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roger-turner
roger-turner
Canadian Writer in residence...lol. Actually, just someone who started writing for fun and enjoyment. I now have one book in three languages, and colouring book form. I also have two other books available and a new colouring book in process. / / Happily married to the love of my life. I have been on here almost 5 years now, and although the counter is no longer working....I have well over a million reads on this site. / / I treasure the friendships I have made on here and look forward to more comments from old and new friends alike.
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Your breath beclouded the windowpanes and your eyes looked a thousand miles away My mouth was full of unanswered questions Sometimes all I see is a dream I once knew so close — yet so far beyond Reaching out from the inside, as far as I can touch Feeling your skin whisper from where you’ve been I close my eyes and let the memories in But no matter how hard I squint — I can’t see why you’re gone Your heartbeat fills the hovering silence, but I struggle to make out the unspoken words An audible sigh fills the silence between heartbeats ; the memory of your hot breath on the windowpanes has turned to tears The sheets are cold as winter, where you once glowed the pull of the full moon leaves my eyes wide open Dappled moonbeams shimmer on the windowsill I hear the waking silence between my heartbeats — … but you’re no longer here
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7h ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM UTC
beclouded windowpanes
We walked along the rivers margin alone together fettered by a musical hope The weight life’s’ unburned ashes glowing, hearts so full of unanswered questions and, still there was a darkness flooding the light Hold forth the journeys twisted line circling back to a recent moment gone past If its meant to be written , if it be thy will we strolled heart on sleeve ; empathy bespoken unconnected joined distant horizons bridged, touching souls frayed and unraveled Demurely searching ; reservedly construing unspoken without intention A lost bird with wing broken ; a student learning about love unbroken An unrequited teacher of unknown learners devotion A wounded healer singing through catastrophic woundings ; yet “it’s the singer not the song“ all along I've walked this same old fomenting river’s margin a motherless child on the run learning on healing Singing alone, the unaccompanied songs once strummed Remembering to remember a rock skips across still waters ; the ripples of its passing go on and on ― an unbroken circle ― The eternal continuum, only a mother’s love © harlon rivers ... December 16. 2016 all rights reserved
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7h ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM UTC
A Walk with Tonya Maria
More of this and more of that, more of everything, but those promises mean nothing, and that's what we'll get. Kemi and Keir could be sitting over a beer fixing the economy, while he sits in the rain dreaming of financial stability. they're all at it, we get it the cookie jar on the gravy train is being raided again.
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1d ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM UTC
What they offer
To set a goal and be "class clown" Is not something good, I'm stating I was the one who wrote his words I was the "class clown in waiting" A yard stick and a winter toque A voyaguer I now was To inherit a new character As I aged, became a loss Was bullying the reason for Hiding behind a mask Or was it something deeper That made me take this task A true class clown has no regrets Of what they say or do Their only goal is laughter And that they'll get from you Attention seeking misfits Not in my book, there was no way You couldn't be a misfit And say what they would say A true "class clown"'s an artist Knowing when to make a scene Knowing when a situation Needs a lift, or at least a lean Voices with strange accents Silly faces set the stage You get the class all laughing While the teacher fumes with rage Move on from the "class clown" name And pursue it with a crowd Do you really crave attention? Do you want the laughter loud? Or were you starved for some attention Something you never got at home Were you troubled as a child Did it cause your mind to roam? Were you deficient in your memory? Couldn't handle work at school? Or did you really crave the laughter? Because on stage you could be cool I envy people who were clowns There were many in my life To just be free with who they were To dance upon the knife I never was the top banana I was always second, on the side I always worked well as the set-up But I came along and rode the ride
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2d ago
Jun 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM UTC
Class Clown
Another day, another beating Into himself, he was retreating His parents did not call a meeting It couldn't happen to our son Every day he came home bloodied His clothes all torn his face all muddied The family name was being sullied It couldn't happen to our son Remember Chicken Little The Sky is Falling Down This surely couldn't happen Not here in our small town Chicken Little told a tale But, they only saw the sun Chicken Little told his story Now, Chicken Little's got a gun Every afternoon they'd wait Four of them out by the gate They left early, best not be late It couldn't happen to our son Our son would not ever fight To say he does, would not be right But, sometimes he comes home a sight It can't be what you're thinking Remember Chicken Little The Sky is Falling Down This surely couldn't happen Not here in our small town Chicken Little told a tale But, they only saw the sun Chicken Little told his story Now, Chicken Little's got a gun Finally he'd had enough Even though he was not tough He was made of sterner stuff And he showed it on the news Chicken Little took a gun He was showing everyone Now, was time to have some fun He took out twenty two Remember Chicken Little The Sky is Falling Down This surely couldn't happen Not here in our small town Chicken Little told a tale But, they only saw the sun Chicken Little told his story Now, Chicken Little's got a gun
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2d ago
Jun 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM UTC
Chicken Little Got A Gun
