ugh!
just one more
time
one more and i can rest
yeaugh!

this freakin stone
is always draggin behind
bringing me down
keepin the time
and i can't even use it
or lose it
it's leashed to me by twine

ugh!
hyeahh!
hhmph!
finally
there
i made it
again

but this is different
there's a scroll here
i open it
it's a reflection of Dwayne Johnson
with my nose and floofy hair

ah sheeit
i AM the rock

the boulder melts
into a T-1000 sized
silver puddle
rises and reforms
as me
we kiss furiously

turns out he's a really nice guy
we shot the **** a while
and have a lot in common
same taste in music and stuff
yeah
we're getting brunch next week

if it goes well
i could really learn
to like me

i owe him rent
he said he'll take
20 percent
of my next crop
if i'm late
with interest

well i was late two times
once due to paperwork
the next i was short by a dime
he took what he wanted
now i'm always behind

sitting on half a farm
sipping my sweet iced tea
he came back around to say
i mean you no harm
but if you sell me your land
i'll consider rent paid
then you can earn from me
a living as a farm hand

now i bail his hay
and curse this life
he's paid me
and my own

he comes'round to say hey
aren't you'all lucky today

i hope he realizes
what he's done
to me
most everyone
and
isn't that the worst part
he doesn't

it's all money
in the hand
part of the plan

but
we have eyes too
we can see
ah sheesh
here he comes

i'm feeling
like
if i'm starved
any longer
this might be it

i can do what
i've been

holding on
every day

im a prisoner
though
and i've been
in hospitals
it feels better
why
that hurts

where
are you

where are you
i'm so sorry
please
everything's dry

i was gonna stop there
take a breath
i think i saw you
in a set of eyes
but you might've been
in disguise
again

when am i
gonna see the real
you
no
the real you

a rush to feel
the thrill
of treating oneself

it's nice to get
just what is needed
a self-pampering
by tree light
which was just as sold

with nothing extra given
there was
nothing extra given
only the usual

a free spot
to spot
the sunset
at the cost of smoke
and i smoke
the usual

but i'm afraid
something's changed

it ain't bad!

kind of into it
if i do say so
myself

I thank you

well played