I've never really noticed ties
Until that day I saw those eyes
See there are many kinds of ties
with many different kinds of knots
But some are worn to mask the eyes
With slight-of-hand of wicked plots
The worst I think, are clip-on ties
Especially when it comes to bows
Because the collar thinks it'll trick our eyes
From how far the sale of clip-ons go
Special colours, of Special ties
don't fool those with Special eyes
I see past the clip-on bow and suspenders
And I hope I be proven wrong about his clip-on smile...
To cut a long story short, I wouldn't want him to be my neighbour...
I'm with Donnie on this one...
