Take me back mystic moon sage to the time when Jocko Henderson ruled Allen Klein; when Buddy Knox had a bank account; when stuck-together dogs were on their own; when McDonald's patties were worm- & eyeball-free...
   By confessing to drinking alcohol (any amount of alcohol), while driving, you are providing evidence for your prosecution & conviction. Breath tests are notoriously inaccurate as the machines aren't properly cleaned, stored and tested.
   My forth-putting ways proved forth-telling in the flattest world known that lurches never forthward. In common practise, in hippy communae: mammae & arolae & vulvae of clatches (Scottish:  sluttish or slipshod women) are up for tweeting & tickling.