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Eye hav a higgoramous, shee tort me orl I knoe Sheez a clevar Higgoramous az Higorrami goe Shee tort me orl mi spelin and wen eye pik mi no’s Ter wypit on der carpit knot rubbit on mi close Sum peepul saye herz higgorrunt an saye dat shee iz fik I ate dem orrid peepul dey reely mayk mee sik I ope dat shee gitz pregerant an az a littel cubb Eye’ll fead er lotz of kandie an uthar luvly grubb Eye’ll elp er mummie baff er eye’ll chainge er durty nappie Shee’ll bee soe qoot an cudelsum shee’l mayk mee viry appy An wen der cubb gitz biggar shee’ll plae wiv mee an kis An evariwun wil real eyes dat higgoramous’s iz bliss :-)
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Feb 11, 2015
Feb 11, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC
Blocat
My Higgorramous
Eye hav a higgoramous, shee tort me orl I knoe Sheez a clevar Higgoramous az Higorrami goe Shee tort me orl mi spelin and wen eye pik mi no’s Ter wypit on der carpit knot rubbit on mi close Sum peepul saye herz higgorrunt an saye dat shee iz fik I ate dem orrid peepul dey reely mayk mee sik I ope dat shee gitz pregerant an az a littel cubb Eye’ll fead er lotz of kandie an uthar luvly grubb Eye’ll elp er mummie baff er eye’ll chainge er durty nappie Shee’ll bee soe qoot an cudelsum shee’l mayk mee viry appy An wen der cubb gitz biggar shee’ll plae wiv mee an kis An evariwun wil real eyes dat higgoramous’s iz bliss :-)
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Come I’, Sit daahn, Shurrup, Wor t' fust thin 'a' ah 'eard. So ah grabbed uz buk fra t' back. ‘n prepared for summa’ absurd An exam ont’ fust day ah exclaimed! As uz face exploded wi’ rage Ah dead eyed ‘im fra across t’ room ‘n reluctantly turned t’ page T’ year continued like ‘dis, ‘n uz nem appeared ont’ board ‘n ta quote wah’ I’d learnt fra’ uz studies, Ah felt wretched ‘n abhorred Tahhm passed by, ‘n 'e 'n class began ta connect. n suddenly 'a' dislikin, turned inter respect. Tahhm went furtha, as 'e yelled 'n laughed 'n cussed, ‘n suddenly ‘a’ respect, turned inter complete trust. ‘e’d lern wee randa facts, ‘n sha wee gormless vids. 'e’d respect wee li' adults, 'n nivva' treat wee li' kids. 'n even when ah wor glum, ‘n wasn’t feelin missen, ‘e’d finn' eur way ta use 'is words ta nurse uz back ta 'ealth. ‘n when 'e sez 'e wor leavin, everybody’s 'eart cried, We didn’t want ta seh tarreur, teur t' bloke who’d bin ah guide Sa t' best we can doa is come togetha, ‘n gatha orl wee folks. 'n wish t' best o' luck ta ah ‘un 'n onny, Yorksha bloke.
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Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019 at 3:35 PM UTC
charltontom
T' Yorkshire bloke.
Come I’, Sit daahn, Shurrup, Wor t' fust thin 'a' ah 'eard. So ah grabbed uz buk fra t' back. ‘n prepared for summa’ absurd An exam ont’ fust day ah exclaimed! As uz face exploded wi’ rage Ah dead eyed ‘im fra across t’ room ‘n reluctantly turned t’ page T’ year continued like ‘dis, ‘n uz nem appeared ont’ board ‘n ta quote wah’ I’d learnt fra’ uz studies, Ah felt wretched ‘n abhorred Tahhm passed by, ‘n 'e 'n class began ta connect. n suddenly 'a' dislikin, turned inter respect. Tahhm went furtha, as 'e yelled 'n laughed 'n cussed, ‘n suddenly ‘a’ respect, turned inter complete trust. ‘e’d lern wee randa facts, ‘n sha wee gormless vids. 'e’d respect wee li' adults, 'n nivva' treat wee li' kids. 'n even when ah wor glum, ‘n wasn’t feelin missen, ‘e’d finn' eur way ta use 'is words ta nurse uz back ta 'ealth. ‘n when 'e sez 'e wor leavin, everybody’s 'eart cried, We didn’t want ta seh tarreur, teur t' bloke who’d bin ah guide Sa t' best we can doa is come togetha, ‘n gatha orl wee folks. 'n wish t' best o' luck ta ah ‘un 'n onny, Yorksha bloke.
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