Harvey was a lonely boy who was terrified of girls
He adored their crimson lips, their curves, and their cute, little curls
He wished and longed for love to come, and to finally be touched
In his mind he'd grab their chests, keeping their ******* tightly clutched

He had perverted thoughts that would run all through his brain
Thinking about ******* women drove Harvey insane
His pants would grow much tighter as the girls ran through his thoughts
Until he would explode, repeatedly staining the same spots

Harvey needed contact from a lady he could hold
He didn't want to live alone until he grew too old
So on he searched for just one gal who'd maybe understand
But until he found her, he'd stick to using his hand

He checked in every corner, every alley, every crack
Hoping he would find a woman who would love him back
Until he did see someone who caught his cautious eye
He'd fallen into love at first sight, although he was shy

So Harvey walked up to the gal who'd just stolen his heart
They instantly got busy, and he tore her right apart
They rolled around until he moaned and filled her with his ***
But he didn't know she was a mannequin until he was done