Stopped into a back roads diner Somewhere just off Carolina Highway thirty three Sign said "open", I went in Pushed the RC handle made of tin Not a soul around that I could see Waitress came out from the back Name plate said her name was "Jack" I'm glad I came in Ordered up some milk and pie This waitress sure did catch my eye Pushing that RC ad made of tin Told her that I was passing through Not staying long, had things to do Smiling, she  said "You'll stay" I said I'' need a place to rest She named one place...the best Out by the bay There's not much to do round here We only serve three kinds of beer and the Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room It goes down as smooth as ever Turn your insides straight to leather That Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room "Jack" sat down and asked my story told her, "lots of pressure, lots of worry" Don't worry *** it'll go I asked her how she could just say that Took off my coat and then my ball hat Just how was she to know She said "I read people when they're here" Some folks stay, some disappear You'll be here a while She said "you're driving time is over" "I think you'll end up, as the new owner" "Of this place"...with a smile I said "there's no people here to sell to" "What the heck would I do" owning this with no one here at all She laughed and said "I am agreeing" But you are looking but not seeing Money's made behind the yonder wall There's not much to do round here We only serve three kinds of beer and the Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room It goes down as smooth as ever Turn your insides straight to leather That Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room She said it was a truck stop diner That sold the best ***** in all Carolina Carolina zoom zoom in the back Recipe's been here for ages Brewed real slow, distilled in stages Always forty jugs out on the rack We've sold to Robert Johnson and Bocephus You may choose to not believe this I wouldn't lie about that fact The diner never makes much money But, the back room, there's the honey sure as i know I'm called Jack She said she lived in an old trailer That she traded with a sailor For a case five   years ago Moved it back on up the hill There she could watch on the still If I bought, she'd have to go I thought a while, made two offers Money to fill up her coffers And she had to stay She smiled, asked me if I'm certain Did I mean it, or was I just flirtin' I told her I was set to pay There's not much to do round here We only serve three kinds of beer and the Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room It goes down as smooth as ever Turn your insides straight to leather That Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room I've been the owner fifteen years I changed my life, by changing gears Jack is still with me Thank god I stopped in to this diner Back in the back roads off Carolina Highway thiry three
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2d ago
Jun 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM UTC
Carolina Zoom Zoom
Stopped into a back roads diner Somewhere just off Carolina Highway thirty three Sign said "open", I went in Pushed the RC handle made of tin Not a soul around that I could see Waitress came out from the back Name plate said her name was "Jack" I'm glad I came in Ordered up some milk and pie This waitress sure did catch my eye Pushing that RC ad made of tin Told her that I was passing through Not staying long, had things to do Smiling, she  said "You'll stay" I said I'' need a place to rest She named one place...the best Out by the bay There's not much to do round here We only serve three kinds of beer and the Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room It goes down as smooth as ever Turn your insides straight to leather That Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room "Jack" sat down and asked my story told her, "lots of pressure, lots of worry" Don't worry *** it'll go I asked her how she could just say that Took off my coat and then my ball hat Just how was she to know She said "I read people when they're here" Some folks stay, some disappear You'll be here a while She said "you're driving time is over" "I think you'll end up, as the new owner" "Of this place"...with a smile I said "there's no people here to sell to" "What the heck would I do" owning this with no one here at all She laughed and said "I am agreeing" But you are looking but not seeing Money's made behind the yonder wall There's not much to do round here We only serve three kinds of beer and the Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room It goes down as smooth as ever Turn your insides straight to leather That Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room She said it was a truck stop diner That sold the best ***** in all Carolina Carolina zoom zoom in the back Recipe's been here for ages Brewed real slow, distilled in stages Always forty jugs out on the rack We've sold to Robert Johnson and Bocephus You may choose to not believe this I wouldn't lie about that fact The diner never makes much money But, the back room, there's the honey sure as i know I'm called Jack She said she lived in an old trailer That she traded with a sailor For a case five   years ago Moved it back on up the hill There she could watch on the still If I bought, she'd have to go I thought a while, made two offers Money to fill up her coffers And she had to stay She smiled, asked me if I'm certain Did I mean it, or was I just flirtin' I told her I was set to pay There's not much to do round here We only serve three kinds of beer and the Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room It goes down as smooth as ever Turn your insides straight to leather That Carolina Zoom Zoom we make in the back room I've been the owner fifteen years I changed my life, by changing gears Jack is still with me Thank god I stopped in to this diner Back in the back roads off Carolina Highway thiry three
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BRB, LOL *** what the hell? Can't today's kids learn to spell? The things they write I cannot tell Has education Gone to hell? Can someone out there help me? I can't read what they've written down They're writing's really rotten Penmanship's a basic skill That most kids have forgotten **** BRB 404 AND BBC These don't mean a thing to me Can someone out there help me? Spellcheck is their holy grail Without this app, most kids would fail There'd be no words in tales they tell Can someone out there help them? I read a letter I received The writing I could not believe I've seen better on my sleeve Can someone out there read this? GFN, GFAP FAQ, ASAP Explain what I just wrote to me Can someone out there help....please?
