edgar-kraltzcsh
Cypriot
Edgar was born to a German father who married a hot little number from Cyprus. They left Edgar there when he was 30 years old, after which he was raised by hill people. He moved to the USA after the dot-com boom and now makes a killing on his poetry. He resides in Portzsch County, New Mexico where he doubles as a kidney doctor on an Indian reservation. It's hard work, but somebody's gotta do it.
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