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Apr 2023 · 131
Prisoners of the Sun
ConnectHook Apr 2023
Seven Crystal ***** break first, with terrors—
Lightning vaporizes Rascar Capac
And leads us south into Andean errors
While the maidens chant to Pachacamac.

You have to have read it to have known it;
The Inca splendor, glimpsed in perfect art.
Truth recognized, and Hergé has shown it . . .
Calculus and Haddock: both play their part.
PROMPT #1:
try to write a poem based on a book cover
Apr 2023 · 186
Beastly Limericks Prompted
ConnectHook Apr 2023
Bonobos and Seahorses mate
in a very peculiar state.
First they raise up a flag—
then they dress up in drag
to attack and accuse and berate.

A murderous misfit, well-armed,
was concerned that her kind might be harmed;
so he shot the place up,
this confused buttercup…
and the media minions were charmed.

Let the rainbow resume its old role
Or we’ll have to call damage control;
It’s a sign from above;
Yes, it’s true God is love,
but He may not forgive your lost soul.
My preferred pronoun is POETRY
NaPoWriMo 2023 underway
Mar 2023 · 105
Teknokrasy
ConnectHook Mar 2023
You silly chatbot
Even the haiku you write
Is bad and sucky
Written by HP chatbot 3799A236Z
Feb 2023 · 168
Nanny Stated
ConnectHook Feb 2023
Chinese chest-cold got you spooked
Virtue-signaling with your mask;
Flu was flu last time I looked.
How many boosters now, I ask.

What if they told you: Stay at home
And wear your knickers on your head—
Then bow down to the Queen of Rome . . .
You'd do whatever Nanny said.
just get boosted every 6 months and shut up about it.
Nov 2022 · 307
Candidato del Sindicato
ConnectHook Nov 2022
Yo fui a botar.
Yo encontré basura.
Luego la boté.
Hay q controlar la botación
Oct 2022 · 214
"Bad Gateway 502"
ConnectHook Oct 2022
Bad Gateway means:

Write a coherent message with structure and flow.
Oct 2022 · 271
Prime Cuts
ConnectHook Oct 2022
Cut it OUT (behavior)

Cut it IN ( the beat)

Cut to the chase (idiom)

Cut the crap (exhortation)

Cut yourself and whine
(bad teenage poetry)
Cutters and whiners
are still under-represented
here at H.P.
This injustice must be addressed
Oct 2022 · 152
Easy Virtue
ConnectHook Oct 2022
Here’s what I say:

Racism is BAD.

Please know what I think:

Genocide is BAD.

Listen to what I believe:

****** was BAD.

I would never have participated:

Columbus was BAD.

I’m not for mean people:

Trump is BAD.

Invading nations is so wrong:

Putin is BAD.

I am for peace:

War is BAD.

We believe in love:

Hate is BAD.
Ok?  You got that?  
Any questions?
Now put it on a bumper sticker.
Show them who you are.
Oct 2022 · 221
Indigenismos
ConnectHook Oct 2022
HUAYNO

Why such stomping and rolling in the mud
Daughter of Andean sun, Flower of Maize,
Pachamama’s finest, bloom from the bud—
Why shame your royal past and noble ways?
Descending from the peaks you slosh around;
To melancholy Huaynos’ sodden sound.

What shall we blame—Pizarro ? … or your sin,
In selfies and cerveza on the net;
We hope your restoration may begin.
From what we see, it has not started yet.
Your crown: the restitution of your glory.
May heaven bless the ending of your story.



PASO DOBLE

You too, Chapina, stagger in the dirt
And hope your huipil does not bare your soul;
The shame you seem to lack, we feel—and hurt.
Your drunken Paso doble digs a hole
In which you may lie down and find a way
To seek the Lord once more at break of day.

