hardly, it's offensive to see the correct spelling of f&&&, but not so much the sight of a page 3's *******... if only english had an orthographic dimension, they''d appreciate the graffiti joke in poland: ****, i.e. the correct version being chuj, and the wrong alternatives: huj, hój, chój... but then i find that english is a language regarding dyslexia... since it has no orthographic rules, since it applies no diacritical markers to form a rubric, which means; minus the orthographic graffiti joke; oh, right, and poland has what england doesn't, homeless dogs, and feral cats that occupy graveyards; truly, miles apart. personally, i still think the orthographic "wrong" aesthetic of huj looks better than the "correct" orthography... just as a metal-works factory huta, will always look better than chuta; both are a haa haa - even though that ch = h ought to own some grapheme symbol, mentioned later, with the german s / z.
one of those dead-funk *******...
what? i end reading more book reviews
than actual books,
i haven't the time,
i'm about to admire a mighty sunset
and i don't require a flaubert to tell me
of salon mannerisms of french ladies in waiting
to boot...
****-facing, fracking the next
******* of a shooga-daddy-oh...
and thank **** that my hand
feels like doing ****,
taking a dump and doing a ***** roger handshake
never felt so good, as it did,
when it was performed.
apparently massaging your **** by
straining it into an opening while jerking off
is almost, but not quiet, the **** experience.
oh right, books...
*swearing is good for you, by an emma byrne:
a neuroscientist...
sky's the limit!
japanese - manko or plain dumb
****...
kutabare - or drop dead;
i'm still wondering why the *** yuppies didn't
invent poker...
squint-eyed double enforcing the stoner
eye-contact... huh?
ah, when it comes to swearing,
i was at a pyjamas party in edinburgh once,
you knoiw students, complete party freaks...
i has by tartan pyjamas on,
and this exchange student walks up to me,
and starts to compliment me
on the noun kurva, yes, written as kurwa -
but in english that W? = a Ł -
which means two is a churchill -
3s a kit-kat...
and if you know the antics
of experimentation, that means 3 fingers up a manko.
don't ask me how stretch armstrong got
involved... he just did.
but imagine paying the
compliment on how the western slav
managed to not numb the R (akin to the
english) - or hark it (akin to the french) -
but encrusted the trill...
he called the word kurva a genius
statement, akin to a tool, like a hammer...
he called it a cushioning effect -
the cushioning effect of the word kúrva -
something akin to a boxing bag...
sooner will you throw a punch than
actually neutralise it with a word -
and the necessary rattlesnake effect of the R...
scheisse nimmer ******* es
(**** never cuts its)...
mind you the word kurva is bound
to a tectonic shift in the use of language,
categorically speaking,
it's not a noun...
it's a conjunction...
a conjunction just shy of being
a punctuation mark.
yet i'm still wondering what happened
to the oath in german, scheisse -
well...
there's the ß (sharp s, i.e. z and somehow
nearing sh - + it) -
but scheisse exposes the german s /ch -
i.e. a soft s...
which out to be its own
individual grapheme -
and there actually are...
ch, dz, rz, cz, sz, sch, central european
graphemes...
with only ß to congregate on -
and even then it's not an es zett -
nor a sharp s, rather a double s -
like rudolph heß -
why aren't these sounds
turned into graphemes symbols?
aesthetic reasons?!
hardly...
i've seen english text
slang... the poles and the germans can hardly
make it uglier than c u l8er,
i swear to god... we've his the wall,
and the test dummies are mumbling in
some form of english that only exists in
pixel paper, text, tech, techno,
**** know what they call it -
it's most certainly peppered with the americanism
of acronym, e.g. b.s.,
f.t.f. -
fatty *** ****...
you know the usual
spare me, dear lord!
and why is this all relevant?
the same reason i can jump off a hyena /
gorgon of a *******,
jump into the bath and have a cold shower
while she watches me and masturbates -
and we have our little ***** moment on mute...
we keep our *** in the realm of
onomatopoeia, mostly vowels and one or two
consonants...
the only "*****" talk i ever provide
is when i think...
makes me less suspicious of myself ever
having encouraged ****** profanities.
