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 Jan 2016 Zombie Batman
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After all this time?

Always.
In memoriam.
I think it is really funny that one poet could hate another poet so much.
Then took her by complete surprise;
Bursting forth into hysterics
I gazed into her glazed, mesmeric eyes

My intention descending like nightmarish haze;
Said **** that merit badge
Grandma ***** let the cat out the bag
I wanna play


She's fixin for a lickin
And I'm dying to get a taste

That ***** glistening so listen
Preheat the oven don't need no glove
I've got an addiction
finna bore in
frictionless!

Instantly smitten,
Her face turned shades of crimson
when I finished with
"Lets play genital hide & seek -
You're it"
It's time to remit demented dementia baby
I'm not so easy to forget;
& I'm shots of splotchy red like syphilis

Don't front like you won't give me the nookie
Girl urrbody had a crack at your world famous cookies
& I just can't keep my hand out the jar


Tonight I'll wrestle a cougar with my bare hands
I pity the fool
who'd refuse
To dust off that honeypot
& Dive in head first
Like Winnie the Pooh
 Mar 2014 Zombie Batman
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 Mar 2014 Zombie Batman
M
I made a 'swimming in *****' joke in the locker room
and I laughed at how many people got offended,
"Whoa man, not funny," have you ever heard a drake song?
And for some reason, they all got upset about it
because '*****' is a taboo word
as if you don't see one all the time-
and while all of you say '****' every day,
I doubt you have any experience with THAT matter.
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