That Gallo on your breath, your careless dance,
Would trample all your past into the mire.
Such Guatemalan tragedy; romance
Could almost cause an angel to expire.
And Arbenz’ overthrow notwithstanding,
May God grant you further understanding.
Huayno = trad. Andean song
Chapina = Guatemalan (f)
Huipil = trad. Ctrl. American women's garment
Gallo = ntl. beer of Guatemala

vids are here: https://tinyurl.com/3ce4ntdu
Sep 2022 · 430
Look Mom
ConnectHook Sep 2022
Hey hey I'm an extREEEmist!
Look at me I'm so dAAAAngerous!

I send my child to a Christian School...
We recycle.
I ignore the lying news media...
We pay our taxes.
I love my white culture...
We speak three (3) languages.
God created only two (2) genders...

Hey hey I'm so dAAAANgerous!
I'm an extREEEMist! Look at me!
Look out.
We are EVERYWHERE.
Aug 2022 · 265
Mêlée
ConnectHook Aug 2022
Fat-*** Ignorance parks her brand new SUV next to Sociopathy, who barely raises a hooded reptilian eyelid as he sells seven Fentanyl tablets to Diversity under a narcotic cloud of monotonous insistent bass beats. Equity is quarreling with Under-representation over Authenticity in fake Wokeness, bellowing and flexing tattooed muscles as the Walmart security staff jiggle their immense wheezing obesity to the scene of the escalating drama. Onlookers are quickly gathering up all the Ukrainian color posters from the parking-posts as they disperse, grabbing as many free samples of THC-infused Delta-8 gummies as they can from the abandoned sales-promotion table on their way out. Uncouth plebeian tremors are undulating over the entire trash-strewn parking lot as filthy seagulls take wing, squawking.

Shut UP **** ain't LIKE THAT! shouts Urban Degeneration at her baby-daddy who spits cannabis-cola all over her threaded beaded extensions. He drops their child, Criminalisha, still strapped into her carrier, onto the pavement and lunges at Urban D.

I'ma hafta ******* UP now, *****, murmurs Poochie tha Kontrolla (aforementioned baby-daddy) and proceeds to tie her hair extensions to the handle of her SUV. He bites her hand until she drops the keys, which he grabs and then he jumps into the driver's seat. The engine roars.

Meanwhile, in the gathered crowd of onlookers,  Miss Cultural-appropriation berates an old man for wearing a rice-paddy shade hat on a cloudy day when he only .05 percent Asiatic. The Walmart security staff have mistakenly sat upon and handcuffed one of their own who screams for his meds and therapy canine. As police sirens are heard approaching, America Corpulenta rolls her fat bloodshot eyes and launches her immense rolls of adipose tissue into orbit towards the international space-station.
My interstellar-*** rocket gone KICK you punk-*** lil' space station you racist-*** bigot, she yells  to no one in particular . . .

And America, although no one there realized it, was indeed GREAT.
Itz a PROSE poem, y'all
ConnectHook Aug 2022
Cut out the organs.
Leave the organless corpse there;
The corpse of haiku.

Return to the corpse.
Have intimate relations
with the dead body.
Haiku is a cop-out
Jul 2022 · 213
Weak Links
ConnectHook Jul 2022
I send u link
u send me link
but nothing changes
what we think.

U tell me this
I tell u that
but that won't alter
where we at.
Stale mating rituals
VS.
Male stating rituals
Jul 2022 · 430
Linguistic Limerick
ConnectHook Jul 2022
Definers of terms gain control.
To maintain you enchained is their goal.
Your Normie-morality
(conventionality)
tightens their grip on your soul.
Here's one for the Normies 🤩
Jun 2022 · 256
Teapot Tempest Limericks
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Our election, the ballots reveal,
Was a farce and a fix and a steal.
It's a kangaroo court--
Your attention span's short;
But the liars continue to squeal.

The Capitol gig was no riot...
Over half of the nation don't buy it.
Two summers before,
We had riots galore--
But the media-mongers deny it.

