Beautiful she was,
All sleek pine and cotton wool rigging
A beautiful deck made for a'spying
And a secret cabin boudoir fit for a king

Plenty of nautical miles ahead
Just open sky blue and free
So shiver me timbers and come take my hand
We'll take the Mimosa to sea

2 eyes full of mischief
And soft tender lips
A nose in the centre
And sometimes reddened, bright cheeks
A pair of ears in which to listen
A beard to keep it all warm
Attached to kissable neck and strong shoulders
For everyone else's burdens to form
Enveloping warm arms
Offer a steady embrace
Get brought in closer by the arms
And then fall deeply for the face
A chest made of ink and skin and hair
A thistle, a heart beating
Fluttering and feeling; all fair
A waist of which to hold
To caress, to admire
And what comes below
Ignites the fire
Legs that walk a thousand miles
And a fabulous **** too
Enjoy being 30 and a year wiser
In your gorgeous birthday suit