"paulie" poems
A recent BBC Headline reads: US orders ban on trans-fats. In a day when fat-discrimination has been thought to have stopped, the US is discriminating against the fine and upstanding obese community. Eliminating trans-fats from food will save lives by preventing heart attacks, but it will also eliminate fat jokes, which will set back standup comedy for years to come. Health experts say that Americans continue to consume too much foods with trans-fats, even with trans-fats information labeled on food; in scientific studies done by Dr. Kazuo Takitani, research shows that Americans "Do Not Give A **** about their health due to entitlement and fatty privilege. Taking trans-fats out of food will reduce coronary heart disease, but it will also make fat people who are stupid more confident, not necessarily smarter. Supporters of French Fries have taken to the streets and are calling on President Obama to stop the War on trans-fats. The Obama administration has responded with a statement in regards to the trans-fat crisis, and have said, "Go To The Gym." Obese people are in danger of becoming skinny, and already the obese population of the United States, are hoarding Cheetos and pizza rolls in their ***** packs, in order to stop the madness. In this day and age, health is a choice, skinny and **** people, the ones who are supporting the ban on trans-fats, do not know the irreparable damage they are doing to the fat American white male, who's narrative will always be ingrained in the American consciousness. A chubby boy named Paulie was interviewed earlier today as he was eating French fries and a large soda: "The government doesn't care about Fat people. We deserve better treatment. We matter. We exist. How am I supposed to survive without Mickey D's fries? Do I look like I can exercise? I'm moving to Canada." When Paulie was informed that Canada was strongly thinking about following in the US's footsteps, Paulie suffered from food coma and passed out in his chair. The United States is slowly turning towards becoming healthy and fi; many people oppose this trend, while others embrace it; all that can be said is that change will shocking, can give some people a new perspective on life. Stay tuned for more details. Now here's Marcus with today's weather report.
May 18, 2016
May 18, 2016 at 1:45 AM UTC
I ask myself about Paulie who walked along
Brereton St., up and down the double yellow line,
said it was the only way he traveled,
said he was on the edge of the Earth,
I ask why my Step-Sister had to
write letters with no recipient to Paulie
of made up personal histories,
he left and never came back.
I ask about Carlene at the opposite platform
who said not 'Love' but 'a Love'
before she vanished.
I ask why I can never, ever, for two states now,
hold on to my left glove for more than a week,
I ask where to find the perfect cup of terrible coffee
to warm my left hand,
I ask about the Red Theater,
about that game we play called
'give it a name'
and I wonder if I'll ever be able to name anything,
I ask until atmospheric pressure is
oppressive with demands,
and it starts to rain.
All my questions hung,
a strand of prayer flags,
in the night blurred by wet pavement.
Nov 6, 2011
Nov 6, 2011 at 7:52 PM UTC
he has hair like
an anime character
and
perfectly straight
eyelashes
and
I like it when he's sweet to me
but not so much when he's mean
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but I deserve it, the littlest bit
we're both very mean
Aug 3, 2013
Aug 3, 2013 at 12:48 AM UTC
Pam wear me welterweight
beached in butterfly arms
Bright huts twinkle blighty eyes
a disguise.
Faces flair
wished elsewhere
sick cluedo:
Plath
In bath
with turned on toaster
Roller coaster
on slick rails of sleepy lids
down a doused mouth
crooked in upward bend
the baby rattles rattle
rattled in the end
powder descending hills
Till I gobble the goblet further
stump to a tower of transient treats
toss bosses in storms
called Paulie
and shake shake my box in Jest
Pam makkah in hajj
Hell o' a love
I got the bug.
May 14, 2018
May 14, 2018 at 9:56 AM UTC
What makes me stronger than you, that I lived and you didn't?
And what makes me wish, so oddly, so intensely,
That we were exactly the same
And I stopped,
Still pure,
When my love left me?
I am Paulie's falcon
And I flew away.
And I wish I'd fallen instead,
When I fell from perfect love.
Jun 23, 2013
Jun 23, 2013 at 1:26 AM UTC
We sit in a circle
We're playing Russian Roulette
With life
And I think you're going to lose
You light it up
Take a hit
And in that moment
I see what your life could be
Forever
And
I. Don't. Want it.
You pass it over
I take a hit
And the acrid taste
Does not make me feel
Any different
I sit in silence
And watch you
smile
And you think you've won
But really,
we've both lost
You the game,
and I, you.