All the video cameras reveal
That the 6th was a minor ordeal
They walked calmly inside.
It's a shame Ashley died,
But it's not like they stormed the Bastille...
"It was worse than 9/11"
ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahah
Jun 2022 · 136
Tragedies
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Black shoot whites = white racism
White shoot blacks = white racism
Mexican shoot Mexicans = guns did it !
Moslem shoot kuffar = don't criticize Islam...
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2022/06/black-lives-dont-matter-raymond-ibrahim/
Jun 2022 · 209
Humpty Ramos
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Salvador Salvador had a bad day.
Salvador Salvador made no delay.
All the policemen so rugged and rough,
Couldn't **** Salvador quickly enough . . .
More teachers and educators should be armed.
Also: don't leave doors open for bad people.
Jun 2022 · 280
Comic Limerick
ConnectHook Jun 2022
In the last act of Klownworld: our fate
Is a bozo for new head-of-state.
We deserve it, this curse,
As he builds back what’s worse—
When he could make America great.
Dedicated to all illegitimate puppet rulers who are voted in by corrupted algorithms
Jun 2022 · 118
Presidential Limerick
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Illegitimate Biden: he's fake--
And his vote-counters all on the take.
Though no justice prevails,
We can stroke the cold scales
Of this doddering dangerous snake.
ConnectHook May 2022
mid-morning shot of lawns in suburbia/something about baseball or football or summer camp/bumbling fool in pleated khakis with mediocre-length hair/unforeseen encounter with blonde in commercial zone[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] familiar boomer-rock or soul music lulls the viewer/neurotic feminized white father loses it over middleclass trivialities/funny overweight guy befriends main character[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] assertive mom obsessed with hokey career too emotionally repressed to nurture her kids/sassy alterna-child presented as wiser than its parents listens to new “edgy” rock-rap/stereotypical Latinos shown eating spicy food and being passionate and colorful/token religious figure prays superficially[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] noble black mentor capable of guiding the primitive unspiritual Caucasians/working-class single mom abused by her ****** boyfriend[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] neurotic dad realizes how good he has it/rebel alterna-kid admits it loves its parents/cringey dance scene to another familiar boomer-era pop song[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] reference to Hollyweird-style New-age Judaism-psychic-pop-mysticism-chaos-theory/sophisticate girlfriend mentions her abortion/enter dangerous crackpot gun-toting extremist citing Bible verses[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] someone befriends gentle new Asian neighbors/constant references to brand-name pop culture during bar scene/funny overweight friend offers main character homely wisdom[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] emo-rock theme with super-bass boost plays while credits roll
May 2022 · 407
Ponkey Mox
ConnectHook May 2022
Monkey Pox! The Monkey Pox!
Get more boosters, change your locks.
Have wild *** without a ******;
Block the fandom. Burn the kingdom.
Gambian rats are not to blame—
Trump supporters own the shame:
White extremists, spreading plague,
for reasons that, as yet, are vague . . .
[Nina Junkowicz approves of this poem]

https://connecthook.net/2022/05/24/ponkey-mox/
Apr 2022 · 161
Pseudobulbar Paroxysms
ConnectHook Apr 2022
Bark like a rooster, roar like a chicken
Fake those healings till we sicken;
Churchy frenzies, righteous quavers—
Charismaniacs and ravers.
Holy laughs from Howie Browne
Lame libations: drink it down
Until you sprawl on the temple floor
searching for God’s own unlocked door.

(Ntl. Poetry-writing Month 2022, prompt #2)
For some reason, HP will not let me post my NaPoWriMo prompt response #1, a prose-poem. I will try it here below:

The Ammo Asana

A twenty-something with a Well-behaved Women Rarely Make Herstory bumper sticker on her sky-blue Subaru guzzled a kombucha just before yoga class. The liquid still sloshing in her stomach, she assumed the Cow-cat asana fifteen minutes later. The red-bearded driver of a battered black Ford F-150 parked next to the yogini’s Subaru and headed toward the Freedom Guns and Ammo store, two doors down from the yoga studio. Upon turning off the Christian death-metal he had been listening to, he paused with his keys in his hand. From the cab of his truck he could hear her ginger-kelp kombucha sloshing. Beholding the alluring rear of her temple enclosed in paisley-printed spandex he was inspired to push open the door to the small studio and stick his head just inside the entrance. The effects of the two red cannabis oil chewies consumed the night before had yet to wear off. As the polished brass bells in the threshold tinkled, the sandalwood incense hit him. He fixed her in his bearded gaze from the army-green brim of his These Colors Don’t Run baseball cap.

