J 'atterris sur la planète Vulvae
En haut du Mont de Vénus
Vulvae c'est le coeur battant de ma Muse.
Ma muse est un dragon à quatre-vingt-huit têtes
Et chacune de ses têtes me sourit
Et m'offre là un thé vert, là une camomille
Là un morceau de pain, là un verre d'eau de vie de mirabelle,
Là un ballon de vin clairet
Et comme je ne veux peiner aucune de ses têtes
Qui tournoient autour de moi
Je les cajole toutes en faisant une fumaison de musc
Ainsi comme les abeilles les têtes se calment sevrées .
Des quatre-vingt-huit têtes de ma muse
Qui défilent sur le podium
En me faisant les yeux doux de Chimène
Celle que je préfère c'est la numéro trois
Bien sûr je ne le lui ai jamais dit
Je ne veux fâcher personne
et surtout les numéros dix-neuf et quatorze,
Ces succédanés de ma Muse,
Dont j'apprécie les atours virevoltants de jaune et orange.
Mais Coconchine c'est ma tête préférée
Mon mannequin à moi
Ne me demandez pas pourquoi
Sa ***** minora
Sa ***** majora
Sa flore vaginale
Son petit air coquin et absent en même temps
Tout concourt à ce que ce soit ma prima donna.
C'est peut-être sa couleur qui me chavire
Ce bleu océan ou outre-mer
Je sens que la cyprine qui en coulera
Déteindra sur mes lèvres
Soudain bleues à l 'unisson de ses envies.
C'est une énigme
Et son énigme me fascine.
C'est un condensé de Vulvae
La vulve de ma Muse.
C'est la Vulve rêvée, fantasmée
Intemporelle comme une pierre gravée
Une vulve versatile, gredine.
Faussement pudique
Elle bat des cils
Et volette comme une nymphe
De morpho bleu et léger
Au-dessus des orphies qui volettent elles aussi.
Elle m'invite,
Elle m'a choisi,
Je suis l'Elu,
Son cheval barbu
Elle me désire,
Elle me charrie
Dans les tourbillons de la cyprine
Qui m'entrouvre la porte de son vestibule
et en pénétrant dans ce labyrinthe
Je grave de mon silex
Les flammes bleues du feu qui me dévore.

All tools are ******* symbols in the eyes of the disillusioned.
The mountains are phalli, the valleys and coves, vulvae.
Cross country crotch rocket, crevasse stretching, rough landscape.
All interconnected, like the bluffs on the beaches, with holes right through.

Ismism
Feminism?
Masculinism?
*Equalism!

Huit millisecondes
Huit infimes millisecondes
Voici tout ce que Muse
M'a laissé entrevoir
De sa vulve.
Etait-ce par inadvertance
Par bravade ou en toute innocence
Qu'elle m'a autorisé ce jour-là
A me rincer l 'oeil
A travers le trou de la serrure
De mon portable
Alors qu'elle finissait son bain
Et allait se sécher?
Huit millisecondes
De peep show
Qui ont effacé tous les nu non niet
Nee nein não no
Huit millisecondes
Que depuis j'essaie de visualiser à nouveau au ralenti.

En vain.
Rien n'y fait
Muse est de marbre de Carrare.
Inflexible. Intransigeante.
Décidément Muse n 'est pas exhibitionniste.

J 'ai pourtant tout fait pour l 'amadouer.
Je lui dis je veux j 'exige
je la supplie, je lui joue de ma cornemuse
je me mets à genoux, je boude
je lui promets l'enfer et le paradis
Je fais ma grosse voix
je suis saint Thomas
je ne crois que ce que je vois
J 'ai tout fait pour la convaincre.
C'est une chatte comme toutes les chattes, me dit-elle
et moi je lui réponds : non c'est une sainte chatte diablesse
Elle me parle de foi et me jure qu'on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur.
et pas avec la queue.
Fort bien. J 'ai donc décidé
De regarder la chatte de Muse avec le coeur
Aveugle et scientifique
Au ralenti de mon télescope électronique .
Et savez-vous ce que j 'ai découvert ?
Je vous le donne en mille.
La vulve de ma muse est un vrai diaporama !
La vulve de ma muse est écomorphe !
En un mot pour faire court
La vulve de ma muse a 88 nuances de vulve !
Du mons ***** aux ***** minora
Des ***** majora au *******
des glandes de Bartholin à l 'introïtus
Ma muse c'est quatre-vingt-huit vulves en une !
Toutes de la même espèce rare de vulvae anolis
Mais aux niches, couleurs, mucus et formes fort différents
En fonction de leur environnement et de leurs prédateurs.

