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David W Clare Dec 2014
When you no no want eat Lemmon
'cause it no no not taste sweet
You should not have sugar candy
It's not healthy as can be...Now!

There are new Thai Fruits discovered, in the Tropic Jungle heat!
All them lovely Thailand Fruits! Make you mouth say" Tutti Fruit, Ah!"
All exotic and delicious.. at first one is so suspicious... cause it taste so crazy wild
But, even good for baby child...

Big banana grow for monkey Yes, Thai Fruits tastes so fun funky!
Mango for Bangkok street dancing, All Thai Fruit best for romancing...
GrapeFruit great for big-big ape! Thai Fruit, in my my milk-shake!
Grow head hairy with Strawberry! Dandy Fruit lovely big Cherry!

Melon make wild man go yell... Thai Fruit put you in love spell
Guava flavor in coffee Java yes, Thai Tree found in Bahama!

Now, we eat up all da fruit, lovely-lovely Melon Fruit!
cuase it makes sweet-nectar juice! Cleanse your Healthy body loose!
There are new Thai Fruits we eat discover deep in Jungle heat!
We love spicy Thailand Fruit! Make you mouth feel Tutti Fruit!

"Yum Yum" sez baby child...
Get Fruity Now! Sweet & Sour! Hep Hep Hurray!

Thai Fruit, yum yum yum!
Don't need no *** *** ***!
Feeling Fruity all over, sensation of all flavor...
a brand new taste I now savor .... Mmmmmmmm Deeelicious!
Thailand Fruit is now: what we all Favor !!!!

Thai Fruit Taste, the one we love...
All the many are so nice...
Like Mangosteen herb spice

We all want Thai Fruit now, is the flavor in our mouth...Sugar Chocolate Candy can go south... '
'cause dem no don't tastes as sweet...

Theres the new Thai Fruit we discover in the Jungle fill with heat!
It is the lovely Thai Thai Fruit! Make you go go Tutti Fruit!
It is exotic and delicious.. Now no one is suspicious... cause it taste so yummy wild
We feel like baby child... Yep, it make all go hog WILD!!!

(c) 2009 David Wayne Clare all rights reserved in perpetuity - Intellectual Property use by permission
Written in Bangkok 2009
David W Clare Dec 2014
Aka
The Hang mans Rap     Ghost Town Version and Mix    

By, David John Clare

Take off this noose, Im on the loose, like a double deuce spruce-goose
Your gallows is to shallow for me, its only for your own in home abuse
Dont crush my hand, cuz you cant understand the plan
She and me need to be free, Mr. Law man
Shes not your daughter, dont doubt her, Ill dote her, Miss Senorina, with my *** gun
Give us water and feed, we're the Wild West creed, of a new century seed
So concede and give heed, were gone like a tumble-****, off to breed
Like a slow-blizzard-breeze, get on yours knees please, you cant seize these mysteries
Hangmans Rap, (its the hangmans rap)
Hangman Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack
Hangman Rap, (the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack yall
Im hanging out at the beech, far from your long arm reach, Ill be back cuz Im planning my attack, like a One Eyed Jack, Marlon Brando cant be catched, no deputy dog can claim my ******, so watch out when you fall thru own hatch
Ma Baker and sons, like the undertaker, are the new setting sun, movers and shakers
Annie get your gun, were on the run, get on your high horse, were born to run, break every law like a saloon-brawl, here come the Sheriff after us all y'all...
Hangmans Rap, (the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack
Hangmans Rap, (the hangmans rap)
Hangman Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack yall
(Marlin Brando cant be catched)
Loving like we cant be dead in a Western ghost-town, its all your head, give us this day our daily butter and bread, its like I said move slick or live in club Fed...

Gun powder blast, shattered glass, Im riding the range like a social-outcast, were on the run, having fun, you tub o-guts, Ill grab my scatter gun....  so hide the girls, Im heading for the hills, no thanks doc, I aint taking no pills, what you want from me? my whole life history? Or, a bottle of wine of Dubonnet on this Valentines Day, dont act stupid, go ask cupid to shoot you with his arrow in the court room with a Clarence Darrow, stay on the straight and narrow, its a harrowing call, to be a Too Tall Jones, outlaw yall
Hangmans Rap, (yeah, the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangman rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack
(Marlin Brando cant be catched)
Hangmans Rap, (the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, it's  hangman rap, like a One-Eyed Jack yall

