At this point are we even shocked,
eating tide pods became a sensation in hours on the clock.
please don't eat the forbidden fruit,
else we'll have to burry you in your suit.
all because you ate tide pods,
of all of the detergents this one is a little odd.
please don't e-eat th-t-the p-po-pp-pods
But wait, whats that?
is that what I think it is?
IT'S THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
a tide pod.
I can't eat it right? I won't eat it... right?
Well.. how I can't let it go to waste right? That would be bad....
It looks so enticing,
"Just one bite" it seems to say.
I can't; I won't. But the temptation.....
I have to; I must.
Alas, the time has come for me to finally face the problem head on.
I shall eat the tide pod
on a real not this is a joke and seriously don't eat tide pods
