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Intense Workout I try to workout diligently, at least 3 times a week, the muscles are tight and strong, I'm certainly no geek, I pump the iron, walk the track, listen to my tunes, but lately I've been distracted, watching for ms June She's quite the lovely lady, recently moved to this place, she is French, with sweet accent, puts smiles on my face, vous êtes l'homme élégant she says to me, her eyes sparkle bright, I have no idea what that means, so I just smile with delight sometimes she reaches out, and touches me on my arm, de tels forts muscles she says, and this makes me warm, I need to study French I guess, so I won't look the fool, for all I know, there is a chance, she is calling me a tool the thing that's bad about this all, is I work out way too long, trying to impress this girl, make her think I am King Kong, now my muscles are getting sore, I'm working way to hard, if I keep this up much more, I'll be searching for my doctor's card Gomer LePoet...
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Dec 5, 2013
Dec 5, 2013 at 8:14 PM UTC
Intense Workout
Saved by the Sunflower A very strong storm was arriving, there were large black clouds coming from the east, strong gusting turbulent winds threatening to snap everything, severe down pouring of flooding rain, as if the clouds were crying out in pain, it did not seem there would be anyway to save the flower garden, nothing could survive this unannounced exploding of nature, this seemingly uncontrollable outburst, something, maybe everything was going to be destroyed, this day turned in to this night of hell, the rain, the wind, the flashes of lightning, this violent death would not be stopped this time, then a small voice could barely be heard, at first it was ignored, flicked away like a mosquito, the voice did not give up though, once again it cried out, once again it was ignored, brushed aside, the voice continued gaining strength, it refused to be shut down, the creator of the storm suddenly took a step back, looking down to see where this voice was coming from, it was emanating from this one lone sunflower, it was the sunflower that had been given the name Perly, Perly would not, could not be denied as she screamed out, leave this garden oh evil storm, I will not except the outcome, the outcome that you predict will never occur, we are fighters, we will never give in to your senseless urges, please wake up and hear my plea for sanity, the storm started to weaken, slowly at first, but continued gaining momentum loosing it's grip on this act of violence until finally succumbing to this cry of desperation from the little sunflower. Gradually, the wind stopped blowing, the rain stopped falling, the sun began peaking thru the clouds. Perly Sunflower had saved the lives of all the other flowers in the garden, and the life of gardens caretaker. A plaque is now erected on this spot proclaiming the bravery of this little sunflower that would not give in, would not accept, would not cower away. The caretaker of the garden professes eternal gratitude and love for this brave creature of Gods doing. Thank you Perly sunflower Gomer LePoet...
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 11:00 PM UTC
Saved by the Sunflower
Saved by the Sunflower A very strong storm was arriving, there were large black clouds coming from the east, strong gusting turbulent winds threatening to snap everything, severe down pouring of flooding rain, as if the clouds were crying out in pain, it did not seem there would be anyway to save the flower garden, nothing could survive this unannounced exploding of nature, this seemingly uncontrollable outburst, something, maybe everything was going to be destroyed, this day turned in to this night of hell, the rain, the wind, the flashes of lightning, this violent death would not be stopped this time, then a small voice could barely be heard, at first it was ignored, flicked away like a mosquito, the voice did not give up though, once again it cried out, once again it was ignored, brushed aside, the voice continued gaining strength, it refused to be shut down, the creator of the storm suddenly took a step back, looking down to see where this voice was coming from, it was emanating from this one lone sunflower, it was the sunflower that had been given the name Perly, Perly would not, could not be denied as she screamed out, leave this garden oh evil storm, I will not except the outcome, the outcome that you predict will never occur, we are fighters, we will never give in to your senseless urges, please wake up and hear my plea for sanity, the storm started to weaken, slowly at first, but continued gaining momentum loosing it's grip on this act of violence until finally succumbing to this cry of desperation from the little sunflower. Gradually, the wind stopped blowing, the rain stopped falling, the sun began peaking thru the clouds. Perly Sunflower had saved the lives of all the other flowers in the garden, and the life of gardens caretaker. A plaque is now erected on this spot proclaiming the bravery of this little sunflower that would not give in, would not accept, would not cower away. The caretaker of the garden professes eternal gratitude and love for this brave creature of Gods doing. Thank you Perly sunflower Gomer LePoet...
