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penis envyIf I have a kid, / I'd prefer a boy. / Periods and childbirth
@zinalisha7
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@kailyn-senpai3
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My PenisMy penis is a dream come true / my penis is for me and for you / my penis is a simple get away
@indrew-c14
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An Ode to my PenisYou have been with me from the start soft / Hard, never bothered which one you were / When I was young at heart.
@poetic-t37
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Small penis [10]Dude it is ok , the art to use it matters .
@strongdesirez1
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Penis.Poetry is like a penis / in its wobbly, dangly freeness / (This poems not the cleanest so stop reading if you're a little squeamish)
@SamD14
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Monte Python's Penis SongIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy.
@MattG15
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Wind TunnelI can suck on your clit like a Dyson
@MichaelKreitman1
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Peninsula Penis. / Peninsula / Peninsula Pe
@TheGoodPussy21
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Dirty Limerick #3A guy and his gal were abed, / when she looked over at him and said, / "The way your penis is bent
@OoWah5
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Penis Envy. / envy envy / envy envy envy
@TheGoodPussy25
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Puppeteer Penis. / Puppet / Puppeteer Pu
@TheGoodPussy20
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A different kind of PinocchioIf I were a witch; I'd cast a spell, / And put an end to lies men tell. / I wouldn't enchant their facial nose,
@nayzjayz23
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Alla KvinnorI promise not to promise anything again / But ladies gotta SAY NO MORE! I said it, men! / The penis monologues, we’ve had it up to here
@mikumiku12
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DuckI am a duck / And I like to quack / But I don't give a fuck
@kokookid26
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"P"Pencil - Penile - Penis - Penalize -Pentagram - Pentagon - Pentagonal - Penitentiary -Pensive - Peninsula - P....... / ....Plagued. What is it to be plagued? Haunted? / Seiged by an inescapable force?
@madzq34
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Body Parts!Men ‘love’ with their Muscles / Women with their hearts / This leads to some confusion
@Glasgow-Girl-G119
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UntitledFloating with a neon cross / I plug your neon holes. / I gross our incomes both
@martin-narrod6
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I Think About YouI think about you. / I think about you hard. / I didn't like your attitude;
@scarlet-mccall47
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I'm Scared, Scarred, and Scrooge-likeTake a look / At this decade's eternal light. / Youth, beauty, happiness.
@b-fur58
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PENIS ENVYI know from my past, gym class / From locker rooms, I learned fast / That lots of guys have winners
@brent-kincaid35
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Slimer. / I keep an imp: / It dangles limp,
@sam-hain9
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Censor ThisFree the nipple! / Live with less clothes! / Live with less ego...
@jaclyn-harlamert19
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