A gun that can only be shooting with spoons,
A hammer of glass, a shelter for beetles,
A face cream with fragrance attracting raccoons.
A big cotton bag full of needles.
A triangle ball, a candle that stinks.
A wrist watch that's constantly speeding,
A set of chess figures without two kings,
A puzzle with function of heating.
A beefeater hat, a mantle for kings.
A spyglass distracting attention.
13 is the number of mentioned things
With no any good application.
Genre of absurd.