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2d ago
Jun 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM UTC
Can someone out there help me?
Dave was cleaning out a shelf behind the counter at the Vinyl Café when Kenny Wong arrived carrying a battered notebook held together with some hockey tape, and brown packing tape, some loose staples and a prayer or two. "Look what I found," said Kenny. Dave looked up. "If that's evidence, burn it." "It's our list." Dave's face went pale. Every boy has a list. Not a written list. A mental list. A record of all the things that seemed like excellent ideas right up until the moment they weren't. Kenny, unfortunately, had written theirs down. On the front cover, in crooked pencil, were the words: "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." Dave groaned. "We spelled 'becoming' wrong," said Kenny. "That is not the problem." They sat at the counter flipping pages. There were checkmarks beside things like building ramps for bicycles, riding shopping carts downhill, testing whether frozen puddles could support a person, and seeing who could hold their breath the longest. Every page contained proof that boys possess confidence far in excess of useful knowledge. Kenny laughed so hard he nearly fell off his stool. "Remember the cardboard sleds?" Dave nodded. "I still have a scar shaped like Saskatchewan." "And the bicycle jump?" "Which bicycle jump?" Kenny thought for a moment. "Good point." About then Max wandered into the Café looking for a cookie and some advice. He found neither. Instead he found Kenny and Dave staring at the notebook. "What's that?" asked Max. Dave and Kenny exchanged a glance. It was the sort of glance that has launched countless regrettable adventures. "History," said Kenny. "Very important history," said Dave. Twenty minutes later they were seated around a table while Kenny explained that before the internet, boys entertained themselves by making mistakes in person, without the aid of tik tok, or any of the other platforms that now put stupid ideas in young boys heads. Max was fascinated. Dave kept adding disclaimers. "Most of these were terrible ideas." "Very terrible," agreed Kenny. Then he smiled. "But memorable, man were they memorable. Not just by us either. The police, the neighbors, teachers and your Grandma. She never forgot." Max spent the afternoon listening to stories about cardboard toboggans, homemade forts, bicycle crashes, and experiments that ended with somebody's mother yelling from a porch, or police cars driving past slowly if they happened to see Dave or Kenny walking together. The stories grew larger with every telling. By the time Kenny finished, Dave and Kenny sounded less like children and more like poorly supervised stuntmen. Max listened with wide eyes. The next morning, Dave found Max in the kitchen holding a nine-volt battery. "What are you doing?" asked Dave. "Science." Dave should have recognized the danger immediately. Unfortunately, "science" was exactly what he and Kenny had called most of their mistakes. A short time later Max appeared at the Café looking puzzled. "I think my retainer is acting funny," he said. "Funny how?" asked Kenny. Max tilted his head. Somewhere, faintly, through the metal in the retainer came the crackling sound of a distant radio station. Kenny nearly inhaled his coffee. Dave stared. A voice emerged from Max's mouth. "...and now today's weather..." Max looked alarmed. Kenny looked delighted. "He's picking up AM radio!" "He's not a radio," said Dave. The weather report continued. Max opened and closed his mouth. The signal got louder. Kenny was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. "This is the greatest thing I've ever seen." "No," said Dave. "The greatest thing you've ever seen was when Jimmy Peters launched himself into Mrs. Callahan's rhubarb patch." "Second greatest." Max stood perfectly still. "Can you make it stop?" Before Dave could answer, the front door opened. Morley walked in carrying groceries. She stopped. Max was standing rigidly. Kenny was laughing. Dave looked guilty. The radio forecast was coming from somewhere in the room. Morley immediately understood more than she wanted to. "What happened?" Nobody spoke. "Dave." "It's not exactly what it looks like." "What does it look like?" "Two middle-aged men accidentally created a human transistor radio." Morley put down the groceries. "Why?" Dave pointed at Kenny. Kenny pointed at Dave. Max pointed at the notebook. Morley picked it up. She read the title. She closed her eyes. "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." The silence that followed was profound. "You showed him this?" "For historical, educational purposes," said Kenny. "Educational and historical ," said Dave. "Educational?" said Morley. "Mostly." Morley flipped through