Deadwood Haiku: Poems

Feb 2017 · 1.0k

you'll never learn

Deadwood Haiku Feb 2017

you'll never learn

kid yourself 'bout your
behavior and you'll never
learn a ******' thing

swearengen

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Dec 2016 · 897

murder

Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016

******

do not ****** me
as i sleep and i will not
try to ****** you

steve the drunk

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Dec 2016 · 698

the reason for the thing

Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016

the reason for the thing

and if you have a
thing, the reason for the thing
is that you have it

#haiku #deadwood

Apr 2016 · 1.3k

molar rotted

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016

molar rotted

prostrated by the
agonies of the ******, a
molar rotted through

farnum

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Apr 2016 · 1.5k

lament

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016

lament

'twas all on account
of some handsome young woman
i weep and lament

swearengen

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Aug 2015 · 1.2k

i'm not the fine man you take me for

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

i'm not the fine man you take me for

i'm not the fine man
you take me for... i owe nine
dollars to a *****

Some Broken-Necked Hooplehead

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Aug 2015 · 1.1k

not with mexico yet to be heard from

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

not with mexico yet to be heard from

don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from

Swearengen

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Aug 2015 · 1.5k

the palate rebels

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

the palate rebels

a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels

Swearengen

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Jul 2015 · 1.4k

last extremity

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

last extremity

a human being
in his last extremity
is a bag of ****

swearengen

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Jul 2015 · 1.2k

i'll take the whiskey

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

adams

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Jul 2015 · 2.2k

fuckin' amateur night

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

******' amateur night

******' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
******' work, ya know

Swearengen

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Jun 2015 · 1.2k

ratify my will

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

ratify my will

elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!

georgehearst

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Jun 2015 · 1.6k

repeat

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

repeat

do not repeat back
to me what i just said in
diff'rent ******' words

george hearst

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Jun 2015 · 1.3k

canned peaches

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

canned peaches

an' if you ain't et
dessert yet, don't, al done broke
out the canned peaches

johnny burns

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Jun 2015 · 830

no peer

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

no peer

the chinawoman's
****** has no peer, the python
its only rival

cy tolliver

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Jun 2015 · 1.0k

go with the strangeness

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

go with the strangeness

go with the strangeness
take it head on and turn it
to your advantage

cy tolliver

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May 2015 · 1.6k

another invite

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

another invite

another invite!
******' hearst must take me for
a ******' optimist

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 944

yeah, that's what it says

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

yeah, that's what it says

come watch the speeches
with me on my veranda
yeah, that's what it says

Adams

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May 2015 · 1.7k

the clergical discount

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the clergical discount

have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?

Leon

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May 2015 · 1.1k

unnatural impulse

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

unnatural impulse

that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped,
unnatural impulse

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 1.4k

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

that's your attitude?
wash and stack, you shitmonkey,
or prepare for worse

EB Farnum

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May 2015 · 1.6k

why say, "uh oh"?

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

why say, "uh oh"?

if you do not mean
to explain yourself, why say
anything at all?

EB Farnum

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May 2015 · 1.0k

mind the muck

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

mind the muck

mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 1.3k

the day's affair

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the day's affair

i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair

Calamity Jane

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May 2015 · 1.5k

assume and pour

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

assume and pour

you see me empty
then do not pause and inquire
but assume and pour

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 1.3k

mid-thrust

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

mid-******

trouble earlier
might've found you mid-****** in
other business

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 1.5k

storybook

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

storybook

i'll pop from the wall
like in a storybook and
tend to your johnson

Trixie

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May 2015 · 2.5k

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

florence nightingale,
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs
is a *******

Leon

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May 2015 · 6.7k

what is "deadwood haiku"?

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

what is "deadwood haiku"?

deadwood haiku is
exactly what the **** it
sounds like, *******

#haiku #deadwood

May 2015 · 1.0k

i am, you are

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

i am, you are

but i am good at
first ******' impressions and
you're a ******' ****

Charlie Utter

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May 2015 · 1.5k

cup 'em for comfort

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

cup 'em for comfort

i'd punch that ******'
*******'s ***** before I'd
cup 'em for comfort

Calamity Jane

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May 2015 · 1.0k

what for?

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

what for?

you're about to take
a beatin' for every time
i've been asked "what for?"

Dan Dority

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May 2015 · 1.4k

amalgamation and capital

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

amalgamation and capital

amalgamation
and capital takes one right
through the ******' head

Charlie Utter

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May 2015 · 1.5k

the instruments they use

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the instruments they use

the instruments they
use to **** people can then
be turned against them

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 1.8k

hypocrite cocksuckers

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

hypocrite *******

they are hypocrite
******* and they're goin'
for our ******' nuts

Swearengen

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May 2015 · 1.3k

pity the brute beast

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

pity the brute beast

pity the brute beast
who pits his cunning against
the nagger general's

naggergeneral

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May 2015 · 1.5k

keep your hat on

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

keep your hat on

with all these rumors
swirling around you how do
you keep your hat on?

Cy Tolliver

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May 2015 · 1.4k

hull of bullshit

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

hull of *******

swearengen's put the
paperman's boat to sea with
a hull of *******

Cy Tolliver

#haiku #deadwood

Apr 2015 · 2.4k

idiots

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

idiots

people angry at
their difficulties act like
******' idiots

Bullock

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Apr 2015 · 694

I fucked up

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

I ****** up

it's not what I said
but what I didn't that will
forever haunt me

Apr 2015 · 2.9k

flying hipster

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

flying hipster

a hidden pothole
flying hipster bellyflops
onto the sidewalk

#haiku

Apr 2015 · 2.4k

the ambulators

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

the ambulators

the most informal
and disorganized of clubs -
the ambulators!

Merrick

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Apr 2015 · 541

beholden

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

beholden

i stand before you
today beholden to no
human *******

Deadwood haiku

#ellsworth

Apr 2015 · 362

don't know, just metcha

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

don't know, just metcha

come on, wild bill, how
stupid do you think I am?
don't know, just metcha

Deadwood haiku

#wildbillhickok #jackmccall

Apr 2015 · 512

in my fist

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

in my fist

gibbering like a
simian, brandishing my
privates in my fist

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

Apr 2015 · 436

who am i?

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

who am i?

i'm the guy, next time
you see me you better take
a different tone

Deadwood haiku

#charlieutter

Apr 2015 · 413

got god

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

got god

either al must've
got god or dolly stuck her
thumb back up his ***

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen #johnnyburns

Apr 2015 · 500

trust

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

trust

it's full of lyin'
thievin' ******* that you
just can't trust at all

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

Apr 2015 · 2.3k

gruesome goo

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

gruesome goo

inside his skull
the phantoms grin out at me
oozing gruesome goo

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

Apr 2015 · 662

ants inside that wall

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

ants inside that wall

they got soldier ants
and worker ants and ***** ants
right inside that wall

Deadwood haiku

#johnny