"Baby, is that kombucha singing inside of you or am I asleep and having a *******?"

Looking up, she saw that he was rudely addressing herself and no one else among the five practitioners flexing on all fours. Her inner peace yielded to disgust as the prana ebbed.

"Excuse me but if you are talking to me, your patriarchal, misogynistic comment makes bigoted cisgender assumptions about my ****** identity", she replied.

"Hey honey, just tryin’ to be nice. Don’t blow a gasket now. I could hear you from my truck…"

Believe it or not, this is how my parents met.
They were married on Oahu seventeen years ago.
PROMPT 1:
Write your own prose poem that, whatever title you choose to give it, is a story about the body.
The poem should contain an encounter between two people, some spoken language, and at least one crisp visual image.
Apr 2022 · 116
Late Terminology
ConnectHook Apr 2022
Blastocyte, Viable Zygote, Fetus
Vile and inhuman clinical labels
Scientific data-driven fables
Invented by those who would delete us
Mar 2022 · 439
Plumbing Issues
ConnectHook Mar 2022
It's stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that quing a keen!
Richard Levine the great swimmer is absolutely FABULOUS and needs more gold medals.
Mar 2022 · 144
Sitcom
ConnectHook Mar 2022
It's "devastating"
and it's "heartbreaking" . . .

refugees surging,

cities exploding,

as I watch re-runs

of the George Soros show.
It is right to question
what the majority accept unquestioningly
from global corporate media...
Mar 2022 · 114
Dictation
ConnectHook Mar 2022
You put in leader
We take out leader
You take out government
We put in government
They put in troops
You take out troops

Tanks to put in.
In Amerika, you trash Putin.
In Russia, you put in trash.

Is funny joke.
Feb 2022 · 119
Do Not Transgress
ConnectHook Feb 2022
Don't you DARE
inflict your sophomoric emo observations
on those of us who bear the mantle
of  P O E T R Y.
You have been WARNED
Feb 2022 · 224
Cut U Down
ConnectHook Feb 2022
The reaper
Scythe your fearful ***--

I mean your soul.
(Not your donkey...)

You have NO RIGHT
To a risk-free existence.
HeeHaw.
Another cutting poem for my bleeding fans at H.P.
Feb 2022 · 121
In Spite of Thorazine
ConnectHook Feb 2022
Bettie Page

was SAVED !

(Hallelujah to GOD).
Eternally vibrant, Miss Page
causes hormones and heartbeats to rage.
As she shimmies, her beauty
Exposes her duty:
Enthralling our souls on her stage. 

Through her charms, neither low nor high-class,
she allows us a peek through the glass.
She transcended her age
(and our lust). Bettie Page
could both smile with her face and her ***.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HTlGuTuHK5kg/
Feb 2022 · 392
Shout-out to Mr. Trudeau
ConnectHook Feb 2022
Canucks driving trucks!
Rocking, rolling, getting DOWN !
YES ! Keep On Truckin'.
Notes from the Great White North.
https://youtu.be/x266AoTO-Ac
Jan 2022 · 285
Minimalism
ConnectHook Jan 2022
P F U © K  P F I Z E ® !

