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Moist Man Nov 2014
A blind dolphin, ready for ****,
sexually attracted to pictures of grapes
the dolphin swims, careful and swift
yells "Fuch tha Police"
and lights a spliff

Wall street, Obama
Homies is dying
ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES!

- Moist Man
Public announcement.

'Zannusi
               the appliance of science'

Yeah?

I place no reliance on magic nor science or things that go bump in the night.

See a TV
buy a TV
add a line to your made up CV

new?
so
you think,
but it's three months
down the line and so last year,
so buy another one
fine.

Face it,
you've been ****** in
spun around  
sold a pup
and been ground into the ground

science?
don't make me laugh when I want to puke,

Look and that's look with an ooh and not an uck
I really don't give a Fuch if you believe or not

but you'd better believe in the
'One drop'
the blood spot
someone got time because of it
some murdering little *****
that took an innocence
and

I suppose that is the appliance of science,



I'm as right or as wrong as it's broad or it's long
I hold my hands up
arrest me
or
free me
I've got a CV
don't want a TV

**** this and society
**** sobriety
the hierarchy and
anyone else who
disagrees with me.
Rew Jan 23
The fickle luck of my sweet cunning stunt  
as my tutor says " you're a shining wit    
the prime frier tuck of all cunning runts  
a stabbit Rew, the cooking flue, of linguists..."  
  
I picked Lucy my furry ***** cat  
she who once had the name of Mary Hinge  
her dam was Betty Swallocks she said duck fat  
would get me cobbing throcked and Grapes by the rinch
  
But that weren't so muk'n fuch till sigging fruck  
gross Pat Fenis was a right witch banker  
full of featy sweet and featy swannies  
from Penistone not Scunthorpe, a bush whacker?

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