preface: prays of purse filled legal tender
this ****** NOT ******
(hue coward know who eye mean)
hie do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
*** a lee till bitta chump change
boot overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...who knows maybe
formerly owned by Jessica Lange
thence might be within my financial range
even though this har chap
decades older than college student - iz that strange?
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GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST --- or
subtitled IN PRAYS OF LEGAL TENDER.
Let this dog gone prime mate ova simian sketch out
his general doggerel to free
unleashing a swiftly tale lord
of the flies - harried styled brush stroke of strengths
me retracted claws, which might find me
barking up the wrong tree arf find yarself
cat a tonic taking a nap -
in the land of doctor ah zee.
akin to a termite expending energy
thru wood to bore search sans income
an arduous slow book king chore thus,
i spruce quest per
my non-conformist poetic je ne sais quois x cell lent
cover letter de jour 4u2 access and for me
to entertain as a minimum less or more
and then...whoosh
into circular filing cabinet ye will store
this non-formal reap ply,
which email will take cyberspace tour.
Pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru this contrived virtual toy story
qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize opening virtual community chest
into a likely monopoly winning chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excitement n contra dance
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists
for this self anointed bard, who dislikes formality
presents a brief poo whet tick summation
sans technical skills, he hopes to enhance
p'raps earn enough moolah to see arc d'triumph,
Louvre, Paris France i offer
the following poetic expression
for ye to take a glance
and help this intuitive **** sapiens income
to expand and en-hance,
which byte size bit torrent humor
without use of strong arm, nor lance
might cause ye to soil pants
after misinterpreting mishmash
as some rave and rants
part time con sit hard so positive stance
a subtle intent worth hiring,
2 sway au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
betcha never red a poe sting like this faux
iambic pentameter electronic wire
from boyish looking blood muggle
father up in years (whose nonpareil courage
to face voldemort never does tire)
and two grown girls
would consider him a worthy hire
to rake in gobs of legal tender,
satiating unquenchable hunger
hunger game of thrones,
and thirst qua knowledge = powerful
for bits of computer know how to acquire.
this cover letter of sorts conveys
teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size actual work experience
(this older mister rhyme stir
lives northwest of philadelphia city)
kenye bull heave that,
nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT confused with HACKER)
though disparate deeds offset
by difference of third letter
to employ computer and writing skills,
+ rooted tid bits of moxie playing at nearby Roxy
burrow, which prompts the following ditty
express interest to apply mental tasks
ala computer trouble shooting
some may ascribe as nitty gritty
on par with secret life of Walter Mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
this merely meant to be silly
yet also attempted to be witty.
No matter how many miles by car
(actual company might be within dead
man walking distance)
opportunity not be considered to far
using acumen huck cull interest
and technologically spar
+ graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.
Iambic pentameter might be faux pas
not the traditional standard genre
for a cover letter
i see no reason why
non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as mode
to communicate pursuit viz philologist technician
and paperback writer wannabe,
cuz i love each english language letter,
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully offers unique outlook re:
other respondents at least a bit better.
this pure breed mud half blood muggle prince
born (whom most think me full o hogwash
to *** rid of hog wort) - yea
truth seeker for employment reckons
the following poetic way
not necessarily follows formalities
to reply would readily say,
yet why adhere to conformity,
which paradigm frowns on creativity
atypical modus operandi to reply
positive job offer i pray
even if outcome per offering interest
turns out to be nay
perhaps because where mien hometown
west of philadelphia lay
boot methinks tis cuz mine longish
wavy hair follicles fifty shades of gray.
no employment vitae shows dearth
hence decided to resort - thou add verse
to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise,
possessing attributes FitBit wool worth consideration --
so just allow me to boast
blithely riding iambic pentameter to coast
given opportunity to eradicate
re: exorcise binary electronic bookworm
even Casper the friendly ghost
n offer bytes of helpful information from pc host
information technology position tacked on fence post
with sought after salary goal fair n equitably per year
would necessitate celebration
tete a tete vis a vis teetotaler toast.
So...without further ado, i slightly brag
telling ability to conduct understand bit size crag
reckon obsolete intricacies such as dos
passé, and hardly requisite material,
i learned to manage
common system utilities
such as scan disk and defrag
installed and resolved dsl issues,
performed scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches
removal of dos files, installation
and/or removal of hardware
uninstalling software, running registry sweeps
attempting to remove bugs and errors
causing machine to cough and gag,
which invariably causes processes
as downloading, sending, uploading, et cetera to lag
if chance smiles on consideration --
a happy go lucky dog this tail will wag.
oh...by the way, i would accept a starting
and/or negotiable salary as a starting wage
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage
whose role can double up as a court jester,
Batman joker, or jimmy john page
hopeful this poetic synopsis
offers favorable gauge
in tandem enriching fount of knowledge
More valuable at this advanced age.
y'all might think this reply balderdash and rot
which may matter on par bo diddly squat
no matter i herald from skid row royalty
with salient strengths being prestigious Scott
**** tuckus, butta Matthew Harris
does not smoke *****
nor drink from a ***
and a student he is not
nor a gentleman quarterly kennedyesque fellow
who would be called really hot
yet moxie by proxy this poet of doth got
and might elicit salient characteristics
similar to a humanoid heterosexual bot
and, oh by the way, i lived in lower merion
for some years that = quite alot.
This from - a generic johnny
come lately jim crow chee
can tackle the junkyard dawg,
while trump petting, swaggering,
rollicking with rod ham
pomp *** city but,
who **** house trained
and can use snout to play putt putt
plus extricate moss elf from tread full rut.
this sub woofer snapper papa pooch,
though scrawny and essentially
a generic mixed breed
bowled with dennis the menace
plus jeff and mutt
an older dog gone college alumni
of hard knocks
relied on powder milk bone dog biscuits
to hone courage, and overcome shyness
(predominant among norwegian
bachelor farmers canine pets)
this diet of powdered raw bit,
weighed heavy in my gut
thus, i conclude air rating whims
hoop ping this passes windy muster
and makes the cut
if nyat - dag nabbit rab but.
