Yesterday I got on an action bus
Headed for Tuggeranong
And tony Parker and my brother Chris and a few of his friends were on the bus too
It went the normal way until it got to black mountain and because of covid 19 the bus stopped and told everybody to get out and social distance and I was listening to twisted sister and KISS and we all found it hard to get off this bus at this point especially when nobody was paying attention to the driver and then the driver got the police to come to distance everyone and we all complained saying we want to get to our destination and we don’t want to be here and the driver said I am sorry but that is the way the cookie crumbles and I got out some of my chocolates and started to eat them and some of the other passengers wanted some but I said NO and they told me to ******* and o just ignored her but I couldn’t ignore the driver as he said as I started to board the bus ‘don’t get on the bus yet and everybody was complaining saying please ignore the covid rules please ignore the signs that we ain’t social distancing just take us to our fucken destination because this is a bus
We all need to get to where we want to go
So let us go

Hi my name is Briano alliano and welcome the Jupiter early Christmas party
And the first song is this
Santa Claus came through the computers
Through the computers
Through the computers
Santa Claus came through the computers
Every Christmas Eve night
He will drop presents down cyber space
Cyber space oh cyber space
Making Johnny and frank and tommy and Ryan and many more kids to count
Santa Claus came through the computers
Through the computers
Through the computers
Santa Claus came through the computers
Briany is a cool boy
Who is trying to be good
But nowadays it is harder to go down chimneys because nobody has one no more
But how about sending Santa’s sleigh
Down through cyber space
And and and send
Santa Claus through the computer
Through the computer
Through the computer
Santa Claus came through your computer
Each and every year
Cause daddy has a brand new computer
Just for you this year
Yes daddy gave me a brand new computer
For everybody to see this year

And now here is my funny jingle bells 2020

Dashing through the year
Was the covid 19
Yes the coronavirus has been making
Everybody sick
Victoria copped it bad
And footy started and finished late
I was unhappy that Richmond and storm won but at least Christmas will be cool
Jingle bells jingle bells
Party on at home
Covid 19 is keeping all the people from having fun yeah
Jingle bells jingle bells
Please find a vaccine
So we can go out and party again
Without worrying about touching
You see when you take the kids
To see good ole Santa Claus
You have to book online
And social distancing
So what you have to do
Is stand back and say to Santa
I want a book and a toy to play with
And then get our photo taken
Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa still will come
Covid 19 is really bad
But it doesn’t spoil the hype
Jingle bells party on
At home to be safe
Singing Christmas carols on YouTube mate
Party party party yeah

That was covid jingle bells and now here is
We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
In these covid 19 times
The party will still be on
No matter what is on
We wish you a merry Christmas
In the covid 19 year
Party on dudes

Thanks and I will see ya next time

You see I am feeling tired and off
To ****** bed I have a Christmas party
With ***** to soothe my head
But what I actually see is
People partying everywhere
You see I was having an alcohol
All over my fucken eggnog
Like I saw a chocolate
Getting stuck in my arteries
You see I miss my dad but I. Know
He is with David and Lisa yeah
I am singing we’re not going to take it
With a bourbon in my hand
I sing tomorrow from Annie
Yes I feel really fucken rad
I watch reruns of Becker
Seinfeld and everybody loves Raymond
They celebrate Christmas differently
To normal family shows
I like watching Halloween shows
I love to scare my brother
But sometimes when I scare him
It backfires on me
I want to do singing
Learning songs I like to sing
I want to teach the world to sing
I was drinking with my mate Paul berenyi
Floating around the solar system together
And I welcomed Jeanie little to the cosmos
With her oh darling flaming attitude
She will be missed
My Nsnna really loved her
Now she sings occasionally on YouTube
As J R R
I put my Christmas tree up
Right near my teddy bears
You see I get up from my comfortable bed
To sleep sitting down
I see my friend lucky Scott daxton
Giving me a big frown
I was bad back then
And sometimes my mind tells me
That I should just try and relax
And sometimes sweat my lungs out
I watch shameless and it teaches me a lot
Of how people can get when they drink
Too much alcohol well I am glad I gave up
I sang you never care for secrets I confide
You see I was an ornament to my old trainers Facebook page
He pushed me hard and took my sugar
I found it very hard
But all he cared for was
Making him look good
I want things to go well
For me like they did in 2010
Everyone has baggage though
And I don’t want to have bad baggage on me
I want to learn jingle bells
And all I want for Christmas is you
And we sing let it snow let it snow
I Like silent night
And today I learned to learn songs starting with A B of flaming C
I am Brian Allan I like Bryan Adams
His name sounds like mine
I wish people treated me well
So I. could sleep longer rather than get up at two
Party party party with all the dead
I don’t believe in death though
Just passing from old life to new life

Joe Biden
Thank you for electing me your president
Donald trump
Thank you for giving me the golf course
Joe Biden
I will help America get you through this pandemic
Donald trump
I don’t care as long as I can play golf
Joe Biden
I will support Obama care like what used to happen
Donald trump
Playing golf helps me
Joe Biden
I will support the United States of America
Donald trump
As long as I play golf I will be supported
Donald trump
Who cares I don’t want to concede defeat
I prefer to play golf
Just play golf
Fake news as won

Having fun having fun
Having so much fun
Not breaking any laws
Opening many doors
Yes I am having fun
You see I wanna be a video streamer
I prefer it to a cleaner
It has a life I want to have
I have got a new bed
For Margaret John and Greg
But they don’t want it
So I will use it rest my young fresh leg
Party up in the solar system yeah
I used to be a rebel
Nearly getting kicked out of my house
For bad language
And I know how it feels to be not wanted
But now I have my teddies
On my cupboard and in my bedding
Yes I am cool oh yeseree
I watch shameless cause it is about
A poor family with an alcoholic dad
You see I occasionally was like him
Bit o was trying to be young
And I had a lot of fun
With my party on dude kinda ways

Glenn Johnston never never cared
About my future goals
Unless they had something to do with
Fitness oh yeah
To him I was an ornament
On his Facebook page
You see he pushed me hard
Even if I lost weight
He’ll make me lose more
It was such a pain ya see
You see I won a medal
For losing the most weight
But I would prefer to win
An award in relations to my art
He said to always run
And he never cared
And he only did support worker
For the money yeseree
All he really cared about
How good it made him look
Like one of his clients
Was actually doing well
I am glad Glenn is in gaol
Because he was a ****
Never cared for my future goals in work
He probably said it was unfair
That I was getting help
While he had to figure it out for himself
But he wanted to push discipline into you
To make me fully functional oh yeah
I hate that ****** ****
Glenn Johnston needs to change
Because he has no right to
Push discipline especially
When he doesn’t follow it himself
You see being perfect was his game
But that isn’t my game
******* ya ****

Donald trump is a
Baby baby really bad baby
When he throws a tantrum
If he loses an election
You see an election should
Be chosen by peoples votes
But if good old Donald trump
Doesn’t get his way
He just throws a tantrum like a baby
But if you must know
Babies are cute
Donald trump isn’t cute
He is a pain in the ***
He should graciously accept defeat
Like a real adult
At least he would say that if he wins
That man is a baby
A real right wing **** of a baby
And the problem is he is even more like
A baby when he gets his republican friends
To join in
Baby baby Donald trump is a baby
Throwing a tantrum
Complaining about life
What a ****** baby
Why not accept joe Biden is the bigger man
But tromp will never accept that
Anyone is bigger than him
He is a baby a tantrum throwing baby
Get over it trump
Biden is just too good