The ginger cat, McDonald, shat
upon the oval office mat:
this bloated greedy ***** brat
is partner to a lying rat.
He spreads his faeces with this mate
to every swinging voting state,
aroma of their filthy musk
pervades our democratic dusk.
The whiff is an X rated smell
it holds the nation in their spell
it poisons all the internet
and makes free speech a paid asset.
Deposits of this feline clan
(their soft brown turds) have hit the fan
the stench is smelt across the globe
by Putin the Ukrainophobe.
The world gets hotter, vengeance trends
and no one knows where it all ends.
I'm afraid this is really just a piece of doggerel- but I hope it gives people a laugh in this a dire situation. It is NOT intended to be a sonnet but I have borrowed from the form.
Smelly cat comes from Phoebes song in friends.
I added a sub title - Kakistocracy i.e. a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. Kak means ****.