the pages. Each page made her expression worse. "You two survived this?" "Barely," said Dave. "This explains a lot," said Morley. She handed the notebook back. "New rule." Dave didn't like the sound of that. Kenny liked it even less. "From now on," said Morley, "if either of you wants to teach Max life lessons, I approve them first." "That seems extreme," said Kenny. "You turned my son into an AM radio station. Nobody listens to AM anymore, so....I don't what I should be madder about." "Fair point." Max suddenly perked up. "Traffic report coming." Everyone listened. Sure enough, a traffic report emerged from his retainer. Morley sat down. Even she had to laugh. Not much. But enough. Dave looked relieved. Kenny looked proud. Max looked famous. And somewhere in a drawer at the Vinyl Café sat an old notebook containing all the reasons boys should never be left unsupervised—and all the reasons they usually are.
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4d ago
May 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM UTC
Because
Dave was cleaning out a shelf behind the counter at the Vinyl Café when Kenny Wong arrived carrying a battered notebook held together with some hockey tape, and brown packing tape, some loose staples and a prayer or two. "Look what I found," said Kenny. Dave looked up. "If that's evidence, burn it." "It's our list." Dave's face went pale. Every boy has a list. Not a written list. A mental list. A record of all the things that seemed like excellent ideas right up until the moment they weren't. Kenny, unfortunately, had written theirs down. On the front cover, in crooked pencil, were the words: "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." Dave groaned. "We spelled 'becoming' wrong," said Kenny. "That is not the problem." They sat at the counter flipping pages. There were checkmarks beside things like building ramps for bicycles, riding shopping carts downhill, testing whether frozen puddles could support a person, and seeing who could hold their breath the longest. Every page contained proof that boys possess confidence far in excess of useful knowledge. Kenny laughed so hard he nearly fell off his stool. "Remember the cardboard sleds?" Dave nodded. "I still have a scar shaped like Saskatchewan." "And the bicycle jump?" "Which bicycle jump?" Kenny thought for a moment. "Good point." About then Max wandered into the Café looking for a cookie and some advice. He found neither. Instead he found Kenny and Dave staring at the notebook. "What's that?" asked Max. Dave and Kenny exchanged a glance. It was the sort of glance that has launched countless regrettable adventures. "History," said Kenny. "Very important history," said Dave. Twenty minutes later they were seated around a table while Kenny explained that before the internet, boys entertained themselves by making mistakes in person, without the aid of tik tok, or any of the other platforms that now put stupid ideas in young boys heads. Max was fascinated. Dave kept adding disclaimers. "Most of these were terrible ideas." "Very terrible," agreed Kenny. Then he smiled. "But memorable, man were they memorable. Not just by us either. The police, the neighbors, teachers and your Grandma. She never forgot." Max spent the afternoon listening to stories about cardboard toboggans, homemade forts, bicycle crashes, and experiments that ended with somebody's mother yelling from a porch, or police cars driving past slowly if they happened to see Dave or Kenny walking together. The stories grew larger with every telling. By the time Kenny finished, Dave and Kenny sounded less like children and more like poorly supervised stuntmen. Max listened with wide eyes. The next morning, Dave found Max in the kitchen holding a nine-volt battery. "What are you doing?" asked Dave. "Science." Dave should have recognized the danger immediately. Unfortunately, "science" was exactly what he and Kenny had called most of their mistakes. A short time later Max appeared at the Café looking puzzled. "I think my retainer is acting funny," he said. "Funny how?" asked Kenny. Max tilted his head. Somewhere, faintly, through the metal in the retainer came the crackling sound of a distant radio station. Kenny nearly inhaled his coffee. Dave stared. A voice emerged from Max's mouth. "...and now today's weather..." Max looked alarmed. Kenny looked delighted. "He's picking up AM radio!" "He's not a radio," said Dave. The weather report continued. Max opened and closed his mouth. The signal got louder. Kenny was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. "This is the greatest thing I've ever seen." "No," said Dave. "The greatest thing you've ever seen was when Jimmy Peters launched himself into Mrs. Callahan's rhubarb patch." "Second greatest." Max stood perfectly still. "Can you make it stop?" Before