Deadwood Haiku

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Simpleton

I loved my mother
My father didn't liked me
Time to stew the muck

#haiku #deadwood #richardson

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

I'm so ******' glad
I trusted you, Johnny, to
Go out and buy meat

#haiku #johnny #deadwood #swearengen

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Mornin'

Mornin', gentlemen!
Mornin'! The best time of day
To go **** yourself

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

goin' wrong

i have come back from
plenty of **** that looked like
it was goin' wrong

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

I'm back! Well, your room
has been re-rented... ******* and
**** the rooms you rent

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane #ebfarnum

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

*******

he ******* me!
I will ******* you and
then BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/*******.html

#bullock #stevethedrunk #*******

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Jews?

Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?
No, you ignorant ******'
*****! Juice! Not Jews, juice!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/jews.html

#haiku #deadwood #wu #swearengen