Heed to the call, the-call-of-the-wild, Im the blazing-trail child on the way to my home on the range, some think Im strange, no matter at all, Im the lonesome-ranger, trying to avoid all kindsa danger, thats all
Hangmans Rap, (tiss, the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangman rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack                                                             ­                                           
Hangman Rap, (oh, the hangmans rap)
Hangman Rap, its hangmans rap, like some **** One-Eyed Jack yall

So, get back from me, Im on a quest and where I go you cant plainly see I aint no toy, try to catch a glimpse of the real vision in me, ok cowboy?
Hangmans Rap, (yes, the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack

Hangman Rap, (just, the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangmans rap, ****! a One-Eyed Jack yall

Im hanging out at the beach, far from your long arm reach, Ill be back cuz Im planning my attack, like a One Eyed Jack, Marlon Brando cant be catched
Hangmans Rap, (do the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack
Hangmans Rap, (****, that hangmans rap)
Hangman Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack yall

Take off this noose, Im on the loose, like a double deuce spruce-goose
dem gallows is to shallow for me, its only for your own in home use
Hangman Rap, (wo, the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangman rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack
Hangman Rap, (yeow, the hangmans rap)
Hangmans Rap, its hangmans rap, likes a One-Eyed Jack yall
There he go

D. Clare   Clairvoyant Music/BMI     copyright in Perpetuity      all rights reserved
For Marlon Brando
David W Clare Dec 2014
Trying all day to find the right merge, planning every way just how to quench this here urge
Now walking my way, I may come on to her, dare I not scare her, should I loose this cool...

All I want is just to take-a-peek, as she grabs my attention: is she too shy to speak?

Until this fine girl I met; she hadn't found me yet - Well, there ain’t no crime in tryin', so don’t get so upset

It’s just my curiosity!  It’s got the better, the better of me
(ay ay ay ay) I can’t help if I like what I see

The chance comes once, only once in-a-while
We might just flip it upside-down tonight, so's I can teach her how to smile!

(Drums: Boom Ba Boom Ba Boom Ba Boom Boom Bap!)

Now hidin' my face isn't what I do best - I just want to know ifin' I can pass your test
You see it makes no difference to me if I embarrass myself
Hell, that's the only way I know to find me somebody else

I’m a thrill hunter, not some geek, Better hurry up, like there’s no time to be meek

Some say it’s the thing that really killed the cat - Well, I got nine lives: an' I ain’t turning back

It's just...My curiosity!  That's got the better, the better of me
(ay ay ay ay) I can’t help if I like what I see

Them pretty things come once, only once in-a-while
I'm gonna smash her bedroom wall, make her flower stand tall!

Say pretty lady, now maybe be sad, but I ain't no stalker or Moon howlin' mad
Say like when you give me that time of day, you might just spend a minute, not just walk away...

And satisfy, satisfy... My Curiosity!
Why, ay, ay satisfy, satisfy this: hungry guy you see!
Well satisfy, satisfy all of my curiosities
(Why ay ay) satisfy, satisfy the lonely night come see
Just make Love to Me!


Written in Bangkok, Thailand
David Wayne Clare  (c) In Perpetuity - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Clairvoyant Music / BMI

www.mynoisyplanet.com/davidjohnclare
Rockin country lyrics by David John Clare
David W Clare Dec 2014
Here we go...

ooh ah ooh ooh ah ooh ah
ooh ah ooh ooh ooh wah ah

Wah ooh wah ooh

***!

Wah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh

You're my only dream-desire
Heat my body in your fire
Just don't ever walk away
Our's is a love that's meant to stay

I can feel in your special kiss
Your's is the one face that I'd miss
I love everything you do
I go crazy when I'm not with you...

Cuz I think that...

I, I, I... I adore u

You're the one I dream of, I adore u
The only one that I love, I adore U
I need you so much, I adore you

Oh I uh

I adore u, I always love when you're near
I adore u, This attraction's severe
I adore u, So baby come here
I adore U

I adore U

I adore U

You're the one I'm waiting for
The only one I do adore
A warm and truly specail love
Heaven sent you from above

I'm not this use to letting go
So now it's best to let you know
You tell me this is what you feel
This time I know love is for real...

Cuz I think that...