Quand je fais l 'iguane
et que je m'approche trop d'elle
La vulve de Muse se perche
Dans les hautes sphères de la canopée
elle est verte alors et se confond avec le feuillage
Tel un zandoli vert
bien malin qui pourrait la voir.

Lors des grosses canicules elle devient marron
elle a soif , se faufile dans le tronc des arbres
A la recherche de la fraîcheur
et s'alimente de la maigre pitance
Du latex des sapotilliers

Et quand elle fait sa sieste
Elle est blanche et noire à la fois
fantomatique et phosphorescente
et elle se pend aux branches
Et est si vulnérable
offerte à tous vents
qu'on peut la capturer
l 'identifier
la mesurer la peser la baguer
et la photographier sous toutes les coutures
avant de la relâcher dans le flot de ses rêves.

Huit millisecondes
C 'est peu pour satisfaire
Même avec les yeux du coeur
Le désir du ******
Mais c'est assez pour alimenter
Les constellations de l 'écriture
Et n 'est-ce pas cela en fait la raison d'être des Muses :
Alimenter , nourrir, susciter l 'envie...d'avoir envie ?

She liked Frito Lay & José Olé. She possessed lovely vaginae, vul-
vae, mammae & areolae. She smoked Mary Jane hay. She survived
on my love for a couple 3 days, as it was never more than 38% gay.

as the **** of A.C./D.C. have degenerated eclectical currents ******
I stuff my both nostrils with onion skins to obliterate feeling sneezy
My bleeding heart has been knotted, contorted & tangled dead after
finding that Frederique van der Wal works as a bouncer called Fred
My old heart's been knotted, mangled & tangled dead after learning
that Frederique van der Wal knocks heads as a bouncer named Fred
I wanna be your lesbian play-thing in ways digestively pancreatical
until I am gynecologically unfit to be your **** purely diagnostical
as from within our vulvae sprout puffy cysts fleshed pseudocystical
that swing on the periphery of benignant wens gone neoplasmatical
in Chicago slaughter houses where each & every delicious pig *****
on old concrete floors that are made no less **** by porcine *******
that pop unpropped as popped polyp polypus polypusi possibly pop
in fashion with cryptical fashion that sits slower than soles at a stop

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'All mammals with penises are gendered-males, all mammals with vulvae are gendered-female, except in (exceedingly-rare) cases of hermaphroditism. "Non-binary" is coda for mental illness.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
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Why did this happen?
'The “dead,” those “killed” on Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001, are NOT on the Social Security death registry for Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'The “dead,” those “killed” on Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001, are NOT on the Social Security death registry for Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'All mammals with penises are gendered-males, all mammals with vulvae are gendered-female, except in (exceedingly-rare) cases of hermaphroditism. "Non-binary" is coda for mental illness.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'All mammals with penises are gendered-males, all mammals with vulvae are gendered-female, except in (exceedingly-rare) cases of hermaphroditism. "Non-binary" is coda for mental illness.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
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Jun 8, 2018
'FORBIDDEN BY HELLO POETRY' was removed for 'Harassment'
Jul 12, 2018
'FORBIDDEN BY HELLO POETRY' was removed for 'Harassment'
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'Normal people MUST take back this Western realm! Perversity cannot be codified so as to gain legitimacy.' was removed for 'Harassment'
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I keep my neck below my head so that my head rests not dislocated
above Bruce Jenner's extreme estrogenetical ******* unabated
as the **** of A.C./D.C. have degenerated eclectical currents ******
I stuff my both nostrils with onion skins to obliterate feeling sneezy
My bleeding heart has been knotted, contorted & tangled dead after
finding that Frederique van der Wal works as a bouncer called Fred
My old heart's been knotted, mangled & tangled dead after learning
that Frederique van der Wal knocks heads as a bouncer named Fred
I wanna be your lesbian play-thing in ways digestively pancreatical
until I am gynecologically unfit to be your **** purely diagnostical
as from within our vulvae sprout puffy cysts fleshed pseudocystical
that swing on the periphery of benignant wens gone neoplasmatical
in Chicago slaughter houses where each & every delicious pig *****
on old concrete floors that are made no less **** by porcine *******
that pop unpropped as popped polyp polypus polypusi possibly pop
in fashion with cryptical fashion that sits slower than soles at a stop