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Saved by the Sunflower A very strong storm was arriving, there were large black clouds coming from the east, strong gusting turbulent winds threating to snap everything, severe down poring of flooding rain, as if the clouds were crying out in pain, it did not seem there would be anyway to save the flower garden, nothing could survive this unannounced exploding of nature, this seemingly uncontrollable outburst, something, maybe everything was going to be destroyed, this day turned in to this night of hell, the rain, the wind, the flashes of lightning, this violent death would not be stopped this time, then a small voice could barely be heard, at first it was ignored, flicked away like a mosquito, the voice did not give up though, once again it cried out, once again it was ignored, brushed aside, the voice continued gaining strength, it refused to be shut down, the creator of the storm suddenly took a step back, looking down to see where this voice was coming from, it was emanating from this one lone sunflower, it was the sunflower that had been given the name Perly, Perly would not, could not be denied as she screamed out, leave this garden oh evil storm, I will not except the outcome, the outcome that you predict will occur, we are fighters, we will never give in to your senseless urges, please wake up and hear my plea for sanity, the storm started to weaken, slowly at first, but continued gaining momentum loosing it's grip on this act of violence until finally secumbing to this cry of desperation from the little sunflower. Gradually, the wind stopped blowing, the rain stopped falling, the sun began peaking thru the clouds. Perly Sunflower had saved the lives of all the other flowers in the garden, and the life of gardens caretaker. A plaque is now erected on this spot proclaiming the bravery of this little sunflower that would not give in, would not accept, would not cower away. The caretaker of the garden professes eternal gratitude and love for this brave creature of Gods doing. Thank you Perly sunflower Gomer LePoet..
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May 11, 2010
May 11, 2010 at 9:50 PM UTC
Saved by the Sunflower
Saved by the Sunflower A very strong storm was arriving, there were large black clouds coming from the east, strong gusting turbulent winds threating to snap everything, severe down poring of flooding rain, as if the clouds were crying out in pain, it did not seem there would be anyway to save the flower garden, nothing could survive this unannounced exploding of nature, this seemingly uncontrollable outburst, something, maybe everything was going to be destroyed, this day turned in to this night of hell, the rain, the wind, the flashes of lightning, this violent death would not be stopped this time, then a small voice could barely be heard, at first it was ignored, flicked away like a mosquito, the voice did not give up though, once again it cried out, once again it was ignored, brushed aside, the voice continued gaining strength, it refused to be shut down, the creator of the storm suddenly took a step back, looking down to see where this voice was coming from, it was emanating from this one lone sunflower, it was the sunflower that had been given the name Perly, Perly would not, could not be denied as she screamed out, leave this garden oh evil storm, I will not except the outcome, the outcome that you predict will occur, we are fighters, we will never give in to your senseless urges, please wake up and hear my plea for sanity, the storm started to weaken, slowly at first, but continued gaining momentum loosing it's grip on this act of violence until finally secumbing to this cry of desperation from the little sunflower. Gradually, the wind stopped blowing, the rain stopped falling, the sun began peaking thru the clouds. Perly Sunflower had saved the lives of all the other flowers in the garden, and the life of gardens caretaker. A plaque is now erected on this spot proclaiming the bravery of this little sunflower that would not give in, would not accept, would not cower away. The caretaker of the garden professes eternal gratitude and love for this brave creature of Gods doing. Thank you Perly sunflower Gomer LePoet..
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Congratulations Congratulations, take a bow, you have stolen the show you really had me going there, and now I'm eating crow I was convinced, you changed your mind, a constant fool am I you ****** me in, with your magic tongue, every word a lie Congratulations, take a bow, you have claimed the prize once again, I failed to see, through your deceit and lies you told me how much you cared, you're really good at this turned my back, you gave a shove, into the great abyss Congratulations, take a bow, you're such a super star you're number 1, tops on the charts, you've really set the bar your command, of mystic spells, has climbed right off the charts you hand to me, my broken heart, in a box of old used parts Congratulations, take a bow, you've won another crown is this the end, the final blow, should I dress up like a clown cause one more time, the joker's wild, I've been the perfect fool I thought I had, a fighting chance, but you've taken me to school Congratulations, take a bow, the final act has played, you cut right through, my hopes and dreams, with your pointed blade when the program, lists the players, will my name appear you said I love you, to my face, now you're no longer here Gomer LePoet...
