Edna's Haiku - Hello Poetry

Oct 2014

Edna Sweetlove

Omagh was a blast
And bombed-out pubs are great fun
God is on your side.

#sad #haiku #satire

Oct 2014

Edna Sweetlove

Swallow a big pill
Or use a knitting needle
It's all just a joke.

#haiku #adult

Oct 2014

Edna Sweetlove

Sleep softly baby
Mummy was too ******* drunk
To notice your death.

#haiku #explicit

Oct 2014

Edna Sweetlove

Poor little rabbits
Suffering for all mankind
And new hair shampoo.

#haiku

Oct 2014

Edna Sweetlove

AIDS isn't much fun
But at least you lose some weight
And then it's 'Good night'.

#illness

Oct 2014

Edna Sweetlove

Bad Diagnosis
Big C's got you in its grip
Happy last birthday.

The first of a set of serious non-pastoral haiku

#sad