Brandon's Life Matters !
LET'S GO BRANDON (MORE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFKef23CoI
Jan 2022 · 165
Fake Haiku
ConnectHook Jan 2022
Extremism: good.
Neurotic status quo: bad.
Honesty: the Best !
WHO is the enemy.
Jan 2022 · 282
Masquerade
ConnectHook Jan 2022
I was putting on a mask
so I would be protected
while preparing to mask up
with 2 other masks
in order to walk alone on the street
(although I'm proud to say:
DOUBLE JABBED and BOOSTED, baby!)
but had to flee  back inside
upon realizing that I needed to triple mask
because an unvaxxed domestic terrorist
who caused the takeover of White House
had sneezed 3 hours earlier
and we need to stay safe
because we are all promised
a risk free-existence
because god
does not exist
because OMIGOSH VARIANT
is greater than god
or even
"Red Chiner"
and WHO
is the enemy exactly?
Please, people:
stay safe and double-mask before you double-jab
and get boosted every 4 months
because new variants
and wear your underwear on your head
because CDC & WHO & FAUCI
and something else I was told to do
Jan 2022 · 130
First Cut of 2022
ConnectHook Jan 2022
Cut straight
and cut clean
for this bright new year.

in 2022, remember:

STICHES are for SNITCHES.
Dec 2021 · 1.3k
Christmas Cutting
ConnectHook Dec 2021
** ** **
it's Santa's turn to cut!

Whoops.
with my jolly color scheme,
no one can tell
that I am BLEEDING . . .
Don't do it, Santa.
Believe in your self, please.
Put that holiday blade down.
We love you.
Nov 2021 · 806
Back to Cutting
ConnectHook Nov 2021
just trying out
a new blade
it was a freebee  
at the Cutter's Convention.

well, it handles nicely,
cuts efficiently,
leaves a nice scar . . .

AND NOW for my POEM:

waah wah waaaah wahh
I so EMO waaaaah!
A cut from my latest record.
Nov 2021 · 218
Writ in House
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Kyle is a hero!

He killed a violent child-molester
and another deadbeat agitator,
both of whom attacked him with a mob.

Rosenbaum called him a *****
even though Kyle is white as snow.

Another criminal bludgeoned him with a skateboard.
(Dude, that's totally THRASH--)

Too bad the third criminal
only got a shot in the arm...

WELL-DONE, Mr. Rittenhouse,
https://theothermccain.com/2020/08/28/***-offender-joseph-rosenbaum-taunted-armed-civilians-shoot-me-n-r/
Nov 2021 · 100
Cut Down to Sighs
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Before I slash and burn the fields
I kiss the blade my reaper wields.

Bad poetry wells forth and gushes;
lyric sanity now hushes.

Teenage angst is smeared all over.
(Suicidal edge as lover . . .)

Bring some towels! My verse is flowing . . .
And my poetic dullness showing.

It makes your well-paid therapist sing;
this whining/slashing/cutting thing,

Since he or she is paid by the hour --
while you coagulate, and glower.
Please write more "Cutting Poetry"
We need a greater voice for cutters here at H.P.
Thanks, and keep that blade clean and sharp!
Nov 2021 · 166
A Cut Above My Other Poemz
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Can't take it anymore . . .

I lacerate my cursed skin,

That scarlet rivulets may flow. . .

Billy can I borrow your butterknife?

CUT ! Take two.
Let's try that scene again . . .
(Get some towels over here, Fritz.)
Stay sharp and keep your lyrical edge.
Poetry: it's in the blood.
Nov 2021 · 116
Even MORE Cutting
ConnectHook Nov 2021
i slice

like a pizza chef.

i bleed

like a sacrifice.

you read

like a bored therapist.
let your insurance company know before you start CUTTING

and make sure you wear your mask.

STAY SAFE 🤡
Nov 2021 · 203
More Cutting
ConnectHook Nov 2021
I have that need

To bleed

But having trouble

Finding my skin


And I'm using a plastic spoon...
Stay safe and cut clean everyone 🤪❤🖐
Nov 2021 · 321
Another Cutting Poem
ConnectHook Nov 2021
i cut

my verses

like i cut and run

when they come

for the the superficially wounded

poets
I have ruined all my wedding gowns.
help me someone.

