Those Girls Who

wear too much make up
spit when they talk
think flirting will get them somewhere
complain about everything
lie, gossip, cheat
take too many selfies, then edit them until you can't tell what you are looking at
only care about what they're saying
have no clue what personal space is
live at Starbucks
know who your crush is, then take him away
say they don't judge, but are always silently judging
say they hate drama, then go kiss their friends date
laugh at their own jokes
laugh at old folks
chat during sad parts in movies
read your texts but never text back
and can't read your face when you're too sad to speak