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There was once a family of slugs
That lived in a cabbage patch town
They went out everynite to eat
Found a cabbage and began to munch down

All through the night they could reduce
A cabbage to a stalk in the ground
All night they would munch and munch
But you would never hear then , nary a sound

But Mrs. H was becoming fed up
Her patch was the proudest around
With malace , blood red , she schemed
She vowed to eliminate all those clowns

She purchased the best poison they had
She tried every trick she had read
But the slugs just kept on coming
Every night, long after it was bed

Then a local wino for he said
Out of the garden he could take
These inconsiderate gluttonous
Stylommatophora Pulmonates

So he began by opening a beer
Placing some into a sphere
Putting them by each cabbage head , he said
"This will make those slugs disappear"

But by morning the cabbage was gone
Worse yet so was the beer and
If you looked even more closely tiny signs saying , "Next time make it import you here !"
Tracy rex Feb 2013
A lifetime felt with cheating hearts all echoed from my past,    the promises trues and I love  you s were each so very ment to last,   so fine was this time of sharing built with honesty and trust,  these vows now left inside my mind to slowly gather dust, I struggle through tomorrow searhing for hope yet fall behind,  while broken dreams and silent screams play re_runs in bmy mind, its hard to tell whats wrong from real when dark cover dim the light, I close my eyes and dream a dream of heaven everynite, its all I know this misery I hold no guiding hands, these scars I show a lesson that I yet dont understand, another day awaits me in this life I call my own, a cruel delay frustrates me as I face this world alone, ill let words once said and tears lonly sheded rest peacefully in my heart, cause I know the pain of love in vain will always play its part,  so with open arms i welcome such new dreams that will arrive, i only pray to find one day, A love without goodbyes
Kimberly Sep 2018
The endless stormy nite, with loud crashing rolls of thunder, with lighting strikes that lite up the mid-nite sky.
He left her lying there in their bed. With tears of shattered pieces of her heart that stream down her pale face. With memories of their timeless love, bleeding from the deep cut of his smooth dagger. She laid there soaked in her tears and blood. Her body shivering, wondering why he left like that and so sudden, what did she do wrong to to him, what did she say or didn't say. She loves him with all she has and more. She gave him everything. She loves him in such ways.
Lighting strikes lighting up their bedroom, followed by a big thunder crash, that made her jump, snap her into the breathtaking moments that had just happen not too long ago, before she was left lying there crying alone on their bed.
They had just made love so erotically sensual. The loving moment holding each other. He climb out of bed and put his clothes on. He lean in gave her a soft kiss on her forehead. He turn walking to the door, opening it. He turn back around to see her looking up at him with tears and questions, in her big beautiful green eyes, that he loves to stare into them everynite before she closes them to go to sleep.
He was so tall and **** standing there in the doorway of their bedroom. He cleared his throat the best he could before he spoke to her. His gently voice softly said to her.
You My Dearest Love, I  been falling in Love with you everyday since the nite we meant, I Love you with everything I have and more. I will always be falling in Love with you, you will always be in my heart, all of this till my dying day and beyond. There shall not be no other Love after you. Than his smooth dagger cut deep. You're so angelic, delicate, stunning rare of Beauty, My Dear. I don't deserve you, nor do I know how to give you what you need or deserve. Please forgive me My Love, I Love you so very much.
As lighting flash, they caught a sheer glance at one another, just before he turn walking out the door, leaving her forever. His passionate heartbreaking words burn in her heart, the last look in his piercing eyes, has such utterly pain in them, with a single teardrop rolling down his handsome face, is hauntly painful within the depths of her lonely soul.

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