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Why did this happen?
'The “dead,” those “killed” on Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001, are NOT on the Social Security death registry for Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'The “dead,” those “killed” on Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001, are NOT on the Social Security death registry for Tuesday, 11 Sept. 2001.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'All mammals with penises are gendered-males, all mammals with vulvae are gendered-female, except in (exceedingly-rare) cases of hermaphroditism. "Non-binary" is coda for mental illness.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'All mammals with penises are gendered-males, all mammals with vulvae are gendered-female, except in (exceedingly-rare) cases of hermaphroditism. "Non-binary" is coda for mental illness.' was removed for 'Inappropriate/Obscene'
May 9, 2018
'Tom Merton' was removed for 'Violates Copyright'
Jun 8, 2018
'Tom Merton' was removed for 'Violates Copyright'
Jun 8, 2018
'FORBIDDEN BY HELLO POETRY' was removed for 'Harassment'
Jul 12, 2018
'FORBIDDEN BY HELLO POETRY' was removed for 'Harassment'
Jul 12, 2018
'Normal people MUST take back this Western realm! Perversity cannot be codified so as to gain legitimacy.' was removed for 'Harassment'
Jul 12, 2018
'Normal people MUST take back this Western realm! Perversity cannot be codified so as to gain legitimacy.' was removed for 'Harassment'
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Toilet Seat
23 Feb 2022

Broken-day, torii brick shard, lying grey furred furrow.
Dust scarlet covered berm, breaking morn of plain plaid kids, unearned plastic, horror films.
Bones were home, no  longer borrowed.. They never lived.

White marbled Torso held court in  dark brown sack, dreaming bloodied, past ivory beige scars.
Soil green-lined paper reel, only new light, burning orange in midnight star wars.
Seal pink toilet seat stays, winds farrow, foul blast exaggerated by cracked silvered mirror candle, weeping.
Broken azul sky, cloud black bar. A red bacardi label, torn, 3 rusted cars..

Ash, twisted ***** sculpted tan oak, on a blue T shirt.
Somehow resting, orange flat steeple *****.
Reminds past heroes were longer, discarded, purple neutered..

A nose and an ear. Vulvae. A smashed CFM TV.

Somehow these pieces form the picture of tall thunder.
Holding me here.
Chaos grows on my living room floor, wait!
I  lower the toilet seat, crying over a dead cow, last night's beer.


Today I will hold my own.

Take me back mystic moon sage to the time when Jocko Henderson ruled Allen Klein; when Buddy Knox had a bank account; when stuck-together dogs were on their own; when McDonald's patties were worm- & eyeball-free...
   By confessing to drinking alcohol (any amount of alcohol), while driving, you are providing evidence for your prosecution & conviction. Breath tests are notoriously inaccurate as the machines aren't properly cleaned, stored and tested.
   My forth-putting ways proved forth-telling in the flattest world known that lurches never forthward. In common practise, in hippy communae: mammae & arolae & vulvae of clatches (Scottish:  sluttish or slipshod women) are up for tweeting & tickling.

The pregnancy slaves of Pig Island looked like hogs from Thailand
after suckin' back phlegm from the root to the stem to make vulvae
for hormonally fed men. I took a branch from a queer-tree ranch &
put it to use to fashion a filthy Bubba Wallace hanging-door noose.

“But alas my dumpster-diving chill-monkey, ye shall be generously compensated with the delicious vulvae of 100 negresses for your efforts,” the nephew of Zeus said. ~ “Tempt me not Prince Zeus, for I am here at the one true God's pleasure,” responded the ex-neighbor of Zeus who had secretly tasted the pink maidenheads of 10 dozen Miss Egypts. Later, after every bowel was evacuated, the 2 partook in diversional homosex.

At Denver's masonic airport there are masons who you don't wanna
meet, the ones who eat human phalli, red vulvae, lung lobes & feet.