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Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015
****** in-law *****
sent the ******' Pinkertons
shitheel *******
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Pinkertons,

you know
the nosy ones all
acting like they're
Sherlock Holmes.

Any detective agency worth its juice
could find me.

I need no sleuth to ponder on
Just where it is that
I have gone.

Magnifying my disguise
I set my eyes on one more mask
when
all I ask is what I get
and

Pinkertons may net me yet
jeffrey robin Jul 2010
slip slidin away
slip slidin away
you know the nearer your destination
you're only slip slidin away

......................paul simon

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the poet must "sing"
only from the "top of the hill"

soap box in washington square
pinkertons circling and the rain

i don't want to be killed
but it's death to be cowardly

NOW! NOW!! NOW!!
spare me your poems of "eternity"
(please!)

NOW! NOW!! NOW!!

make your "stand-complete"
in the beginning?

YOUR WORD!

when you see me watchin....

YOU'LL KNOW I HEARD.

how it should be?

WE KNOW!

when will it be done?

WHEN WE SAY SO!
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slip slidin away
slip slidin away
you know the nearer your destination
you're only slip slidin away

......................paul simon
They said I gotta write some things down
But I don’t liketa write and what can I say.
I disappointed my Mama and I’m real sorry for that
I tried to stop once, I truly did.  But it was so much fun.
I enjoyed cowboyin’, and all the guys too
They called us The Wild Gang.
Them months in jail was not any fun.
I promised 'em that I’d be good, but
The banks was there, the trains was there
They called to me and I had to answer 'em
I don’t feel bad for them that died.
They all had it comin’
I finally got tired of bein’ chased,
And me and Sundance tried to lay low,
But there wasn't no place to hide any more.
Both Robbers Roost and Hole in the Wall was known to all.
And them dad-blamed Pinkertons was ev'rywhere.
So we lit out on a boat, and Etta tagged along.
San Vicente was pretty, but the bank was a’callin’
Nothin’ else we could do but hit it.
Hiding didn’t work out so well that time.
All in all I think going to Bolivia was a big mistake
That’s about all I got to say.
-Butch
My pittiful attempt to take part in the challenge set up by Thomas W Case and BLT to create a poem written by a historical figure.  The funnest part was reading up on him.

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