It’s beautiful, Beta
Such beautiful flowers there
Excellent place, five star hotel-kind of
You don’t want to know how high it was
Such a kind man helped me come down
My legs were hurting too much Bita
That gadi no good what did I tell you
Ha Mummy
(lips spin into jalebi smile)
Whole new world open up,
Baaji so tired
You would not believe me, he did it didn’t he
Yes, took Baaji a lovely cuppa tea
Just the way I like it
You know I didn’t have no cake because of my medications
Ha Mummy
(cheeks go RAC orange)
I must go there again Beta
Go on
Book it for Baaji
Go on
Ok Mummy
(cheeks go coconut burfi pink)
Written on our summer trip to the Cotswolds only to break down and be taken by RAC breakdown lorry to the hotel