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  Mar 2015 AnActualToaster
Bo Burnham
I like that thing you do with your tongue.
What do you call it?
Speaking?
Yeah, I dig it.
  Mar 2015 AnActualToaster
Bo Burnham
You're incomparable, like a..
****.
Like a...
  Mar 2015 AnActualToaster
Bo Burnham
I'll give you till the count of six.
One.
Now run!
Two.
Go *****!
Three.
Let me be!
Four.
There's the door!
Five.
While I'm still alive!
Six.
Please stay, I love you.
There once was a girl named Lucy
Who liked to let herself loose, see?
She was too much a flirt
Her knees in the dirt
I wonder how mad her parents would be
I'm probably going to get suspended when the teacher grades it hahahaha
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