In the middle of the night
An owl hoots
In the middle of the night
The bat eats fruits
In the middle of the night
The squirrel hides his nuts
In the middle of the night
the foxes are out no doubt
In the middle of the night
The badger returns
In the middle of the night
The pheasants are in the ferns
In the middle of the night
It’s dark and cold
In the middle of the night
A great big warm duvet I hold
Good night!

Ferret is fun
Excuse the pun
And Badger gives us a laugh
ferret is Kath
Badger is Pat
I’m ****** and I’m quite fat
I’m also a bit funny
I love lemon and honey
Kath the ferret likes company
Pat the badger makes me laugh
And me the ****** am a good retriever
Ferret,  badger and ****** all have a good time
Especially Pat and Kath and ****** which is mine
We Girls just want to have fun !
Badger, ****** and ferret fun!

I ramble down to the beach
On a summers day
Body board under my arm
Wet suit on
I’m off and away
For yet another lovely day
Work rest and play play play
Riding the wave
Better than chocolate I crave
Sumptuous sea and soft grain sands
Sun shining down with no demands
Life in my forties Was a peach
And now in my sixties I just can’t reach
The memories are precious though
And I appreciate it all you know
But wish I was there right now
Enjoying and living the life
Without a trace of strife!

Life’s too short
So we ought
Make the most
Grabbing while it’s there
Use it
Peruse it
Try a little more
Open up the  door
There’s more behind
Be kind
Unwind
Love a little
Achieve
Believe
In yourself
Look after your health
Improve your wealth
Life’s too short!

Another day
Of rain and wind
But we can see through this ….
To the bright shiny green leaves
On those lovely big trees
Beaten by the weather but still beautiful
Despite the rain and wind
The temperature is being kind
It’s not freezing it’s a little warmer now
No snow at the moment
But there you go, I love snow!