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"nalgene" poems
Day 1: Smoothie (approx. 154 calories) Kind Bar (150 calories) Red Rhapsody Odwalla (200 calories) Fudge Bar (more calories than it should have) Handful of almonds (264 calories) Half a box of dove chocolates (too many calories) Half a Nalgene of water (0 calories) Thoughts: I have a friend who used to say she was “Fasting for religious purposes” like every Tuesday and Thursday. Okay, I’m sorry, but what ******* religion fasts twice a week? Like Karen , you’re not ******* fooling us you’re starving yourself. We all know it’s how you maintain your ~gorgeous~ stick like figure skinny ***** you’re not fooling anyone. I mean just say you diet, but as I mentioned in the title DIETS ARE A ******* JOKE! I’ve got a great idea kids! Let’s go not eat good food and see how we feel. ***** you vegans) Sounds like **** I wanna eat pizza, and fudge bars, and cake, and literally EVERYTHING and not feel ******* bad about it. Like is that too much to ask? Whatever. Peace out. Don’t die on the way home. Day 2: Fasting for religious purposes. Thoughts: **** me. 1 Karen does not exist; Karen is a fictional character who I created to fulfill the requirements of my artistic vision. The only Karen I know is like forty-eight and works with my mom, trust me she doesn’t starve herself.
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Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 3:52 PM UTC
DIETS ARE SUCH A ******* JOKE
Today, the renaissance continues … with any luck The words flow So I follow - - > The poem of life I am in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains In a town called Okotoks After breakfast, I’m driving West First across the Sheep Past Big Rock Then west down the number 7 And through a Black Diamond And again, across the Sheep - - > I don’t know how that works I’m just following the path Taking a turn at Turner Valley And on to the 22 and into K-country Kundalini Country, perhaps More likely Kananaskis A vision of a great leader to set aside place and space For beautiful things to grow Now down the 549 and into the heart I’ve hiked hearts ridge Camped there in the dead of winter once Only thing keeping me warm was a Nalgene bottle full of tea And the down of our feathered friends Insulated on a bed of air And of course a shell from the face of the north Tonight, I sleep at Indian Graves (Campground) Latitude: 50.2417849636 Longitude: -114.362189631 Cause it’s here that I find answers And I bet, if the land decides to speak, shares poetry
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Sep 20, 2014
Sep 20, 2014 at 11:27 AM UTC
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