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Title wave
your words wash over me,like crashing waves upon rocky shores / constantly haunting me night after night... / what is it that you want ?
@dia-1
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Bees
The bees don't care what you say, / The bees go their own way. / Don't be like a monkey,
@MisfitOfSociety
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Dominoes On Pizza
Fresh out of the oven! / It tastes so good when it comes out so fresh. / Just a little bit of seasoning,
@MisfitOfSociety
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fight me then.
that fucking / *D R E S S* / is **white and
@clauster
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socks
Anybody that is anybody knows the most fabulous and trendy accessory are socks. / Crew, No-Show, Knee high. / The ever versatile socks are the most righteous thing.
@ashley-sacha
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Unholy Guacamole
Okay, / It goes like this you see. / 10pm, on a late thursday evening. I was sweating like a hooker in church. I grabbed my armbands and turned on the shower. It was cold as ice to the touch, but begun to warm up eventually. Thank god my wife remembered to turn the geezer on or else I was going to slap a bitch, create waves of flesh on that ugly ass face of hers.
@MisfitOfSociety
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Mushy Gushy
Ew gross / We're in love / Yucky
@lachrymose-and-lies
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tHe HaTeR
I hate the rain / I hate the sun / I hate the cold
@KRRW
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Lgbtq: Christianity's worst enemy
Flames licked his skull as the fire took its pleasure. / Hell was the only one to seem like a redeemer. / He layed in the lake of fire
@bleeding-diamonds
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Don't feed the trolls...
But I'll correct the shit out of their grammar.
@MelLittle
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Andrew and the Tamales
Andrew ate my tamales inside of 11 minutes, / and soon there will be more kerpustiuous ones ready to taste. / Watching psycho through three different windows; all broken at the moment.
@asa-d-bruss
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The floating man
There you are, floating man. / pale face against my window. / Are you standing on my bed or hanging from my ceiling?
@orlagh-lafricain
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Love has some wonderful properties, 12/4/17
Love has some wonderful properties. / It makes you something you're not. It makes you sane and insane. It makes you humane and inhumane. It makes you sighted and blind. It makes you overly rational or illogical. It makes you somewhat childish when nothing matters. It makes you extra jealous when there's nothing. / It makes you do things you don't do. It makes you prosecute and judge your defendant, or it makes you defend your lover. Perhaps the other way around. It makes you commit murder. It makes you commit suicide. It offers you identity crisis to a certain extent, but also enough motivation, will, and power to kill, just a little, somehow.
@jenncoke
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Manicure
Grandma would smack my hand / Gently / She meant well and I'd feel guilty
@pleblderblerbmerbcschrb
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(candy)
red lollipop / stuck down your / throat
@lightbulb
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Ship It Like I Do
You don't ship it like I do / In my spare time (all the time) / Instead of paying attention.
@QSaint
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Dear Teachers
My mother raised me well / And I try to remain like that / But sometimes it's impossible
@WANG
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"What'd You Just Say?"
Wait, hold on, / what'd you just say? / hold on a sec,
@Moi-Cherie
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fine cuisine
remember your hands, remember them like this, twirling cigarettes like ballerinas (you were four, and your mother said you looked beautiful up there). twist my fingers with your pretty hands, darling i'll thank you in the morning, gravel in my dead heart, littering rose petals at your wake you took my tongue and made it something sickening. / eat me raw, please, please, i need something to do with my fingertips, with the small of my back you bruise so much prettier than i do close your fingers around my throat i like the way you leave marks. i'm a disease and you're the closest i can come to something worth dying for. / call me beautiful, praise my hips and dig your pretty teeth into my spine. my skin is too big for my body but i'll wear it for you anyway i'll try to be pretty for you anyway your laughter lines are a geometry problem let me solve you, let me fold your smiles into me i promise i won't disappoint you.
@buckybarnes
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eulogy for the antichrist
you're screaming at me--"b-b-b-b-b-b-o-n-e-s" / death rattle of the century / now the floor, now the eyes in the window, now the fridge door
@buckybarnes
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Can someone out there help me?
BRB, LOL / WTF, what the hell? / Can't today's kids learn to spell?
@roger-turner
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Kindergarten
I wanted to point out my extreme **** with the new **** filters / I think it is unfair and **** to have such censorship on this **** / **** believe that it is of vital **** for a poetry website to allow freedom of ****
@Jason_R_Michie
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The Real Right Way
Show no mercy / Leave no witness
@GaryL
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the way you know love
you know her clandestinely - / your hands seize her cracks and crinkles / as if she was yours to form, yours to grip
@jaanamj
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Skirt aglow
We army crawl across the dirt and patches of dying grass. / Barely missing us, they passed. / Crawl to one smoldering, watching out for broken glass.
@orlagh-lafricain
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