"mcconaughey" poems - Hello Poetry

oh... so now i know where my "st. vitus'" take on sporadic, uncontrollable dance routines took place: drunk, i attempted to whistle... each and every time i attempted to whistle... i burst into a fire and fury of laughter, as if i waa hearing political satire! every single time i'd try to whistle: giggles... a bit like watching the laws surrounding marihuana, on a friday evening lodged in amsterdam... asking myself: am i here for the **** or the puerto rican plumps of pork chops still breathing with a 17th century fetish for excesses? perhaps neither... perhaps both... i'll have heiny ec-ken (bite of a buttocks) nekken - (bite of the neck): huh!? i really expected matthew mcconaughey to be much taller, in real life, let alone the oscars' ceremony. i.e. is that a ****** or a ******* leprechaun? no good trying to whistle, when all you can do in "return" is to giggle at the attempt, to.

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Jul 20, 2018

Jul 20, 2018 at 8:13 PM UTC

removed.polaroid-scrabble

oh, so that's why

oh... so now i know where my "st. vitus'" take on sporadic, uncontrollable dance routines took place: drunk, i attempted to whistle... each and every time i attempted to whistle... i burst into a fire and fury of laughter, as if i waa hearing political satire! every single time i'd try to whistle: giggles... a bit like watching the laws surrounding marihuana, on a friday evening lodged in amsterdam... asking myself: am i here for the **** or the puerto rican plumps of pork chops still breathing with a 17th century fetish for excesses? perhaps neither... perhaps both... i'll have heiny ec-ken (bite of a buttocks) nekken - (bite of the neck): huh!? i really expected matthew mcconaughey to be much taller, in real life, let alone the oscars' ceremony. i.e. is that a ****** or a ******* leprechaun? no good trying to whistle, when all you can do in "return" is to giggle at the attempt, to.

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Some women smile because they’re excited to see you. Some women smile because they’re expected to. I’ve been trained to see the difference. Some women will say they love you, because the first date didn’t go so well, and they want to scare you off. Some women say they just want to have fun, then cry on nights when they’re alone. Some women just want to be left alone. Some women go out to the bar for girls’ night, but really are just there to pick up guys. Some women pretend not to care about Valentine’s Day. Some women are actually ready at 8. Some women will buy me dinner, and I feel grateful but still somehow less of a man. Some women remind me of my mother. This terrifies me. Some women think I’m gay. My ******** begs to differ. Some women are just too fat. Some women can pull it off. Some women commit, only to **** your best friend the next day. Some women love *** more than me. Some women want to be saved, others want to do the saving. Some women see my ***** as an act of hostility. Some women wish they had my eyelashes. Some women, I wish just had an instruction manual. Some women will never be content. Some women remind me sanity is not gender specific. Some women disprove this argument. Some women complain about money, then yell at you for working too much while spending $800 on a Gucci handbag. Some women understand a Sears purse works just as well. Some women have been deceived one too many times by men. Some women believe the right man will behave like Matthew McConaughey, or at least the McConaughey they see on screen. Some women prove that nice guys don’t always finish last. We’ve been raised to think otherwise. Some women wait at home at night, wondering if he will ever arrive, knock on their door, and show them that not all men are bad.

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Jun 2, 2012

Jun 2, 2012 at 3:11 AM UTC

patrick-sutphin

Some women

Some women smile because they’re excited to see you. Some women smile because they’re expected to. I’ve been trained to see the difference. Some women will say they love you, because the first date didn’t go so well, and they want to scare you off. Some women say they just want to have fun, then cry on nights when they’re alone. Some women just want to be left alone. Some women go out to the bar for girls’ night, but really are just there to pick up guys. Some women pretend not to care about Valentine’s Day. Some women are actually ready at 8. Some women will buy me dinner, and I feel grateful but still somehow less of a man. Some women remind me of my mother. This terrifies me. Some women think I’m gay. My ******** begs to differ. Some women are just too fat. Some women can pull it off. Some women commit, only to **** your best friend the next day. Some women love *** more than me. Some women want to be saved, others want to do the saving. Some women see my ***** as an act of hostility. Some women wish they had my eyelashes. Some women, I wish just had an instruction manual. Some women will never be content. Some women remind me sanity is not gender specific. Some women disprove this argument. Some women complain about money, then yell at you for working too much while spending $800 on a Gucci handbag. Some women understand a Sears purse works just as well. Some women have been deceived one too many times by men. Some women believe the right man will behave like Matthew McConaughey, or at least the McConaughey they see on screen. Some women prove that nice guys don’t always finish last. We’ve been raised to think otherwise. Some women wait at home at night, wondering if he will ever arrive, knock on their door, and show them that not all men are bad.

