Okay,
It goes like this you see.
10pm, on a late thursday evening. I was sweating like a hooker in church. I grabbed my armbands and turned on the shower. It was cold as ice to the touch, but begun to warm up eventually. Thank god my wife remembered to turn the geezer on or else I was going to slap a bitch, create waves of flesh on that ugly ass face of hers.
Anyway.
After stripping down to my birthday suit, I popped on some shampoo and spreaded that shit in my hair. Creating a burning sensation, tingly, like ants crawling in my head.
Suddenly I was smacked like an unwanted child by the smell of burnt toast in the air,
with the shampoo still sitting in my hair.
I turned around and right before me, something was coming out of the plug hole, like something out of a b-rated horror movie.
Looking like my wife's homemade cooking, shit was alive, and then it lunged at me.
I tell you, if it was not for those Tom Cruise movies lecturing me in the art of total ass kicking, I would be a dead naked man with armbands in a tub, being eaten by the unholy guacamole.
You gotta believe me,
when I tell this story,
This was not all in my head,
You can't just write off what I have said.
I know it must sound insane,
But a mexican's lunch crawled out of the drain,
I beat it's ass like a drum,
like Lars Ulrich at a metallica concert ,
and sent the shit back down the hole it crawled out of.
The devil wanted to bring me down to the deep end,
It is a good thing I bought my arm bands.