Also: send large Bandaids
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Grosskreutz chased him, intending to harm.
Kyle Rittenhouse sounded alarm;
Then surrounded by danger,
Engaged with that stranger
Who needed a shot in the arm.

Joey Rosenbaum handled it well,
Though he’s no longer present to tell;
And his threat: Shoot me ****** !
Elicits a snigger
From demons and devils in hell.

The third idiot, Huber by name,
Used his skateboard to bludgeon. For shame!
Mr. Rittenhouse shot—
And that skater-dude got
A delicious hot slice of the same.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Iy9epcyVM32T/
Nov 2021 · 133
Lamentito
ConnectHook Nov 2021
No pongas mente
A los perpetuamente
y profesionalmente
etnicamente
ofendidos.
Fundamentalmente mental
ConnectHook Nov 2021
MSNBC told me to be very scared. Covid variants scare me.
Biblical Christians scare me. Covid doubters scare me. My religion is FEAR.
I need Fauci to tell me what to do. I need CDC to tell me what to do.
I am so scared of unvaccinated people. They need to be re-educated.
They need to adjust their masks. They need to be forced to comply.
Because I am fearfully neurotic. Because I need to control all outcomes.
Because I am not prepared to die. Because I am destined for hell
unless I get saved in Christ.
Neurotic godless people will be the DEATH of this nation.
Nov 2021 · 240
Blaxupreme
ConnectHook Nov 2021
♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥

Black greatness concealed:

Delusions revealed.
Get WOKE.
Nov 2021 · 152
Let Brands Go On
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Strange blond O,
A strong blonde
Long-***** star;
Norse gal on BDT
Strangled boon.
England's robot
Bore St. Ann gold.
(London gets bra!)
R-angled Boston?
Strong A/O blend,
A ****-****** RL
Lost grand bone
Dragon B stolen;
(Dragon Ben lost)
No BT gland rose.
Nose (or BT gland)
Nor to be glands
Beg. Last noon Dr.
******, bro. . . Lent.
Blood rages. TNN.
Best ***** rol'n
***** loads NTB;
Stole grand ***,
Got ngrs on blade.
Strong leo band?
Stolen dog bran!
No globe strand
Orgone land bst
Abort son legnd;
Ron's ***** belt:
***** and T-logs.
Ron, let's ban God!
(No L.D. Regan-bots:
Lord gets no ban.)
Staged non-bro L
Steal goon bndr,
Set grand loon B:
Grade B loons, TN
(Or one's LGBT dean;
Be gone, old trans !)
God's banner lot
Non-blots raged. . .
Good bats lernn.
Non-brats: lo GED
Lots o' danger, N.B.

L E T' S   GO   B R A N D O N !
Semi-coherent word collage
based on finite choices
with infinite possibilities

Each one should have the same 13 letters used.

Come on. Admit it.
I mined this vein amazingly well
Oct 2021 · 214
Crepuscular Limerick
ConnectHook Oct 2021
Extinguishing all that is bright
darkness flows, to invade with the night
overtaking the towns
and usurping the crowns
of the powers that reign in the light.
Best Halloween Mixes ever:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrXaSPwQl7lKhrTDZ9f1LSWBAFB-KO6xQ
Oct 2021 · 246
I Love White Culture
ConnectHook Oct 2021
♤♡◇♧

And so does my

Black cat.
Wallace Fard Moohammad
revealed this Halloween poem
From beyond the grave
Oct 2021 · 175
Poetry Experiment
ConnectHook Oct 2021
Darwin's  evolutionary theory is an untestable hypothesis

Trillions of dollars are unaccounted for

Abortion is not a right

Most comments are chatbots

COVID-19 is propaganda

There are only 2 genders

U.S. elections are rigged

Human beings are fallen and sinful

The God of scripture created the universe

Data is relatively important

Western women have it quite good

"Big Bang" is Genesis for atheists
See what happens
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