I, I, I... I adore u

You're the one I dream of, I adore u
The only one that I love, I adore U
I need you so much, I adore you

Oh I uh

I adore u, I always love when you're near
I adore u, This attraction's severe
I adore u, So baby come here
I adore U


ooh ah ooh ooh ah ooh ah
ooh ah ooh ooh ooh wah ah

Wah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh
--

(c) In perpetuity  All Rights Reserved

David John Clare  Clairvoyant Music/BMI

--
Miami disco by d. Clare
popular in the south Philippines
David W Clare Dec 2014
(truck-drivers, bar-boozers, loser-bar yokles, blue-collar rednecks will all love this smash hit song!!!)

Rockin country genre

"Big Mouth Surgery"    
  (by david John Clare)

(rockin' country drunk hick juke-box mix)

Wow!  She sure does talk a lot... could almost cause a riot

But we don't get... just what she's trying to say

We could hear her fine before... when she used to be quiet

Guess all them new school-words get in the way

We took her to see... a gypsy-psychic-magician

But he wanted more... than we could pay

So we took her down to see... our local town physician

And here's what old doc... had to say

Boys...

"She needs Big Mouth Surgery"

Her tongue is on the blink

She just talks, sqwacks and talks some more

'Cause she don't know how to think

So please don't be stallin'

Her brain is now corrupt

Can't you see that she has fallen'

And she just can't ''shut-up!"


Big Mouth Surgery

Cause no pills seem to work

Hurry please now doctor

Before she drives us all berserk


Big Mouth Surgery

But will it work without a doubt?

Better make it a lobotomy

Before she starts to shout!


(solo)


Our reputations are expensive

While her talk is **** cheap

You just can't tell her nothin'

'Cause a secret she can't keep

No one seems to know

What the fuss is all about

We're just waitin' for her brain

To catch up with her mouth


She needs Big Mouth Surgery

Her mind is on the blink

She always talks, talks and talks all day

Why can't she just please stop & think?

So please don't be stallin'

Her head is all corrupt

Can't you see that she has fallen'

Her fat-mouth can't shut-up!

Big Mouth Surgery

We need to find her a shrink

Hurry please there doctor

Before she drives us all to drink

Big Mouth Surgery

She's heard north, east, west & south

Who gave her brain a laxative?

Got diarrhea of the mouth!


Big Mouth Surgery

No pill can take effect

Hurry please now doctor

She is a mental wreck

Our minds: she made us loose

Her words: just seem to ooze

It's so hard: to take a snooze

We just drown all-day in *****

Beer, Whisky, Wine & ***** . . .

To wash away our ear-ache blues!


Yip Yip Zip Lip!  ...Yee Haw!

(c) 2009    David Wayne Clare

CLAIRVOYANT MUSIC / BMI

all rights reserved

in perpetuity
Rockin country by...
David John Clare
written in Jakarta Indonesia
clairvoyant music bmi
David W Clare Dec 2014
Titanic Love - Th e   D i v o r c e d   S w i n g   S o n g

W e   s t a r t e d   o u t   s o   y o u n g   a n d   s o   v e r y   s t r o n g  

A   l o v e   t h a t   w o u l d   l a s t   f o r   o u r   w h o l e   l i f e   l o n g    

Y o u   b l e w   a   k i s s   t o   m e   f r o m   a c r o s s   t h e   o c e a n   b r e e z e  

I   p r o p o s e d   t o   y o u   o n   b o t h   m y   b e n d e d   k n e e s ,   h e y !

W h e r e   d i d   t h e   l o v e   g o   t h a t   w a s   o n c e   s o   v e r y   n e w ?  

S e e m s   l i k e   w e   j u s t   m e t   a n d   y o u   s a i d   w e   a r e   t h r o u g h ,   w h o a . . .    

N o w ,   I   w a i t   u p o n   t h i s   l o n e l y   d i s t a n t   s h o r e  

S e a r c h i n g   f o r   t h e   l o v e ,   y o u   n o w   j u s t   i g n o r e ,   n o . . .  

T i t a n i c   L o v e ,   I   t h o u g h t   w a s   s o   u n s i n k a b l e  

I c e   c o l d   h i t   a n d   r u n   s t i l l   d r o w n i n g   i n   m y   t e a r s    

T i t a n i c   L o v e ,   w h a t ' s   b e c o m e   n o w   i s   s o   u n t h i n k a b l e  

C h i l i   m e m o r y   c o u n t i n g   b a c k   a l l   t h e   y e a r s  

M y   h e a r t   g o e s   o u t   n o t   f r o z e n ,   j u s t   l o s t   i n   t i m e  

C a r r y i n g   t h e   t o r c h   t h a t   y o u   o n c e   l e f t   b e h i n d    

A l l   n i g h t   l o n g ,   I   j u s t   d r e a m   a n d   p r e t e n d  

T o   m e   y o u   w e r e   a   c o m p l e t e   t r u e   G o d - s e n d  

W e   l e t   i t   s i n k   n o w ;   i t   s e e m s   s o   u n t r u e  

H o w   c o u l d   t h i s   l o v e   n o w   j u s t   b e c o m e   t a b o o ?   y e a h !    

