Hi I am a hooligan who loves to play heavy metal really loud
And as I play it I blast out anyone who ever bullied me
In my life
You see I am a hooligan who is playing cool for the family people as I listen to me heavy metal music I go heh heh heh to anyone who teases me
Because nobody messes with me but when I say I am a hooligan I mean I party and I enjoy life and with a bottle of coke I will celebrate life
You see coke adds life ya see
Ya see at the moment I am listening to van Halen and they want to dedicate their song tonight to anyone in love
You see my toes are itchy
Full of tinnea and I hear onion cracking between the toes
But as I said I am a hooligan who believes in partying to
Rock and roll
I will party to rock and roll all night
As I sit there watching it
I go heh heh heh to my former bully because he probably prefers to muck with the adults treating me like a hooligan to a tease people but I am a family hooligan
Heh heh sir under me family bully and i told van Halen I was very cool, dudes