Dave could answer, the front door opened. Morley walked in carrying groceries. She stopped. Max was standing rigidly. Kenny was laughing. Dave looked guilty. The radio forecast was coming from somewhere in the room. Morley immediately understood more than she wanted to. "What happened?" Nobody spoke. "Dave." "It's not exactly what it looks like." "What does it look like?" "Two middle-aged men accidentally created a human transistor radio." Morley put down the groceries. "Why?" Dave pointed at Kenny. Kenny pointed at Dave. Max pointed at the notebook. Morley picked it up. She read the title. She closed her eyes. "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." The silence that followed was profound. "You showed him this?" "For historical, educational purposes," said Kenny. "Educational and historical ," said Dave. "Educational?" said Morley. "Mostly." Morley flipped through the pages. Each page made her expression worse. "You two survived this?" "Barely," said Dave. "This explains a lot," said Morley. She handed the notebook back. "New rule." Dave didn't like the sound of that. Kenny liked it even less. "From now on," said Morley, "if either of you wants to teach Max life lessons, I approve them first." "That seems extreme," said Kenny. "You turned my son into an AM radio station. Nobody listens to AM anymore, so....I don't what I should be madder about." "Fair point." Max suddenly perked up. "Traffic report coming." Everyone listened. Sure enough, a traffic report emerged from his retainer. Morley sat down. Even she had to laugh. Not much. But enough. Dave looked relieved. Kenny looked proud. Max looked famous. And somewhere in a drawer at the Vinyl Café sat an old notebook containing all the reasons boys should never be left unsupervised—and all the reasons they usually are.
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Dave was cleaning out a shelf behind the counter at the Vinyl Café when Kenny Wong arrived carrying a battered notebook held together with some hockey tape, and brown packing tape, some loose staples and a prayer or two. "Look what I found," said Kenny. Dave looked up. "If that's evidence, burn it." "It's our list." Dave's face went pale. Every boy has a list. Not a written list. A mental list. A record of all the things that seemed like excellent ideas right up until the moment they weren't. Kenny, unfortunately, had written theirs down. On the front cover, in crooked pencil, were the words: "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." Dave groaned. "We spelled 'becoming' wrong," said Kenny. "That is not the problem." They sat at the counter flipping pages. There were checkmarks beside things like building ramps for bicycles, riding shopping carts downhill, testing whether frozen puddles could support a person, and seeing who could hold their breath the longest. Every page contained proof that boys possess confidence far in excess of useful knowledge. Kenny laughed so hard he nearly fell off his stool. "Remember the cardboard sleds?" Dave nodded. "I still have a scar shaped like Saskatchewan." "And the bicycle jump?" "Which bicycle jump?" Kenny thought for a moment. "Good point." About then Max wandered into the Café looking for a cookie and some advice. He found neither. Instead he found Kenny and Dave staring at the notebook. "What's that?" asked Max. Dave and Kenny exchanged a glance. It was the sort of glance that has launched countless regrettable adventures. "History," said Kenny. "Very important history," said Dave. Twenty minutes later they were seated around a table while Kenny explained that before the internet, boys entertained themselves by making mistakes in person, without the aid of tik tok, or any of the other platforms that now put stupid ideas in young boys heads. Max was fascinated. Dave kept adding disclaimers. "Most of these were terrible ideas." "Very terrible," agreed Kenny. Then he smiled. "But memorable, man were they memorable. Not just by us either. The police, the neighbors, teachers and your Grandma. She never forgot." Max spent the afternoon listening to stories about cardboard toboggans, homemade forts, bicycle crashes, and experiments that ended with somebody's mother yelling from a porch, or police cars driving past slowly if they happened to see Dave or Kenny walking together. The stories grew larger with every telling. By the time Kenny finished, Dave and Kenny sounded less like children and more like poorly supervised stuntmen. Max listened with wide eyes. The next morning, Dave found Max in the kitchen holding a nine-volt battery. "What are you doing?" asked Dave. "Science." Dave should have recognized the danger immediately. Unfortunately, "science" was exactly what he and Kenny had called most of their mistakes. A short time later Max appeared at the Café looking puzzled. "I