the history of the world
as I thought one day, curled
by the fireplace
trying to find my shoelace
I sat and I wrote this poem
hoping that life after this wouldn't be such a bore
the world started with a bang
when the bell in God's brain rang
he created life
to please his wife
he made Adam but forgot to make his madam
thus time went on
and people made the plane
(I think the wrights were trying to please a dame)people thought it was lame
but the wrights didn't think the same
so time went on
and ****** was born
crying out loud
his mother was so proud
then everything went wrong
he said "let's fight!'
"we will defeat the world with his might"
he was so wrong
(pay attention class!)
again time went on
we fought two world wars
and someone created star wars
(lets jump forward in time now)
apple was created
everyone was elated
then everything went wrong as Steve jobs
who was doing such a good job
was removed from the post of CEO
everyone heard the news on the radio
he came back
and gave the board a smack
time went on
I was born
the heavens sung a song
India sent a spacecraft to mars
(not the chocolate bars)
the end to my poem has come
i'm sorry I left so much
y'see I had to go for lunch
so the next time you have a history test
I wish you all the best
and the rest
is up to Him.
the part about the bell in God's head was made purely for rhyming purposes. DISCLAIMER: THE POET IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ANGER THAT YOU FELT WHILE READING THIS POEM. ALSO THE PART ABOUT THERE BEING A WIFE OF GOD WAS ALSO USED FOR RHYIMING PURPOSES ONLY.