grow a beard...
buy a jazz double-bass...
start stroking it...
attempt to look
pensive...
and then write some
Cockney
comedy... and?
   **** Oxford.
      **** 'em good;
can't be,
*******, arsed...
          where's a *******
jazz double bass
the kind i need to stand up
to play?!
where?!
    gone, "nowhere"...
        Achilles would sooner
find a tortoise,
you ******* half-whit
bull bullock base catcher...
yummy yummy...
no ******* double whammy
if there ain't
a greasy dough nnnnnnnn
in my mouth oozing a squid's
mating call...
from the Jules Verne estimate
of how...
big the ******* could become...
oh please...
   **** is a conjunction
word...
akin to and...
     spew effect,
regurgitation, founded upon...
so...
so... farting in a public place
is less offensive than
uttering a word of oath?!
**** me...
    more ****:
less ***** images...
i guess that's how you
habitually attack Christian
h'america...
**** **** **** and impose
a curb of a ***** show me the puppies
kitchen *****, Kentucky style
****!
******* wankers...
dreaming up some ****
in long lost Cockney rhyming
slang for some:
willkommen zu verirrt amstetten...
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SCHMILE...
boorish ******* gnomes dancing
the leprechaun gamblers' dance...
skivvy *******...
sure...
censor the words...
but god forbid you censor
showing all the *******...
   because... if you do?
guess what...
i might forget my farming impulse...
of imagining a
    a cleavage to also imply
a pork buttocks...
           funny...
how a show of cleavage is synonymous
with a show of pork
buttocks...
and then i begin thinking of
milking...
which throws a ***** **** out
with the baby and the bathwater
and... i'm shinging...
what's that name of the place?!
   New Orleans!
yeah...
      like some minstrel in that
part of the world that
part of the world that's
a ****-hole...
what?!
      you spew on me...
i spew on you...
         we can at least exchange...
what we "love" about each other...
but i implore!
i implore!
   visit Warsaw!
       alone... no, not with other people...
ah-loan - a-l-o-n-e....
             i'll be your companion,
when you peer at your shadow,
and attempt, to pretend,
to disappear.

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night
it shone across the valley and and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky
its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand
shinging all alone just a single light
shining there so brightly such a lovely site.

there was once a leprecaun who lived in donegal
he live in a cave beneath a waterfall
always very friendly with manners so polite
he just loved to stroll beneath the pale moonlight
while he was on his travels through the valley green
he saw a big bright light the that he had never seen
walking in the beam to see what it could be
he saw a great big lighthouse shinging out to sea
inside he saw his friend a funny littlemouse
he had crawled inside and made himself a house
mouse had put the lights so  he get around
to brighten up his home that the mouse had found
leprecaun he laughed at what the mouse had done
giggled with delight he found it so much fun.
mouse he settled down as happy as can be
in home with lights that  shone across the sea

I've got my "Once upon a time"
but there's no end to your story

My heart's on a mission--
It's searchin' for you
Cause' you were a dream--a dream come true.

But now you're gone
and my life's a diaster
without your embrace
I just keep falling faster

You were my once upon a time
And now I'm alone
But if you ever come around
I'll welcome you home...

My prince charming
A dream come true
A knight in shinging armour
It was you

But I guess right now
I'll put an end to this chapter
But I'm still here waiting
On this happily ever after....

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night.

it shone across the valley and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky.

its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand.

shinging all alone just a single light
shining there so brightly such a lovely site.

Dying love
Just too weak
Too far away to remember
I prayed these momories wouldn't fade

Sounds like this sacrafice
Was just a long goodbye
You've tried before
To dissapear

Wrong hands take control of the sweet life
We carried from our
Terrible cradle

You uunderstood the harmony
That exists between us
Mistaken and everlasting
What a majestic trick

Doctors slipping in desperatoin,
Trying to recapture the lives they lost
To limitless disaster

This sinful fee
Isn't worth your hopeless greif
It is no justification
For your imperfections
Let go of your trampled worth
And broken pride
Cannot be saved like
You beleive

Friends barely embrace
I am sorry for your lonely passion
Begging for a kiss

Shame kisses your thoughts
God's will shinging through
The world in a way you never wante

Enjoy the day
Isn't it lovely?
Think of the time we played in the dirt,
How we laught at our game
As the world softly crashed on our innocent character
And plunged us into a bitter nightmare
Not worth waking up to false bliss
In this growing distance between our stares.

If you being at the dark
and can't find your way out.
Just look at the sun,
and choose,
that you will be like that.
Shinging your lightness,
to help yourself and others,
shining so brightly, the darkness
getted blinded by it.

when autmun comes around trees begin to bare
gone now are the leaves now no longer there
branches are now empty leaves cannot be seen
only empty branches where the leaves have been

a season of the year one that we all know
paints an autumn scene that gives your heart a glow
natures work of art as summer passes bye
as the sun comes shinging through in the autumn  sky

City of stars,
why aren't you shinging just for me?
City of stars,
is there someone else? who is she?
Who knows,
I wish that you'd just tell me what's going on.
Oh City of Stars,
am I doing something wrong?

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night
it shone across the valley and and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky

its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand
shinging all alone just a single light
shining there so brightly such a lovely site.

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night

it shone across the valley and and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky

its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand

shinging all alone just a single light
way up high above bringing magic to the night

i like to watch the stars high up in the sky
a canopy of light shining way up high
just like little diamonds lighting up the night
twinkling all in unison shinging oh so bright

with the moon above  for all the world to see
warms my heart inside sets my spirit free
clouds go floating by like blankets in the night
peaceful as can be pure and so white

a lovely peace of nature that warms your heart and soul
makes you feel so happy makes you feel so whole
like a picture in the night in a gallery
way up high above floating wild and free

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night
it shone across the valley and and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky

its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand
shinging all alone just a single light
shining there so brightly such a lovely site.

when the sun is shining it brightens up your day
troubles for a while seem too drift away
brings a little happiness for an hour or two
makes you want to smile as it comes shining through

warming up the heart warming up the soul
makes life feel much better makes life feel so whole
just a little sunshine when it comes shinging through
makes life feel  much better with a different view

i like to watch the moon so far out of reach
shinging high above lighting up the beach
lighting up the night for many miles around
all along shore lighting up the ground

surrounded by the stars like diamonds in the sky
clouds with different shapes as they go floating by
the rolling of the tide gentle as can be
rolling on the sand bringing in the sea

such a lovely setting so gentle and so calm
filled with so much beauty there in all its charm

i sat a watched a moonbeam shining oh so bright
shining in the sky  lighting up the night
it shone across the valley and the mountains high
shining there so brightly high up in the sky

its beam it shone for miles and all across the land
all across the sea lighting up the sand
shinging all alone just a single light
shining there so brightly lighting up the night