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May 11, 2010
May 11, 2010 at 9:52 PM UTC
Congratulations
Congratulations Congratulations, take a bow, you have stolen the show you really had me going there, and now I'm eating crow I was convinced, you changed your mind, a constant fool am I you ****** me in, with your magic tongue, every word a lie Congratulations, take a bow, you have claimed the prize once again, I failed to see, through your deceit and lies you told me how much you cared, you're really good at this turned my back, you gave me a shove, into the great abyss Congratulations, take a bow, you're such a super star you're number 1, tops on the charts, you've really set the bar your command, of mystic spells, has climbed right off the charts you hand to me, my broken heart, in a box of old used parts Congratulations, take a bow, you've won another crown is this the end, the final blow, should I dress up like a clown cause one more time, the joker's wild, I've been the perfect fool I thought I had, a fighting chance, but you've taken me to school Congratulations, take a bow, the final act has played, you cut right through, my hopes and dreams, with your pointed blade when the program, lists the players, will my name appear you said I love you, to my face, now you're no longer here Gomer LePoet...
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May 2, 2013
May 2, 2013 at 6:04 PM UTC
Congratulations
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips Now I'm thinking I am, your typical male who loves beautiful women, and all they entail tall or short both, make my heart do flips but the things that I, like for sure it's alright if, they're somewhat demure are perky ******* and pouty lips a personality, is a wonderful thing it would be cool, if she can dance and sing don't mind playin poker, and bettin those chips a sense of humor, with a snorting laugh always willing, to give you half umm but I crave perky ******* and pouty lips I love watching them, when they come and go swingin those hips, to and fro make my heart beat do, a couple of skips but look at those ******* and that **** mouth causing a disturbance down to the south god I love perky ******* and pouty lips Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:26 PM UTC
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips
Congratulations Congratulations, take a bow, you have stolen the show you really had me going there, and now I'm eating crow I was convinced, you changed your mind, a constant fool am I you ****** me in, with your magic tongue, every word a lie Congratulations, take a bow, you have claimed the prize once again, I failed to see, through your deceit and lies you told me how much you cared, you're really good at this turned my back, you gave me a shove, into the great abyss Congratulations, take a bow, you're such a super star you're number 1, tops on the charts, you've really set the bar your command, of mystic spells, has climbed right off the charts you hand to me, my broken heart, in a box of old used parts Congratulations, take a bow, you've won another crown is this the end, the final blow, should I dress up like a clown cause one more time, the joker's wild, I've been the perfect fool I thought I had, a fighting chance, but you've taken me to school Congratulations, take a bow, the final act has played, you cut right through, my hopes and dreams, with your pointed blade when the program, lists the players, will my name appear you said I love you, to my face, now you're no longer here Gomer LePoet...
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Jan 2, 2015
Jan 2, 2015 at 11:16 PM UTC
Congratulations
Easy It is so easy easy to pretend I do not miss you easy to remove you from my mind easy to turn my head when a tear falls easy to make up a lie when someone wonders why where you have gone it is so easy easy to tell stories of days gone past easy to say not everything is destined to last easy to fake a cough when I choke up inside my head easy to say I will not cry as the days and nights go by where have you gone it's not that easy Gomer LePoet ...