M y   f o n d   d e s i r e   f o r   y o u   h a s   b e c o m e   a   s k e w e d  

N o w ,   I ' m   n o w   d r i f t i n g   o u t   a t   s e a   j u s t   t o   b e   r e s c u e d    

T i t a n i c   L o v e ,   w e   t h o u g h t   w a s   s o   u n s i n k a b l e  

I c e   c o l d   h i t   a n d   r u n   s t i l l   d r o w n i n g   i n   t h e s e   t e a r s    

T i t a n i c   l o v e ,   w h a t ' s   b e c o m e   n o w ,   i s   s o   u n t h i n k a b l e  

C h i l i   m e m o r y   c o u n t i n g   b a c k   a l l   t h e   l o v e l y ,   l o v e l y ,   y e s t e r - y e a r s

o h ,   w h o a ,   o h   o h   . . . T i t a n i c ,   O h ,   w h o a ,   o h ,   o h

t h a t   o l d ,   t h a t   o l d   T i t a n i c . . . w e   j u s t   l e t   i t   s l i p   a w a y...

I ' m   s a i l i n g   o u t   t o   s e a . . .   T i   -   t i   -   t i t e   T i t a n i c &   l o o k   o u t !    

i t s   c o l d   o u t   h e r e   i n   t h i s   d e e p   b l u e   S e a . . .  

t i   t i   t i   T a n i c . . .   t i   t i   t i   y a   e a y   y e e - a n i c . . .  

w o n ' t   y o u   c o m e   b a c k   f o r   m e ?   H e y !    

© In   P e r p e t u i t y  - D a v i d  W a y n e  C l a r e  
C l a i r v o y a n t   M u s i c   /   B M I     a l l   r i g h t s   r e s e r v e d
Song dedicated to... Frank Sinatra junior...
d. Clare
copyright 2007
David W Clare Nov 2014
Written in Bangkok, Thailand SE Asia, Siam

a.k.a. "Skype Love"  a.k.a.  "Skype Life"  a.k.a.  "Skype Fun"

The Skype Theme Song      "The Skype Song"

written by: David John Clare    

     

(Sci-Fi Techno Music)

Verse 1

Feel the shock, hear the buzz,   Turn-on your screen, so you can see what it does

Tells you who's there, finds you a date,   Friendly webcam faces: how they radiate

Never be bored, Skype gives us something to do,   Her electric eyes to watch me in my view

Lightning filled hands, good tingling sensations,   Skype runs the world: on a single cosmic vibration

Chorus 1

Skype Love: an on-line chat with a new friend I know, Skype Life, You sound so good, feels so good to me

Skype Fun, It's me Oh Yeah!, always on the go, Skype Me Now! ... makes it so easy like: 1-2-3

Verse 2

How it works so well: nobody knows,  It's more than simply just 1's & O's

Skype don't lie, no it's not science fiction,  A very clean high, our one and only addiction

Brand new friends, new loved ones too, In every country a cool rendezvous

 

A lovely Chat? Well it gets better than that!  If you don't Skype, then you don't know where it's at!

Chorus 2

Skype Love, It's my computer on video, Skype Life, You sound so good, look so nice to me

Skype Fun, It's us Oh Yeah!, always on the go, Skype Someone now! ... it all so easy as 1-2-3

Bridge

Go feel the magic on-line,  Someone now: is as close as your hand

Now finally every thing's fine

The World is now: at your command, command, command ...  (**** Pow!)

Chorus 3

Skype Love: an on-line chat with a true-friend I know, Skype Life, It's great, always there for me

Skype Fun, You sound so good, it's so cool to go

Skype !  Sign Up Now! ('cuz), It's for free, for free,  for free,  for free,  for free... (echo-fade)

© In Perpetuity written by:  David w. Clare  Clairvoyant Music / BMI

all rights reserved by the author


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Chiang mai Thailand 2008
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