think my retainer is acting funny," he said. "Funny how?" asked Kenny. Max tilted his head. Somewhere, faintly, through the metal in the retainer came the crackling sound of a distant radio station. Kenny nearly inhaled his coffee. Dave stared. A voice emerged from Max's mouth. "...and now today's weather..." Max looked alarmed. Kenny looked delighted. "He's picking up AM radio!" "He's not a radio," said Dave. The weather report continued. Max opened and closed his mouth. The signal got louder. Kenny was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. "This is the greatest thing I've ever seen." "No," said Dave. "The greatest thing you've ever seen was when Jimmy Peters launched himself into Mrs. Callahan's rhubarb patch." "Second greatest." Max stood perfectly still. "Can you make it stop?" Before Dave could answer, the front door opened. Morley walked in carrying groceries. She stopped. Max was standing rigidly. Kenny was laughing. Dave looked guilty. The radio forecast was coming from somewhere in the room. Morley immediately understood more than she wanted to. "What happened?" Nobody spoke. "Dave." "It's not exactly what it looks like." "What does it look like?" "Two middle-aged men accidentally created a human transistor radio." Morley put down the groceries. "Why?" Dave pointed at Kenny. Kenny pointed at Dave. Max pointed at the notebook. Morley picked it up. She read the title. She closed her eyes. "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." The silence that followed was profound. "You showed him this?" "For historical, educational purposes," said Kenny. "Educational and historical ," said Dave. "Educational?" said Morley. "Mostly." Morley flipped through the pages. Each page made her expression worse. "You two survived this?" "Barely," said Dave. "This explains a lot," said Morley. She handed the notebook back. "New rule." Dave didn't like the sound of that. Kenny liked it even less. "From now on," said Morley, "if either of you wants to teach Max life lessons, I approve them first." "That seems extreme," said Kenny. "You turned my son into an AM radio station. Nobody listens to AM anymore, so....I don't what I should be madder about." "Fair point." Max suddenly perked up. "Traffic report coming." Everyone listened. Sure enough, a traffic report emerged from his retainer. Morley sat down. Even she had to laugh. Not much. But enough. Dave looked relieved. Kenny looked proud. Max looked famous. And somewhere in a drawer at the Vinyl Café sat an old notebook containing all the reasons boys should never be left unsupervised—and all the reasons they usually are.
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4d ago
May 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM UTC
Because
Dave was cleaning out a shelf behind the counter at the Vinyl Café when Kenny Wong arrived carrying a battered notebook held together with some hockey tape, and brown packing tape, some loose staples and a prayer or two. "Look what I found," said Kenny. Dave looked up. "If that's evidence, burn it." "It's our list." Dave's face went pale. Every boy has a list. Not a written list. A mental list. A record of all the things that seemed like excellent ideas right up until the moment they weren't. Kenny, unfortunately, had written theirs down. On the front cover, in crooked pencil, were the words: "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." Dave groaned. "We spelled 'becoming' wrong," said Kenny. "That is not the problem." They sat at the counter flipping pages. There were checkmarks beside things like building ramps for bicycles, riding shopping carts downhill, testing whether frozen puddles could support a person, and seeing who could hold their breath the longest. Every page contained proof that boys possess confidence far in excess of useful knowledge. Kenny laughed so hard he nearly fell off his stool. "Remember the cardboard sleds?" Dave nodded. "I still have a scar shaped like Saskatchewan." "And the bicycle jump?" "Which bicycle jump?" Kenny thought for a moment. "Good point." About then Max wandered into the Café looking for a cookie and some advice. He found neither. Instead he found Kenny and Dave staring at the notebook. "What's that?" asked Max. Dave and Kenny exchanged a glance. It was the sort of glance that has launched countless regrettable adventures. "History," said Kenny. "Very important history," said Dave. Twenty minutes later they were seated around a table while Kenny explained that before the internet, boys entertained themselves by making mistakes in person, without the aid of tik tok, or any of the other platforms that now put stupid ideas in young boys heads. Max was fascinated. Dave kept adding disclaimers. "Most of these were terrible ideas." "Very terrible," agreed Kenny. Then he smiled. "But memorable, man