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Jun 23, 2013
Jun 23, 2013 at 3:03 PM UTC
Easy
Saturn Venus & Mars If you live in the Northern Hemishpere of this universe, go out any night this week an hour or so after sunset, and look at the western sky to catch a planetary triple play starring Venus, Saturn and Mars. The first thing skywatchers will see — weather permitting — is the planet Venus, slightly north of west, in the constellation Gemini. Look for Gemini's twin first magnitude stars, Pollux and Castor, just above Venus. As the sky gets darker, the planet Mars can be spotted to Venus' left as it appears in the constellation Leo very close to the bright, first magnitude star Regulus. Further still to the left, will be Saturn shining in the western part of the constellation Virgo. The sky map below shows how to spot all three planets. Venus, Mars and Saturn are all currently appearing, slightly north of the ecliptic, the path the sun appears to follow over the year, shown in green in the sky map. This occurance inspired the poem that follows. Good morning my love, hope that you slept well, while you were away my dear, all the night sky fell, the only stars that remain, are the stars in my eyes, when I gaze upon your face, the tears my heart cries, for I can only dream a dream, of you in my world, and wish that I could kiss, those sweet lips so curled, I also wish that you, would think of me this way, holding you in my arms, is my wish each and every day .... Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:21 PM UTC
Saturn Venus & Mars
Spank the Monkey when you're feelin crossed, alone and mad and need to do something good and bad you gotta find something that's really really funky you gotta go home sweet home in the back room all alone it's high time for you to spank the monkey you can use your left hand or you can use your right if careful and gentle you can do it all **** night you see the pictures hanging on the wall you see the thoughts dripping in your mind you're not just anybody's normal flunky you have grease in your hair and on your hand with your magic wand strike up the band keeping double time to spank the monkey Gomer LePoet ....
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Apr 25, 2013
Apr 25, 2013 at 6:36 PM UTC
Spank the Monkey
Doctor, oh Doctor doctor, oh doctor, I'm feeling quite sick have pains everywhere, even in my finger my tongue is swollen, I can't even lick my girlfriend replaced me, with a backup singer doctor, oh doctor, I'm feeling so sore had all night *** with this old drunken lady she tossed me around, even down on the floor don't remember her name, but I called her Katie doctor, oh doctor, I'm missing a sock he took down my pants, and looked at my knee he noticed that I, was wearing a **** rubbed his chin, and said now let me see doctor, oh doctor, I have a bad case of gas he looked in my ears, and looked up my nose said not to worry, that this would soon pass now I am getting, cramps in my toes doctor, oh doctor, I have this urge to spit my stomach is growling, think I need to eat my head is throbbing, my shirt is quite wet sweat pouring off me, even my feet doctor, oh doctor, why these bruises and cuts I'm starting to feel, a swelling in my wrist yes my lady has again, shown me the door don't know what I did, to get her so ****** doctor, oh doctor, I'm bouncing off walls do you see anything, wrong with my heart is it broken again, is that the problem or do I just need, to cut a big **** Gomer LePoet...
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Jul 19, 2010
Jul 19, 2010 at 6:01 AM UTC
Doctor, oh Doctor
First Kiss (Manchester to Miami) Rachel was a 19 year old student who attended the Royal Northern College of Music, located in Manchester UK. Manchester was considered the arts, media, higher education and commerce mecca of north central England. Bordered by the Cheshire plain to the south, and the Pennines mountain range to the north and east. The famous River Mersey ran along the southern side of Manchester. Rachel was packing for winter holiday with some of her classmates, to the warm beaches of Miami Florida, for a week long stay in the sun, far from the often dreary weather that settled over the UK this time of year. Not only was Rachel looking forward to the warm weather and sunny skies but she was looking forward to meeting up with Daniel. Daniel was a 40 something musician, beach bartender, handyman, who lived just outside of Miami. They had met on a poetry website seven months prior, and had established a warm friendship. They communicated almost daily threw emails, chat sites and through poetry exchanges. Their friendship had become more romantic in the last month or so, talking that silly love talk that new lovers used, and Rachel finished off every meeting with the initials AKTY at the end. AKTY stood for angel kisses to you, as Daniel liked to refer to her as his angel. they both were very excited about the chance to see each other, face to face. Rachel knew that the majority of Daniels poetry was slanted toward the romance side, and she knew from their conversations that he seemed to be educated, gentle and romantic. She was, they were, both looking forward to spending an evening together, holding hands,caressing each other, looking into each others eyes, and..... that first kiss. Kiss kiss kiss kiss hard rock guitars, lights and smoke Kiss, that first kiss, this is what, loves all about kiss, your sweet kiss, makes me go crazy, scream and shout your kiss, that angel kiss, can't live with out it, you drive me mad one kiss, just one kiss, from your sweet lips, blows my mind real bad don't know how I got by before you never want to try it no never again my darlin angel I adore you, since I met you you know i've been crazy, I've gone crazy, just can't get enuff, of you sweet baby dreaming, got me dreaming, every night baby, I don't mean maybe every kiss, like your first kiss, sets me ablaze, you know it takes me higher another kiss, I want another kiss, turn the flames up like a funeral pyre don't wanna try to get along without you never want to try it no never again my darlin angel I adore you, since I met you been waiting for that first kiss Gomer LePoet
