I had it all made before Glenn my trainer
Came along
I finally got Canberra to respect I like to party
And I finally got Canberra to respect me as a person
No, I had it all made before Glenn my trainer came along
I watched the wallabies even if they lose
I cheered for the raiders with cool people
And if they won I would be happy
I still like to exercise
But the cool people liked everything I did
But when Glenn my trainer came along
He said shape up
Write proper stories
Don’t be lazy
Walk quickly don’t walk slow
No, I had it made
I was able to make Canberra realise
That there is nothing wrong with being lazy
Especially on a Sunday
And Glenn my trainer treated me like a robot
To make me a fully functioning human being
I don’t want to be a fully functioning human being
I go on the bike 15 minutes at a time
But Glenn my trainer made me do
41000 steps a day
And I refused because I am not a machine
Yes, I had it made before Glenn my trainer came along
I did what I wanted to do
Yes today I do my exercises
And I can have fun
But I want people to like me for what I am
As opposed to the fully functional human being that Glenn my trainer wanted me to be
I tell you I had it made

Chicken burgers fries and coke
And after that you have a smoke
You are a very big dope
Eating chicken burgers fries and coke
Every day seems the same
Some young people say your lame
But they go to KFC
To get a chicken burger just for me
Bidney Bidney bidney
Is what I em saying tonight
And if my team losss
They won’t go down
Without a fight
Watching cricket
Feeling rad
Chicken burgers
Are a fad
Watching Beethoven for his birthday
I am a man you are a kid
I know more than you ever did
About what to eat at restaurants yeah
Even if it makes you fat
You don’t care
Chicken chicken chicken
Burgers fries and coke
Stops anxiety yes it does
Unless you are a negative man

I don’t really think that looking up
Is worth going to the psych ward for
You see the psych ward is like prison
And I hate the sight of the place
If you sit in the foyer
Doing your writing
People threaten to rip it all up
No looking up isn’t psych ward material
Even if it is anxiety
And pushing on your brain
Just do art or watch cricket mate
Or watch YouTube live streams
If you feel anxious I will feel
People are out to get me
I feel I could get robbed
Even if I don’t get robbed outside
So when I feel anxiety coming
I do art I drink water
I watch sport I do writing
To get bad thoughts out of my head
Just write anxiety out of me
And then try and relax
If it is hard to relax mate
Just tie yourself to your bed
And squeeze the anxiety out of your body
But try not to squeeze hard enough to ****
Just pretend the evil spirits get on you
And hold for a short ransom
Please don’t send please don’t send
Me to the psych ward
Because I am too cool for that place
Even if looking up could send me there

We are the mighty Canberra Raiders
We got revenge on the roosters yeah
It was only 22-18 by 4 points
But our performance was totally rad
I haven’t seen the raiders
Play like this since 1994
They are the best
They put the roosters to the test
Yes the mighty green machine yeah
We are up against the storm next week
For a place in the grand
Who will win who will win
Well, I hope the raiders do
Cause they are playing good
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
The roosters don’t Knos what hit em
Go the mighty green machine
An emotional heartfelt win
Congrats Canberra Raiders

I want o work
But people are trying to
Treat me like easy meat
Like one fucken **** tried
To get my bank details
And I stupidly gave them to him
Because he said he was from
ACTEW but I know now
And I will never make that
Mistake again
I should say that I might find it
Hard in a job because people
Will think I am easy meat
A target to tease
Once I gave a 14 year boy
A packet of smokes
And the owner of the shops
Was tearing strips off me
And the boy
Well he was just having fun
Teasing me
Like these stupid scammers on
Phone they here having fun
Teasing me too
Everyone is teasing me
Everyone is making my life
Difficult
I never get phone calls from
Friends just scammers
Never give your bank details
To scammers
They won’t get my money
Cause my account is frozen
Till I get a letter
But I heard so many people get caught up
Next time I say
I am mr gobbly goop
And I am the mayor
Of your fantasy planet you live in
Thru will never beat me
And tomorrow I wanna get up
To watch the marlins play
At 5am
Please leave me alone teasers

My friend Daniel Sanderson was annoying me, ya know wanting to **** himself in November and I did nothing to stop him because of his short fuse he has about his ****** life so every night I went to the spirits of my previous lives and started to wonder how can I understand Daniel because even if he wants to end his life I would miss him, so last Thursday my previous life Graeme Thorne really got inside Daniels head with a very strong anxiety attack and the next day he was in the psych ward and I want him to be ok even if he has eye problems and overweight and let’s not forget the problems with his knee and I know I can’t live In the past when we were all younger but I just don’t want him to **** him self
Because he says mentally ill people can’t
Change the world
Be who they want to be
Have big groups of friends
Etc etc etc
Just because he doesn’t
And I wanted him to stop talking about
Doing the cowards way out by killing himself
But I need to understand him
But best of all I want him to get the help he needs
I don’t think I am the psych ward type
Because I love my life too much to want
To **** myself
I am not visiting him
Just talking on the phone to him
Covid and I don’t want him to drag me down
I thank Graeme for giving him enough anxiety to get the help he needs

i like watching youtube
but not shows that i hate
people tried to convince me to get netflix
to make my life so good
so now i am sharing it with my mum
and i gave her the money
i watched shows like
good witch
*** education
baby
heartland
the ranch
one day at a time
fuller house
shameless
greenleaf
dear white people
mr iglesias
and a movie titled night school
and many many more
netflix is very good
the shows are great
and it gets me away from the crap
on free to air television and for sport i have kayo
where i can watch
Indian premier league cricket
AFL
NRL
BBL and WBBL CRICKET women and men
Aleague soccer
NFL
NHL
rugby union
baseball
basketball NBA NBL
you see i get good use out of netflix and kayo
and way cheaper than FOXTEL
i am a cool adult, man