were they memorable. Not just by us either. The police, the neighbors, teachers and your Grandma. She never forgot." Max spent the afternoon listening to stories about cardboard toboggans, homemade forts, bicycle crashes, and experiments that ended with somebody's mother yelling from a porch, or police cars driving past slowly if they happened to see Dave or Kenny walking together. The stories grew larger with every telling. By the time Kenny finished, Dave and Kenny sounded less like children and more like poorly supervised stuntmen. Max listened with wide eyes. The next morning, Dave found Max in the kitchen holding a nine-volt battery. "What are you doing?" asked Dave. "Science." Dave should have recognized the danger immediately. Unfortunately, "science" was exactly what he and Kenny had called most of their mistakes. A short time later Max appeared at the Café looking puzzled. "I think my retainer is acting funny," he said. "Funny how?" asked Kenny. Max tilted his head. Somewhere, faintly, through the metal in the retainer came the crackling sound of a distant radio station. Kenny nearly inhaled his coffee. Dave stared. A voice emerged from Max's mouth. "...and now today's weather..." Max looked alarmed. Kenny looked delighted. "He's picking up AM radio!" "He's not a radio," said Dave. The weather report continued. Max opened and closed his mouth. The signal got louder. Kenny was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. "This is the greatest thing I've ever seen." "No," said Dave. "The greatest thing you've ever seen was when Jimmy Peters launched himself into Mrs. Callahan's rhubarb patch." "Second greatest." Max stood perfectly still. "Can you make it stop?" Before Dave could answer, the front door opened. Morley walked in carrying groceries. She stopped. Max was standing rigidly. Kenny was laughing. Dave looked guilty. The radio forecast was coming from somewhere in the room. Morley immediately understood more than she wanted to. "What happened?" Nobody spoke. "Dave." "It's not exactly what it looks like." "What does it look like?" "Two middle-aged men accidentally created a human transistor radio." Morley put down the groceries. "Why?" Dave pointed at Kenny. Kenny pointed at Dave. Max pointed at the notebook. Morley picked it up. She read the title. She closed her eyes. "Experiments and Challenges for Becoming Men." The silence that followed was profound. "You showed him this?" "For historical, educational purposes," said Kenny. "Educational and historical ," said Dave. "Educational?" said Morley. "Mostly." Morley flipped through the pages. Each page made her expression worse. "You two survived this?" "Barely," said Dave. "This explains a lot," said Morley. She handed the notebook back. "New rule." Dave didn't like the sound of that. Kenny liked it even less. "From now on," said Morley, "if either of you wants to teach Max life lessons, I approve them first." "That seems extreme," said Kenny. "You turned my son into an AM radio station. Nobody listens to AM anymore, so....I don't what I should be madder about." "Fair point." Max suddenly perked up. "Traffic report coming." Everyone listened. Sure enough, a traffic report emerged from his retainer. Morley sat down. Even she had to laugh. Not much. But enough. Dave looked relieved. Kenny looked proud. Max looked famous. And somewhere in a drawer at the Vinyl Café sat an old notebook containing all the reasons boys should never be left unsupervised—and all the reasons they usually are.
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⭐THE UNPOLISHED SEASON — Poem X (final poem) I woke up this morning without the version of myself that usually arrives first, the one that straightens the spine, clears the throat, and rehearses the day before the feet have even touched the floor. Instead, a quieter me showed up. The one who doesn’t rush to fill the room with meaning, or adjust the mouth to look like someone worth quoting. I drank the lukewarm coffee without pretending it was a ritual. I didn’t consult the mirror to see if my face was cooperating. I didn’t arrange myself into a person who looks intentional. The room didn’t object. The dust stayed where it had clocked out. The kettle sat cold on the counter, unbothered. Nothing in the house asked for credentials. Nothing required the shine. The weight sat in my shoulders, my voice, my breathing, without needing to be translated into a victory. So I sat down exactly as I was, the posture uncorrected, the mood unedited, the story left blank. And nothing collapsed. The walls didn’t demand a better version. The day moved forward without an audience, without applause. I breathed in. I breathed out. It was entirely enough.
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May 31, 2026 at 9:02 AM UTC
The Version of Me That Doesn't Perform