Adolf und Eva
Got married one lovely day
But then they blew it

Too much fatty food
Stomach-churning agony
Blow it out your Arsch.

a bottle of sake
four double gin and tonics
bad halitosis

Waltzing Matilda
But not so ****** easy
In a Zimmer frame

God will love us all
If we stop doing ***-sin;
If not, he'll smash us.

Sin-free to Heaven
Sin-laden to deepest Hell;
So, burn baby burn.

The birds in the sky
Watch sinners going to Hell
And go tweet tweet tweet.

Thus: all ***-sinners
Get your rocks off pretty sharp:
Hellfire's on its way.

Past dreamless midnight
Absence of my lost love's arms
******* solo.

Always remember
To wrap hamsters in duct tape
Before ******* them.

Super-size me please
Cola by the bucketful
Double-width coffin.

Islamic cities
Enjoy a good bombardment
Meant in a kind way.

No need to quarrel
With neighbours who are different
Just blow their heads off

I've been to Auschwitz
It's quite a nice place really
If you're not Jewish.

Fat old priest smiling
In his old *****-stained cassock
Leering at choirboys.