Jan 29, 2013
Jan 29, 2013 at 11:38 PM UTC
Still a dangerous emcee once I set my feet in the industry
Exposing used to be homies now they wanna kill.me
But can't still.me I keep the techs on me
Just incase I gotta capture another soul makin' eternity
Placin' urns round me Cuz they soon to burn
To ashes smoke the greenest grass from Shannon Ireland
This captain ain't hiring
only killers I be admirin' y'all flows expirin'
Once the sirens sounding another Emcees gets a pounding
Heads covered with ***** plastic bags
Poked holes soon to be drowning
Fools tellin' jokes but you don't see me clowning
Only money and guns I trust so that's my surrounding
A King like Arthur I be the author
Sealin' emcees chapter takes notes for the rapture
Kidnapped ya team flashplay scenes Bones become fractured
Once I roll over weak emcees like a tractor
Major factor to this game
We ain't no actors
Flippin' heads With my metal spatula
Communicating to y'all with the street vernacular
My personality evil as Mallory
Natural born killers
Intincts is what inspires me
Who better than me?
My flows poisonous like Ivy
Got more brothers than Isley
Summer breeze with me
Heat is what ya catching from me
My guns Rip through skin cells so rapidly
Paint murders so vividly graphically
They'll remember me I'll be
Notorious like B-I-G
Fools dry lookin' all thirsty
Sips bottles of the Dom Perry
**** Governor Perry we bake more dough than Pillsbury
Rolls so know ya role or else get the barrel to ya temple
Executions made Iraqi style so how?
You gone disconnect the dial?
Deaths is callin' soon to be fallin'
With the rest of the Angels
That we had to fuckin' strangle
Don't matter the point or angle
Fools chained like Django hop in the Black Tahoe we got deals for sure
I'm.hustlin night and day like Al B Sure
We choke out competition like Latrell
Make heaven out of hell never see a jail cell
Money lookin' too good I'm feelim' Richie
Chillin' at the top mobbin' like Big Paulie
Dec 21, 2017
Dec 21, 2017 at 8:52 PM UTC
Suckas know to give up once my mack lifts up
Ya soul blood losing control soon to stroll
Down to the valley of death row
Skulls and bones
So know ya role guns stay turning bodies cold
So know the protocol ****** be dumber than Cole
******* get ***** to mack sales pitch leave em sowed like a stitch soon to be bewitched
Rich as Mitch mon son of a Vatican Assassin my flows blasting
Like falling stars scarred from my mental barbed wires
Fools tumblin' like clothes insids of a dryer vocals growin' higher
Let the sigh out it's just the death angels out
Seekin' to devour lost souls in the darkest hour
Reigning with shower growing in power every hour
Collapsing minds like the event of the Twin Towers
Nine eleven I ascended from hell to heaven
I'm Spawn caped in vibranium laced my cranium
With coke and *** sound the drums
It's just fools exiting the earth platform
Entering into another dimension and you can tell by the sounds of their humss....(ye dead ****
Fools claim peace once they see my pistol piece
Set to releash ending your lease folded like a crease
Straight beast on the microphone never roam in the dangerzone alone
I hang where lions be standing on the throne
I'm Simba lookin' for a Nalas chocha my bars roast ya
Pass cajun taking over every station
No more hesitatin' we came with ammunition
Guns is clickin' objects torn from the rippin'
Bodies flyin' like Pippen let the bloodshed then I'm dippin'
Up out of scene focused on green like Al
Love and happiness ain't always bliss haters miss
The point I'm tryna spread positivity
But they be takin' me off my paths gravity
Thinking they can battle me causin war casualities
Look at me? You cant hang with the witty
Im harder than cold tittites fools talk itty bittty
The be sweeter than Hello Kitty
Ducked taped mouth yellow tape scenes
Now ya hauled by the coroner's limousine
Chasing the cream I chill like mobb boss Paulie
Undercover so you fools will never find me
Apr 30, 2018
Apr 30, 2018 at 9:35 PM UTC