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Turn the "M" sideways. Marshal Mathers Marilyn Monroe Marilyn Manson Matthew McConaughey Meghan Markle Mac Miller Melissa McCarthy Mads Mikkelsen Mandy Moore Max Minghella Malcom McDowell M.J (M) 13+(J) 10 = 23 (two threes) 33 Michael Jordan Michael Jackson Michael Johnson Magic Johnson **** Jagger Marc Jacobs Milla Jovovich Montel Jordan C.C (C) 3+(C) 3 = (Two Threes) Chevy Chase Cindy Crawford Chelsea Clinton Courtney *** Chris Cornel Christopher Columbus Charlie Chaplin Camila Cabello Chris Cuomo Chuck Connors B.C or C.B (B) 2+(C) 3 = (Two Threes) Bill Clinton Bill Cosby Bradley Cooper Benedict Cumberbatch Billy Crystal Ben Carson Chadwick Boseman Christian Bale Chris Brown Charles Bronson Chris Benoit Companies Hiding Evil Numbers BBC=223 Skull and bones 322 (biblical) just Google 322 bible. They are trying to become God's. Eat from the tree of life and live forever. What do you think that means? WWE Flip the letters around and you get 333. For 33.3 CNN logo is CW for 33 (C)3 + (W) flipped is a 3 F.O.X in the hebrew alphabet is 666

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Sep 28, 2021

Sep 28, 2021 at 5:51 AM UTC

evolove

The cult of 33 (Satanist's) "And a third of the Angels fell"

Turn the "M" sideways. Marshal Mathers Marilyn Monroe Marilyn Manson Matthew McConaughey Meghan Markle Mac Miller Melissa McCarthy Mads Mikkelsen Mandy Moore Max Minghella Malcom McDowell M.J (M) 13+(J) 10 = 23 (two threes) 33 Michael Jordan Michael Jackson Michael Johnson Magic Johnson **** Jagger Marc Jacobs Milla Jovovich Montel Jordan C.C (C) 3+(C) 3 = (Two Threes) Chevy Chase Cindy Crawford Chelsea Clinton Courtney *** Chris Cornel Christopher Columbus Charlie Chaplin Camila Cabello Chris Cuomo Chuck Connors B.C or C.B (B) 2+(C) 3 = (Two Threes) Bill Clinton Bill Cosby Bradley Cooper Benedict Cumberbatch Billy Crystal Ben Carson Chadwick Boseman Christian Bale Chris Brown Charles Bronson Chris Benoit Companies Hiding Evil Numbers BBC=223 Skull and bones 322 (biblical) just Google 322 bible. They are trying to become God's. Eat from the tree of life and live forever. What do you think that means? WWE Flip the letters around and you get 333. For 33.3 CNN logo is CW for 33 (C)3 + (W) flipped is a 3 F.O.X in the hebrew alphabet is 666

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In my darkest dream, I'm wearing sunglasses at night while I drive... a phantom flying down freeways During my journey I spot Matthew McConaughey in his glistening Lincoln chariot - a smug smile vanishing from his famous face as I speed by on my breathless trek I will not be surpassed or surprised or stifled by any mega rich superstar or anyone else in motion... my eyes unblinking as I race with frightening intensity on this endless stretch of highway I sense that people in power are impressed with my arrogance and every dewy-eyed starlet in Hollywood falls apart at the sight of me masked dramatically in my striking shades - my music blasting my foot on the accelerator my destination a well kept secret I have an image now to uphold so splendid so masterful perfectly illuminated by the glow of a brilliant desert moon lighting my way toward a golden promised land

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Jul 7, 2016

Jul 7, 2016 at 5:05 PM UTC

vernon-waring

Sunglasses at Night

In my darkest dream, I'm wearing sunglasses at night while I drive... a phantom flying down freeways During my journey I spot Matthew McConaughey in his glistening Lincoln chariot - a smug smile vanishing from his famous face as I speed by on my breathless trek I will not be surpassed or surprised or stifled by any mega rich superstar or anyone else in motion... my eyes unblinking as I race with frightening intensity on this endless stretch of highway I sense that people in power are impressed with my arrogance and every dewy-eyed starlet in Hollywood falls apart at the sight of me masked dramatically in my striking shades - my music blasting my foot on the accelerator my destination a well kept secret I have an image now to uphold so splendid so masterful perfectly illuminated by the glow of a brilliant desert moon lighting my way toward a golden promised land

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