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Apr 12, 2010
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:58 PM UTC
First Kiss (Act I -Manchester to Miami) A Rock Opera
First Kiss (Manchester to Miami) Rachel was a 19 year old student who attended the Royal Northern College of Music, located in Manchester UK. Manchester was considered the arts, media, higher education and commerce mecca of north central England. Bordered by the Cheshire plain to the south, and the Pennines mountain range to the north and east. The famous River Mersey ran along the southern side of Manchester. Rachel was packing for winter holiday with some of her classmates, to the warm beaches of Miami Florida, for a week long stay in the sun, far from the often dreary weather that settled over the UK this time of year. Not only was Rachel looking forward to the warm weather and sunny skies but she was looking forward to meeting up with Daniel. Daniel was a 40 something musician, beach bartender, handyman, who lived just outside of Miami. They had met on a poetry website seven months prior, and had established a warm friendship. They communicated almost daily threw emails, chat sites and through poetry exchanges. Their friendship had become more romantic in the last month or so, talking that silly love talk that new lovers used, and Rachel finished off every meeting with the initials AKTY at the end. AKTY stood for angel kisses to you, as Daniel liked to refer to her as his angel. they both were very excited about the chance to see each other, face to face. Rachel knew that the majority of Daniels poetry was slanted toward the romance side, and she knew from their conversations that he seemed to be educated, gentle and romantic. She was, they were, both looking forward to spending an evening together, holding hands,caressing each other, looking into each others eyes, and..... that first kiss. Kiss kiss kiss kiss hard rock guitars, lights and smoke Kiss, that first kiss, this is what, loves all about kiss, your sweet kiss, makes me go crazy, scream and shout your kiss, that angel kiss, can't live with out it, you drive me mad one kiss, just one kiss, from your sweet lips, blows my mind real bad don't know how I got by before you never want to try it no never again my darlin angel I adore you, since I met you you know i've been crazy, I've gone crazy, just can't get enuff, of you sweet baby dreaming, got me dreaming, every night baby, I don't mean maybe every kiss, like your first kiss, sets me ablaze, you know it takes me higher another kiss, I want another kiss, turn the flames up like a funeral pyre don't wanna try to get along without you never want to try it no never again my darlin angel I adore you, since I met you been waiting for that first kiss Gomer LePoet
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c Congratulations, take a bow, you have stolen the show you really had me going there, and now I'm eating crow I was convinced, you changed your mind, a constant fool am I you ****** me in, with your magic tongue, every word a lie Congratulations, take a bow, you have claimed the prize once again, I failed to see, through your deceit and lies you told me how much you cared, you're really good at this turned my back, you gave me a shove, into the great abyss Congratulations, take a bow, you're such a super star you're number 1, tops on the charts, you've really set the bar your command, of mystic spells, has climbed right off the charts you hand to me, my broken heart, in a box of old used parts Congratulations, take a bow, you've won another crown is this the end, the final blow, should I dress up like a clown cause one more time, the joker's wild, I've been the perfect fool I thought I had, a fighting chance, but you've taken me to school Congratulations, take a bow, the final act has played, you cut right through, my hopes and dreams, with your pointed blade when the program, lists the players, will my name appear you said I love you, to my face, now you're no longer here Gomer LePoet...
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Apr 3, 2020
Apr 3, 2020 at 1:31 PM UTC
Congratulations
Maid in China she was my ayi in Shanghai a diminutive young lady with a beautiful smile tough as nails though small and shy everyday she would walk a dusty mile to cook and clean at my whim and bathe my tense body of beaded sweat after working out at the private gym her mastery of sponge I would never forget her soft hands and pale skin a visual treat her dark hair and eyes that glitter like an Asian moon large Persian towel there to dry my feet offering me a taste without the use of spoon she was my maid but more my lover though her duties she refused to dash she had pride like no one other her naked body shown thru undone sash I sweep her up and take her in my arms carry her to my bed of silken sheets for hours I avail myself of her charms with rice wine and candied sweets her kisses sweet and always select the beauty of her warm wet ****** she knew the ways to keep me ***** she was my perfect maid in China Gomer LePoet....
