"bristolian" poems
He tells me I could get a boyfriend
if I spoke in my bad British accent.
It's very illegitimate.
I've only ever been to Heathrow,
I have no idea what dialect it is.
But he still says it's ****
It would catch attention, I'm sure.
Interest from long haired hipster boys
Maybe the occasional "Oh, are you from England?"
And I could fib and say yes,
because the average American can't hear the difference
between a girl imitating Masterpiece Classic and Keeping Up Appearances,
and a true born Bristolian or Brummie.
"You're sure to get a man," he says.
'But I don't want one.' I think in reply.
I think he really just wants to know
if I am considering replacing his memory.
"Not yet Govn'a," I say in my best Cockney.
Not yet.
Feb 25, 2014
Feb 25, 2014 at 3:45 PM UTC
" got any gingers ger" you'd say
In you're crude Bristolian way
"City did alright today!"
Draught bass, skittles
Stilton, and port wine..
Were just a few...
Of you're favourite pastimes
You're woolly hat
And yer funky bike
Oh my god
" what are you like"!!
Aug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 1:50 PM UTC