fighter

ummmmmm  he is holding the fight in the heavens

ummmmmmm  it surely took a long time for his illness to defeat him

ummmmmm  he will be given a nice new boxing ring in the clouds

ummmmmm  so his next earth body can perform the same miracles

ummmmmm  yeah he has parkinsons but he didn’t let it defeat him

ummmmmmm he might be dead but not defeated

ummmmmmm he might be dead but not defeated

ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmm ummmmmmm

RIP cassius marcekkus clay RIP MOHAMAD ALI

ummmmmmm i hope you defeat many people in the afterlife

so your next earth body can live on ummmmmmm ummmmmmm ummmmmm

there is nothing like a nice cold beer on a nice cold day at the footy

slap bang in the middle of winter

yeah why do people drink cold in cold

it doesn’t make sense to me

and the cold has to always be beer

why can’t the cold be a coke or lift or a glass of water

but i suppose that is a bogan thing i guess

It is time that i decide to stop drinking beer because

if i don’t i will look like a bogan

and that will make me totally sick in an awful way

because bogan’s have such a lot of issues

when they celebrate each other’s birthdays

they celebrate the last day they got smashed

and half of those stories

are enough to bore you to ****** tears

because they are repeating the same stories over and over again

about getting flaming drunk

but i can’t seem to understand why people

think it’s fine to get drunk and act tough

I know i sort of did, but not as bad as them, i should think not

they somewhat think they are grownups

but i can’t seem to see it in them

yeah they can have their nice cold beer on a nice cold day

and enjoy it, well, let them think they are having fun anyway

I love to p;lay my stereo very loud

so loud, it can wake up the dead

and force them into total panic

I love to thrash out heavy metal

and every day i say to myself

i like the loud music

It doesn’t have to be heavy metal

It could be 80s disco or 70s disco

we could arrange big parties

with bourbon and coke and beer and champagne

we sit the the stereo on our shoulders near our ears

we suddenly go deaf from the blasting sound

the lead singer of AC/DC had to opt out of the band

TOO MUCH LOUD MUSIC TOO MUCH LOUD MUSIC

sometimes the stereo could be for aerobics

where all of our friends gather together

to keep themselves fit

so that one day the earth will be healthy

and the heavy metal will be needed to chill by

he is a real nowhere man

sitting in the dunny can

waiting for this wonderful world

to become more peaceful

he understands our point of view

from the ladies and the men

yeah this is the time this land

has ro be at peace

you see kind sir he believes in god

and he is a silly sod

looks like he came out of s giant pod  for everyone

you see he is a real nowhere man

sitting in the dunny can

waiting for the world to become more peaceful

it could take a very long time

at least he has a nice tasty wine

as he sits in the dunny can

waiting for the peaceful world

that might not come

the rich don’t understand his point of view

so he goes to the sink to ****** spew

as he sits in the funny can

waiting yeah sor this hard done by world

to become more peaceful

as he sits in there drinking his wine

he started coughing all the horrible smells

he gets whilst sitting in the dunny can

waiting for the world to become more peaceful

and so it will

peanut butter peanut butter

is good for your ma and good for ya papa

you see i put peanut butter on bread

abour 23 times, i buy 2 loaves of bread

and i make 23 peanut butter sandwiches

i enjoy it, as the peanut butter sticks to the bread

and my mouth, i love peanut butter sandwiches

they are very nice for me to eat

but it’s high in fat and eating too many peanut butter sandwiches

can be fatal, you see i look like a little young dude

walking aroung with white sox and a tracksuit

eating my peanut butter sandwiches

you see i vision young women or men put

peanut butter all over their legs

to make a pornographic movie

i visioned a young mate mark ward legs

sticky like peanut butter

peanut butter peanut butter very sticky as you bite

get your mouth sticking together

i remember those days of going to the kitchen up and back up and back

making peanut butter sandwiches i still want that

but if had it now, i would get up to 170 kilos

so if you eat peanut butter peanut butter

it is great to enjoy a spread of peanut butter

to enjoy every day and night

i am a fine eater i eat everything

i feel like eating chocolate and many other things

and i feel like giving up and i have a craving

a craving for toothpaste

but i don’t wanna eat it because it is for teeth

i feel like drinking orange juice as well as chocolate

i eat chocolate and i gain weight

i want to stop eating junk food

he;s eating junk food, he’s like us now man

i feel like a chocolate bar as well a a chocolate mousse

i feel like a packet of biscuits as well as a big bottle of coke

please stop theser cravings please stop these cravings

like LOLLIES, YUMMY OLE LOLLIES, makes you fat but still tastes great

lollies put on a lot of excess weight, too much sugar

i am 162 kg, from eating too much sugar

yeah, dudes, my sugar count is high

i like cheesecake or vanilla slices as well as butter popcorn

which, that tastes soooooo nice, like me, i guess

i feel like two flavoured milks which can put on a lot of kilos

and i feel like a nice packet of mint slice biscuits and a 2 litre bottle of lemonade

lovely lemonade, and a 2 litre bottle too, and a beautiful sponge cake

sugar causes diabetes, and diabetes is caused by too much sugar

and i buy a tub of ice magic and pour it all over the ice cream

yes, i do feel like a tub of ice cream

and i have a sweet tooth a very big sweet tooth

chocolate and vanilla slices and milkshakes make me tick

and the yummy ole lollies make me feel happy

but each ounce of sugar i do eat can add on the weight

like every bottle of coke i do drink refreshes my mouth and body

like red coke and vanilla coke and coke life and coke zero really adds the fucken flavour

i do a poem in the poetry slam and coke is my reward

i was walking today and i smelt the wonderful cake in my fat body

i don’t want to be fat, but the sugary is solo addictive

the toothpaste is so addictive, but i must stop myself

i know i have a sweet tooth but i need to look further down

because sugar causes belly problems and dental problems

and my mental illness medication is making me crave all these wonderful foods

like hamburgers and chips and mexican nachos and cream buns

puts on weight, i can’t resist i ****** can’t resist, it’s clogging up my arteries

but i can’t seem fro stop the cravings

money buys sugary foods and drinks, i feel poor

i want to be rich and resist  these foods, i would love to have mates

but i am poor and i can’t resist these foods

i hear old school chums calling out to me, eat it brian eat it brian eat it brian

sometimes i can’t resist not to

but i want to, i will eat all these foods in one day

who can give you chocolate for many times you knew

who can rip the strawberry out of strawberries and cream lollies yeah

yeah i can eat a whole packet of marshmallows and strawberries and cream

as well as milk bottles and freddo frogs as well as a packet of 10 cherry ropes

i can eat chicken twists and cheese twists

as well as a packet of cheese and bacon *****, again too much sugar or saturated fats

bad for me very very bad for me, but i still eat it

i got addicted to coke when i was buying my second coke, and the lady said

you must be very very thirsty, mind you i was very thirsty but the sugar put coke ahead of water

and i went to the club and had a few sugary cokes and i bought a few packets of saturated fat crisps

as well as another sugary chocolate bar, i was thinking sugar is better than alcohol

but they both are as bad as each other

it is a lot of food to consume

who loves orange soda, brian loves orange soda is it true, yes i do i do i do oh yeah

you see food is the wicked witch and your body are the children she has

today i bought a nice sumo salad, a takeaway option

and i had two oranges as well as two dips, still bad, but all this are my preferences for a dessert i don’t need