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013 at 10:03 AM UTC
Maid in China (warning-seductive)
Renaissance Man mathematician, painter and poet a genius of an engineer I wish I could have met the man or even better if he were here I would follow him everywhere absorbing as much as I could trying to collect his brilliance in a jar you know most surely I would his curiosity and imagination equaled by few mortals ever known his feats of undeniable skills his seeds of desire forever grown the anatomical research he started unequaled technological ingenuity the beautiful Mona Lisa's face the Last Supper reflects his ASSIDUITY the creator of simple bobbin winder the theory of plate tectonics solar power and hydrodynamics too his thoughts on moving robotics yes he was a marvelous genius his love of life will live on forever sharing his unending reaching mind we can marvel at this man together Gomer LePoet ....
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Dec 1, 2013
Dec 1, 2013 at 11:40 AM UTC
Renaissance Man
Chubby Bellies just what is the matter with matter that's dark is it clandestine because it won't show it's face but it seems to be everywhere that you look especially if you look deep into space the energy created is also quite dark literally tearing gravity apart I know this is really hard to explain but won't you please have a look at my chart    if you look here at these many galaxy clusters gravitational lensing is required to see when you use the cosmic magnifying glass effect there is a bulging middle to a large degree more study is required they call it CLASH cluster lensing and Supernova survey with Hubble I gathered this info from space dot com chubbie bellies creating this bubble Morpheus aka Gomer LePoet
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Sep 4, 2011
Sep 4, 2011 at 10:02 PM UTC
Chubby Bellies
Dew Diligence to reap the rewards of a world of magic and appreciation of earning the clouds of doubt and pain must be experienced the piper must be payed the fear of life reconciled with the acceptance of death leaving no stone unturned no path untraveled the mind set free in observation the binds loosened in anticipation maintaining your resilience the tears must fall your dew diligence Gomer LePoet..
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Apr 3, 2013
Apr 3, 2013 at 1:27 PM UTC
Dew Diligence
Purple Cow I've never seen a purple cow though I have been inside a purple haze things are different between then and now when I stumbled around for many dayz standing in corners watching the crowd yellow barrels of sunshine enlightened view Mr Hendrix's Watchtower 90 decibels loud smiling faces thinking that we really knew it seemed so simple peace and love not very real but I so miss those times burn the bra olive branch and dove now I just sit and think up rhymes Dylan's monotone with catchy words Gracie had her rabbit of white he was a friend of mine sang out the Byrds another hit of fresh air tonite Vietnam changed things so much yet still again the money rules you would have thought we had the touch but once again we are the fools so maybe it is time once again to raise up our voices and show them how we will not just stand around and grin maybe it's time to see that purple cow Gomer LePoet ....
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Nov 5, 2011
Nov 5, 2011 at 11:48 AM UTC
Purple Cow
The Mafia and the Pope the Italian mafia wanted to take control they wanted control of the church and all its wealth the leader Anthony “The Boss” Gambatti sent his muscle to secure an audience with the Pope Johnny “the Eye” and his storm troopers pushed by the guards into the Pope's secretary's office Arch Bishop Spinozza sprung to his feet to confront the noise Johnny “the Eye”, he got that name after he lost his left eye in a knife fight and replaced it with a glass oversized eye that always looked straight ahead a burning cigarette hanging from his lips he got right in the Bishops face “The Boss” wants a meeting with his Royalness “and he wants it now” the Bishop well aware of his visitors and there violent ways backing away from the smoke in his face told Johnny that he would arrange a meeting “tomorrow” he said “tomorrow” Johnny cocked his head so that his large fake eye was an inch from the Bishops nose flicked the ashes from his cigarette on the shoes of the Bishop turning to walk away “tomorrow” he said Anthony “The Boss” dressed in his fine 5K Italian silk suit leather gloves black silk fedora accompanied by his entourage' walked into the Popes office the next day he sat in a chair in front of the Pope's desk “What can I do for you Anthony?” asked the Pope the two had grown up as school mates and had maintained a relationship though not close “Carlos, I think it is time we work out a financial aggreement with each other” “being that the church is known for giving, I think it is time for you to give me some money, a lot of money” “I have many expenses to address” “to insure that this happens” I want you to make love to a woman” “and if I refuse such a horrid task? quizzed the Pope “I will begin removing all of your Bishops, one every hour, from all over the world” ”and it won't be pretty” responded Anthony The Pope, obviously shaken with the proposal got up from his chair, his face in his hands paced back and forth for a few minutes “I will agree to your disgusting request on three conditions” said the Pope. “and what are those conditions?” asked Anthony “1st this woman must be blind, so that she cannot see who defiles her body” “2nd this woman must be deaf, so that she cannot hear any hint of who defiles her body” “and 3rd your holiness?” “3rd, this woman must have really really big **** Gomer Lepoet...
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May 14, 2013
May 14, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
The Mafia and the Pope
The Mafia and the Pope the Italian mafia wanted to take control they wanted control of the church and all its wealth the leader Anthony “The Boss” Gambatti sent his muscle to secure an audience with the Pope Johnny “the Eye” and his storm troopers pushed by the guards into the Pope's secretary's office Arch Bishop Spinozza sprung to his feet to confront the noise Johnny “the Eye”, he got that name after he lost his left eye in a knife fight and replaced it with a glass oversized eye that always looked straight ahead a burning cigarette hanging from his lips he got right in the Bishops face “The Boss” wants a meeting with his Royalness “and he wants it now” the Bishop well aware of his visitors and there violent ways backing away from the smoke in his face told Johnny that he would arrange a meeting “tomorrow” he said “tomorrow” Johnny cocked his head so that his large fake eye was an inch from the Bishops nose flicked the ashes from his cigarette on the shoes of the Bishop turning to walk away “tomorrow” he said Anthony “The Boss” dressed in his fine 5K Italian silk suit leather gloves black silk fedora accompanied by his entourage' walked into the Popes office the next day he sat in a chair in front of the Pope's desk “What can I do for you Anthony?” asked the Pope the two had grown up as school mates and had maintained a relationship though not close “Carlos, I think it is time we work out a financial aggreement with each other” “being that the church is known for giving, I think it is time for you to give me some money, a lot of money” “I have many expenses to address” “to insure that this happens” I want you to make love to a woman” “and if I refuse such a horrid task? quizzed the Pope “I will begin removing all of your Bishops, one every hour, from all over the world” ”and it won't be pretty” responded Anthony The Pope, obviously shaken with the proposal got up from his chair, his face in his hands paced back and forth for a few minutes “I will agree to your disgusting request on three conditions” said the Pope. “and what are those conditions?” asked Anthony “1st this woman must be blind, so that she cannot see who defiles her body” “2nd this woman must be deaf, so that she cannot hear any hint of who defiles her body” “and 3rd your holiness?” “3rd, this woman must have really really big **** Gomer Lepoet...
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Son of a Snitch My daddy was an informer to the FBI, got caught selling drugs to this undercover guy, his only recourse was to tell what he knew, but people found out and gave him the ***** they even took it out on me, I'm Mitch, and rubbed it in my face, call me son-of-a-snitch came home from work the other day, looked for my ******* and my can of starch spray, magazine was gone could not find it at all, I said hey, who took my friggin book off the wall, wife looked at me and with nary a hitch, she said why you ask me you son-of-a-snitch went to the super to get me some cheese, beans and beer and bread if you please, wanted a streak but the cost was to high, asked man behind counter I say hey old guy, why this price so high is this some glitch, he say don't ask me you son-of-a-snitch everywhere I go I get the same old crap, a punch in the gut, a facefull of slap, just because daddy bought his way out of debt, this is the kind of treatment I always get, I plead my case give it my best pitch, quit that whining you son-of-a-snitch Gomer LePoet...
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Apr 15, 2010
Apr 15, 2010 at 7:51 PM UTC
Son of a Snitch
The Persian Chessboard as the story goes, it happend in Persia could have been India, or even in China the King was bored, so he looked for someone wiser the Grand Vizier, being the principle advisor entertain me the King said, challenge my senses I need something different, I'm tired of burning fences the Vizier scratched his chin, and stared straight ahead how about a new game, where you have to use your head we'll use moving pieces, on black and white squares the King will be the major piece, the rest nobody cares capture the opponents King, to make him surrender be careful of the others, the ones who are pretender we can call it 'shahmat', or death to the King and when this death is proclaimed, everybody sing the final move is checkmate, there will be no place to run the game sometimes in real life, the loser had no fun the pawns and the knights, each one fell to the side eventually then an added piece, the King's special bride the Queen was entered in, she also had some power she was just as deadly, cutthroat behind you in the shower the King was very pleased, he granted Vizier a treasure he told him, pick your price, anything you pleasure the Vizier tried to trick the King, he made mistake instead the game lived on and on, but the Vizier turned up dead Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:17 PM UTC
The Persian Chessboard
2nd Helping well now I've gone and gorged myself I've devoured every morsel I could find, but still I have this empty feeling have I gone completely out of mind it seems I just can't get enough I'm needing more and more each day, taking in all of your natural gifts constant searching for another way you reach out to touch my soul the fragrance of your sweetness I inhale, a new boquet of lovely wild flowers intoxicating like an english ale so I cannot leave this still empty heart I must return to the red velvet rope, back once more for a 2nd helping where you will fill me again I hope I think that I might be in a vicious circle cause I admit I do not want this to ever end, not only are you this special lover even more you are this special friend so when I said before that I was hungry it is for you that my hunger stays, I want to bring you never ending pleasure so many many times so many many ways Gomer LePoet...
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Jul 1, 2014
Jul 1, 2014 at 9:51 AM UTC
2nd Helping
Mirage I sit up in bed and rub my blurry eyes is that you I see coming towards me no it's just a shadow on the wall it was nothing more than a mirage walking down Cypress Avenue I can't believe there you are across the street looking my way wait oh no it was someone else completely it was just another wishful dream I see buying my groceries for tonites dinner wait is that you I seen turning the corner I rush to the end of the aisle to find it was your memory playing with my mind I was sitting at the stoplight on Maple Drive I glanced over at the car in the lane next to me I can't believe it must be you sitting there I waved and you frowned it was just a mirage I see your face in every little thing I do I just can't get you out of my mind maybe I should check myself into the ward I think I still have that doctor's card last nite you told me that you would go to the prom so I bought you a nice corsage but you weren't really there were you it was just another dam mirage Gomer LePoet ....
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Aug 31, 2011
Aug 31, 2011 at 7:19 PM UTC
Mirage
I Need Your Love When you're gone I feel lonely, when you're away I feel blue, that's because you're my one and only, I'm so in love with you C'mon baby sit by the fire, tell me about the things that you do you're my one and only desire, I'm so in love with you I want your love now baby, oooo I need your love Remember the first time I saw you, fell on my face like a fool, hypnotized by your smile, felt like a kid in school you graciously pardoned my stumble, eyes so kind, such a smile, I was caught and you were humble, I fell in love with you I want your love now baby, oooo I need your love Time has treated us kindly, our love is still going strong, trust, caring, devotion, we'll just keep holding on Gomer LePoet... check out the musical version of this poem at my music web site http://www.muziboo.com/DavisLight/music/albums/dave-nelson-which-one/
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May 13, 2013
May 13, 2013 at 7:03 PM UTC
I Need Your Love
Disturbing Behavior disturbing behavior, is what you'll see from me, disturbing behavior, is what you'll get from me, I have only one thing, on this troubled mind, what next disturbing thing, can this freak show find obnoxious revealing, of my inner faults and fears, gentle concealing, of my blow gun darts and spears, telling you one thing, when I'm meaning something else, hoping I conceal the truth, releasing my magic spells cause I am so caught up in me, its all about my wants, hiding behind my fears, showing artificial fronts revolting persuasions, is what I try to employ, persistent evasions, from the truths my ploy, never giving straight answers, to any questions asked, have to keep my feelings, yes my fears stay masked disturbing behavior, is what I'm all about you see, disturbing behavior, is what you'll always get from me, there's just one thing, on this troubled mind, calculating the next disturbing thing in this hollow mind cause I am so caught up in me, its all about my wants, hiding behind my fears, showing artificial fronts David Nelson aka Gomer Lepoet New song lyrics, get me to the recording booth quickly
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Mar 28, 2010
Mar 28, 2010 at 10:00 PM UTC
Disturbing Behavior